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ok i got this one just now
mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN
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Originally Posted by
lissieBella
ok i got this one just now
mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN
What in 7 blue hells? This dickwad asked you for your cc to buy a show with you? That takes an extremely rare brand of stupid. That guy is king of the idiots.
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Originally Posted by
lissieBella
ok i got this one just now
mena: bb can you help me pls
me: how?
mena: give me your credit card number
Me: wtf?
mena: pls i need it to get a pvt with you
me: why sure hun! let me give you my card so u can buy me a pvt show with my own money! makes total sense! would you like my pin number too so you can go on a shopping spree?
mena: yes bb
ME: you gotta be fucking kidding me
mena: pls you said you would do it for me even ur pin number
Me: i got no time for this see yaaaaa crazy dude BAN
Oh man! Just.... no words for that! You should have given him a fake number to see if he tried to use it lol
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i know funny thing is that i didnt ban him at first cause i was laughing my ass off and telling everyone in the room cause he said all this in pvt message, after he heard me cracking up he was like "pls bb i really need your help all my cards were declined, im serious about you giving me ur card number" so dude didnt seem to be joking or yanking my chain he actually thought that was a normal request
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I just.... I can't fathom it. That is the boldest thing I've ever seen/heard of!
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Originally Posted by
lissieBella
i know funny thing is that i didnt ban him at first cause i was laughing my ass off and telling everyone in the room cause he said all this in pvt message, after he heard me cracking up he was like "pls bb i really need your help all my cards were declined, im serious about you giving me ur card number" so dude didnt seem to be joking or yanking my chain he actually thought that was a normal request
He's too stupid to be breathing. LMAO
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Originally Posted by
MommieLongLegs
It's so funny how desperate some of these guys think we are for a hero/husband etc.
Well, I mean.....how on earth could we ever REALLY enjoy sex or sexuality without a man involved? There is no way that we could REALLY enjoy our own company over theirs and the only reason we would be sexual in the first place is out of our 'desperation' for some 'real' man to make an 'honest' women out of us. ::)
I've tried to explain to them a million times that I am ALREADY am an honest women. :banghead:
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Loool. That reminds me of a guy last year who said he wanted to do a Skype show with me. He's pretty much the reason I've stopped accepting Skype unless a long time regular requests one; I can't deal with these crazy ass wastes of time.
So homeboy and I were chatting on Skype discussing my rates and how he is going to pay me, and he insists that he needs my bank account number, routing number, AND social security number in order to send money to my bank account. Lololol not only did I never ask him to send money directly to my bank account, but what the fuck? Lmfao. I was too shocked to be mad but I did call him on his shit. Not only do you want a free show from me, but you want to run some bank fraud on my account? "What are you talking about? I work for an adult dating site, this is all legitimate." Suuuuuure it is! *block*
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Idiot1: show ass
Regular1: Dude, how rude. Motivate her a little first.
Regular2: Yeah, you could have at least said please and tossed her a tip.
Idiot1: show ass plz bb
Idiot1 sends 1 gold
Me: .... *facedesk*
Idiot1: said plz
Regular1: Here, you do it like this:
Regular1 sends 4 gold
Regular2: Yeah, or like this.
Regular2 sends 5 gold
Regular1: Hey, that's no fair!
Regular1 sends 2 more gold
Regular1: Hah!
Regular2 sends 2 more gold
Regular2: Nyeh!
Idiot1: lots of tips so plz ass
Regular1 tips 20 gold
Regular1: Actually, we're tipping her to stay nice and comfy. Guess you'll have to outbid us if you want her to show her ass.
Idiot1: Of course u do anything for this slut has you wrapped round her finger you losers
Idiot1 has left.
At this point, I'm sitting there laughing my ass off on cam, damn-near in tears I'm laughing so hard.
As a side-note, these two regulars have affectionately dubbed themselves my "fan club and freeloader removal squad" and I love them to pieces.
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Oh man Decalyn, I love those guys!
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This happened mid exclusive...
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Anser me bitch
Me: Westcoast, where are you?
Crazy dude: Come here
Crazy dude: I want fuck you
Crazy dude: Bitch answer me! SLUT! I want fuck!
Me: I'm not an escort, I'm a camgirl. I don't meet.
Crazy dude: You do show with me. In maryland and on the plane. We do show on plane.
Me: I don't do couples shows.
Crazy dude : U do and I fly u. Want fuck u
Crazy dude : BITCH SLUT ANSER ME!
*ignore and continue fingering myself*
Crazy dude: BITCH STOP! STOP!
Crazy dude: STOP SLUT!
*I stop and zombie gaze at the screen*
Me: You want me to stop?
Crazy dude: Yes. LOOK AT ME. Talk to me.
Crazy dude: Wer u? Come here
Crazy dude: Bitch wer u !?!?!?!?
And the incoherent convo continued for quite awhile until he realized "bitch slut no fly"
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Jeeeeeeeze o.O What a psycho!
