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They can say whatever nasty shit they want in free chat, but nothing gets my blood boiling like "Smile for me."
I was having a bad day the other day and barked loudly at some dude "IT'S FUCKING 2018 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT TELLING A GIRL TO SMILE IS FUCKING OBNOXIOUS" hehe ooops
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Apparently there are girls 5 times hotter than me on Streamate only charging $1 a minute. At least that's what "Gotduped" just felt the need to pop in my free chat and tell me. These guys are so stupid.
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My first call of the day on NF: "You look like a super sexy action packed webcam model. I am looking more for a phone sex secretary that will use her phone to 3 way call my customers for my business while I'm busy jacking off and cum is dripping from my lips. Can you do that?"
Ummm no. I am not looking for another job. Sounds like a lot of work and I don't need to answer your business calls for you.
He disconnects the call. *eye roll*
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"I can't afford to go in private u make me cum I will make u cum"
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For the love of the Lord, if you are a male model or a "female" model (men pretending to be female models online who are actually cheap freeloaders who think being female=free shit), do not come into my room to talk about how slow your shift is. Your shift is slow because you are using server power to perv in other people's chatrooms and complain about your shift rather than make something out of it. If your shift is slow, either log into another site, read a book, make some clips, SOMETHING. But don't come into MY room and bitch.
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I've been on AW for around a year and a half, and am just waiting on confirmation from Streamate as I want to ~diversify~
Anyway I just discovered this wonderful forum and this thread just blessed me with eternal life honestly, I have sooo many stories....
Weird one from the other night:
Ryan-1992: Kate I want to lay you on a cibatta and cover you with mozerella
Me: er, that's a new one
Ryan-1992: not into it no?
Me: would have to be a bloody big ciabatta
Ryan-1992: my brother owns a bakery
Ryan-1992: it can be done
I kicked him cause the other customers were obviously thinking wtf and leaving. But I kind of had questions. Sliced mozz or melted, for example??
Here's one from a paying customer. I don't mind you being weird af if you're paying!! So I was just doing a regular striptease-and-cum c2c show, very vanilla, nothing special or out of the ordinary. Then he said, 'would you like to see my cumway?'
Cumway
Not something I've evver heard of... surely it can't be what I'm imagining...? It was! He spun his cam round to reveal a bunch of bath towels laid out end to end across his living room carpet, he turned round and pew pew!! 'That was a good one,' he said. I was trying SO hard not to seem as bewildered as I felt. Just when you think this game can't surprise you here we have a middle aged man who enjoys seeing how far he can launch his seed across a room. I asked if I had set a record for him and he said he doesn't actually measure or keep a record. I do not wanna know what it says about me that I was actually kinda disappointed by that lmao
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All in free chat:
guy: I am just sitting here in my pretty pink panties
guy: hi little, are u being a good little today? "im not even a little.
Guy: Show first then private
guy " tease me bb" then private
Guy " get my dick hard first then we go private
Guy " Where u from bb, do u have a man, I don't do cam shows when can we fuck for real
guy: " I'm submitting my pics to your porn company so I can fuck u in real life weather u want to or not
To say I am fed the fuck up today is an understatement.
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Originally Posted by
sexy_scottish_kate
That last one, yikes!
creepy fuckers lol
Oh also: I am just sitting here with my girlfriend watching you....
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Originally Posted by
caramelcraze
I got this as well though in my case I assume he meant along the lines of white trailer trash. Did he just pop up with it immediately like it was one of those copy and paste comments?
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Hoe: wanna play?
Fuckboy: Idk yet
Hoe: I'm not here to babysit you.
Fuckboy: Ok well bye bitch
***Hoe BLOCKED fuckboy.
We are not playing this fucking game. They know why they're on the site. You don't know because you're BROKE.
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Loser: Hi I'm looking for some advice. Can I send you a private message? I usually tip after the advice is given.
Me: I'm sorry, do I have idiot written across my forehead?
Loser: What a loser. It was a bad idea to come in here. I'm happy to hear you're failing as a camgirl.
I had made $200 in the past 2 hours. If that is failing as a camgirl, I will happily take it!
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Gold for tits?
Yes, it’s five gold
Two gold?
Did I stutter?
Three gold, final offer.
Get the fuck out of my room with that.
*He comes back in
So you said five gold?
*tips five
Lol! I was not having it last night.
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How about these clowns that enter the free chat, and the first thing they say is “Stand up.” Lmfao! *Looks to my left...looks to my right.* Oh, I know you’re not talking to ME like that. Haha!
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Originally Posted by
SuperPookie
I got this as well though in my case I assume he meant along the lines of white trailer trash. Did he just pop up with it immediately like it was one of those copy and paste comments?
no he held a convo for a minute or two before asking. genuinely wanted it I'm assuming.
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caramelcraze
I’m wondering if he intended on recording it, so he can post it somewhere to get a b.s. discussion going about “how all Black women act ghetto.” Or if he genuinely has a ghetto fetish? Lol.
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Loser: are you busy bb?
Hoe: are you ready for private?
***Loser tried to leave and got blocked. This is right after a GENTLEMAN with money took me private just so he can spoil me with $50 gold. Asking me if I'm busy really pissed me off. It's always fucking freeloaders that ask stupid questions. None of your fucking business.
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Pencildick has entered the room.
Me: Hi pencildick! How are you today?
*silence*
Me: So happy to have you here, pencildick. Is there something in particular you wanted to do today?
Pencildick: sorry im the kinda guy who reads profiles. if youd read mine then youd already knkow what i want to do. lol
KICKED and BANNED. What is it with no-spenders who think that I'm here to dig deep into your brain and spoon-feed you your personalized fantasy? You want a backrub while I'm at it, baby boy? D E L I C I O U S. :rip:
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Some dude that I had a private with complains about me going into the next private 15 minutes later...with an indirect thing "You didn't tell me anything when you left for the private :) I don't understand women these days"
Like BITCH is you blind?! The screen literally says "Model is in a private show" after I entered. Also shut the fuck up and lemme hustle goddamn it does he think I want to keep talking to his sorry ass after the private while ignoring customers that wants shows??? I'm already not rich from this industry so let me do what I have to do. Ugh.
As if it isn't enough, he pisses me off even more and says "now that I had a pvt with you can I have your kik? I don't need to pay for your kik since I paid for the pvt already and it would make the evening perfect also I don't feel like loading more tokens, I will have to load them in december to get your kik :)"
Asshole. I will ignore him next time. He is willing to give some money...but he wants some extra shit which he didn't pay for clearly. He's also been awfully annoying in private saying his "little friend fell asleep again" just because I didn't get naked immediately in the pvt. Like bro chill I'm not gonna hurry in pvt just for your snowflake ass!!!!
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Originally Posted by
Bananabunny
Some dude that I had a private with complains about me going into the next private 15 minutes later...with an indirect thing "You didn't tell me anything when you left for the private :) I don't understand women these days"
Like BITCH is you blind?! The screen literally says "Model is in a private show" after I entered. Also shut the fuck up and lemme hustle goddamn it does he think I want to keep talking to his sorry ass after the private while ignoring customers that wants shows??? I'm already not rich from this industry so let me do what I have to do. Ugh.
As if it isn't enough, he pisses me off even more and says "now that I had a pvt with you can I have your kik? I don't need to pay for your kik since I paid for the pvt already and it would make the evening perfect also I don't feel like loading more tokens, I will have to load them in december to get your kik :)"
Asshole. I will ignore him next time. He is willing to give some money...but he wants some extra shit which he didn't pay for clearly. He's also been awfully annoying in private saying his "little friend fell asleep again" just because I didn't get naked immediately in the pvt. Like bro chill I'm not gonna hurry in pvt just for your snowflake ass!!!!
Holy shit, I would have blocked his ass immediately for that bs. You have way more patience than I. Lol
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On Streamate...
diversion: If a guy hits on you in a bar what are his chances of being
Accepted
diversion has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
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SapphireXO
My first call of the day on NF: "You look like a super sexy action packed webcam model. I am looking more for a phone sex secretary that will use her phone to 3 way call my customers for my business while I'm busy jacking off and cum is dripping from my lips. Can you do that?"
Ummm no. I am not looking for another job. Sounds like a lot of work and I don't need to answer your business calls for you.
He disconnects the call. *eye roll*
This fucking idiot had the audacity to add my NF listings to his favorite and call me like our first call never happened. I just played along for about 7 minutes until I couldn't stand it. NO I WILL NOT CALL YOUR BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE and NO! I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS CALLS WHILE YOU ARE CROSS DRESSING.
I have my own job. I don't need to manage your fucking business for you too.
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SoloDesire
Holy shit, I would have blocked his ass immediately for that bs. You have way more patience than I. Lol
I NEED to have patience since I'm not getting private shows every day...So this patience is kinda forced onto me basically LOL
Also the motivation to make $$$ fuels my patience.
I haven't seen him for days, I bet with you he won't come back anyways. He was probably too salty that at the end when I haven't received any tips for +15 minutes and it was late I left without to say bye LOL
Next time I better make him pay more for his big ego.
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Originally Posted by
Bananabunny
I NEED to have patience since I'm not getting private shows every day...So this patience is kinda forced onto me basically LOL
Also the motivation to make $$$ fuels my patience.
I haven't seen him for days, I bet with you he won't come back anyways. He was probably too salty that at the end when I haven't received any tips for +15 minutes and it was late I left without to say bye LOL
Next time I better make him pay more for his big ego.
I understand what you're saying, but saving yourself the stress of dealing with that kind of bullshit by blocking once they are obviously more trouble than they're worth (which is nothing, because guys like that never pay well or for very long...and then they expect the world) will help you make more money in the long run. A stressed out cam girl can't rake in the money. Just block and move on to the next. The less bs I put up with the better I do on cam. Just my two cents ;) Good luck bb! <3