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Originally Posted by
PrincessLuna
Jeeeeeeeze o.O What a psycho!
lol yeah, needless to say, I asked him what we would do in "our show" and happily drained his wallet to the tune of 6.99 a minute while he he told me all of the enthralling things he had planned for "bitch slut on a plane"
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^Peaches good thing SM has CB protection bc hahaha wtf
indie, I cleaned it up a bit bc of his English -
Guy: where are you?
Me: [location]
Guy: what city??
Me: [location], are you ready to get started?
Guy: i am in next state, visiting for work
Me: ....
Guy: u there now?
Me: ...are you ready to get started to play? I didnt get a booking email from you yet babe
Guy: pls answer first
Me: i am?
Guy: ok I come by, address?
Me: .....
Guy: *BUZZ*
Me: ..... (preparing to put on ignore list)
Guy: hello? pls pls I want to play
Me: I am not an escort, I only play online bb, I have to step away for 2min so feel free to book (leaves computer to do something)
Guy: OK
Guy: Can you tell me sites to find escorts? I need one
Guy: I have $200, travel cost may put that down
Guy: you have friend for me?
Guy: Full service
Guy: Big tits
Guy: Big tits like your tits
Guy: BBBJ is nice if that ok
Guy: Maybe a friend for 3some too in future when I have more money
Guy: Asian is good
Guy: I can pay dinner but I only have $200
Guy: Send me sites for girls like this or your friend email
Me: (comes back).........oh for fuck's sake
Guy: you do it? what address? phone number?
Me: *blocked*
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Yep all bad ratings I have gotten were because they were assholes and won't listen
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Originally Posted by
PrincessLuna
THIS thisthisthis. I cannot stand asshole men like that. The very few bad ratings I've received were by guys who would not listen. The last one I didn't catch in time before he got me, I left a note on him though to block him if he ever comes in my room again; which they've done as well.
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http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...6/photo-17.jpg
Seriously!? ADMITTING to getting hard in Free so you can be in exclusive for a shorter amount of time?! -_- -_- GOODBYE!
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This just made me bust out in giggles at the gym, at 6:30 am. :-) thx, I needed that!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Peachesxo
This happened mid exclusive...
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Wer u?
Crazy dude: Anser me bitch
Me: Westcoast, where are you?
Crazy dude: Come here
Crazy dude: I want fuck you
Crazy dude: Bitch answer me! SLUT! I want fuck!
Me: I'm not an escort, I'm a camgirl. I don't meet.
Crazy dude: You do show with me. In maryland and on the plane. We do show on plane.
Me: I don't do couples shows.
Crazy dude : U do and I fly u. Want fuck u
Crazy dude : BITCH SLUT ANSER ME!
*ignore and continue fingering myself*
Crazy dude: BITCH STOP! STOP!
Crazy dude: STOP SLUT!
*I stop and zombie gaze at the screen*
Me: You want me to stop?
Crazy dude: Yes. LOOK AT ME. Talk to me.
Crazy dude: Wer u? Come here
Crazy dude: Bitch wer u !?!?!?!?
And the incoherent convo continued for quite awhile until he realized "bitch slut no fly"
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Random guy in free : "I hate my parents"
Me "um ok?"
Random guy "I hate parents and you?"
Wtf?? I didnt even know what to say lol...I just told him I didnt get what he was talking about. Is talking about how you hate your parents a new fetish?? Pretending to be an angry teen? Lmao Weird!!
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Why is it that EVERYTIME I get a message on SM with a title like "request" it's a guy wanting a poo show?! Some idiot asked me if I do poo shows. I simply replied with "No." His reply: I would have paid u $500 for it, but ok :(
Yeah fucking right dude. So, you expect me to go "Oh! Nevermind! I will do it!" then he will say some shit like he'll give it to me AFTER I poo.
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that sounds familiar.. i swear i had that dude.. my reaction was the same as yours.. so sick of these dumb games.. it's like they want a reaction!.. the best reaction is NO reaction
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Originally Posted by
neliana
Random guy in free : "I hate my parents"
Me "um ok?"
Random guy "I hate parents and you?"
Wtf?? I didnt even know what to say lol...I just told him I didnt get what he was talking about. Is talking about how you hate your parents a new fetish?? Pretending to be an angry teen? Lmao Weird!!
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sooo true...a lot of these idiots are just looking for a reaction! He left once he realized I wasn't paying attention to his BS
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This one had a very fitting name:
Dick: hello
show me
fuck
com on
fuck urself
come on
i will give u money
hurry
fuck u
bitch
He wasn't even in my room for a full 30 seconds with this. I almost wanted to see how far it would go, but I've had 1 bad rating this week and I'd like to not add more.
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Oh i miss the days before ratings.. (sigh)
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Originally Posted by
anonymous camgirl
Oh i miss the days before ratings.. (sigh)
I wish we could rate and share notes on guys. It would be so much easier if whenever a guy came into the room, you could open his profile and see from another model: "Requested father/daughter play when I said I didn't offer it and gave me a bad rating because I wouldn't do it." And know to not accept this guy unless you're willing to do those kinds of stuff.
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