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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
~Carmen~
ballsswing4u:women are FAR SUPERIOR to ALL men
Me: Talk is cheap
ballsswing4u:yeah gold diggers are not superior women
He did a show & his ass was dirty. I cringed & looked away. I told him to really swing & it knocked the wind out of him. He disconnected.
He came in the next day asking if anyone has swung for me yet. I said "clean your ass before you attempt to swing for me." He left.
Came back the next day, asked the same thing, & I reiterated. He apologized & said he has Parkinsons & hygiene is tough. I had empathy.
But this does not make it ok to talk shit to ladies!
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Idiot in freechat: Hi mistress, i am sub. u do blackmailing/homewrecker?
Me: Yes, of course
Idiot: what is the craziest thing i should do, so u can blackmail me?
Me: https://media.giphy.com/media/lkdH8F...v3t3/giphy.gif I mean... wtf? I just banned him, instead of taking my time to explain the idiot how blackmail actually works and that involves going to private, first of all. >:(
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First thing out of his mouth:
Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.
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Originally Posted by
Miss_ShaSha
First thing out of his mouth:
Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.
* Pussy Instantly dries up* :O
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Originally Posted by
Miss_ShaSha
First thing out of his mouth:
Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.
when they request instant proof of arousal my entire expression does a 360.
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NitaBaby
when they request instant proof of arousal my entire expression does a 360.
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hahahahah! utter greatness! I love pulling out some lube, slapping it down there and showing them how wet it instantly got!
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random someone out of nowhere - in free ofc.
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I didnt expected, but he left! So it s not okay to ask the same thing on a vulgar rude tone? How comes? :o
Another genius wandering from room to room
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Originally Posted by
LoraDoll
random someone out of nowhere
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And I didnt expected it, but he left! So it s not okay to ask the same thing on a vulgar rude tone? How comes? :o
Another genius wandering from room to room
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He walked into a place of business and ingeniously revealed that you are ....here to do business. I wish you could see the way my eyes slid up to my vanity. The way I locked eyes with myself in the mirror was priceless.
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Im so annoyed with video chats. i don't like to hear them snd i can't figure out a way to mute them so i dont hear them jerking their dick or talking to me bc i dont give a fuck lol ive tried headphones, but it will only go down so far my phone wont let me mute them it pisses me off . Ughhh
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Originally Posted by
Violethollywood
Im so annoyed with video chats. i don't like to hear them snd i can't figure out a way to mute them so i dont hear them jerking their dick or talking to me bc i dont give a fuck lol ive tried headphones, but it will only go down so far my phone wont let me mute them it pisses me off . Ughhh
HAHAHA! I know, right???
On Jasmin, you can charge for up to $2/min for letting them open their cam and another (up to) $2/min to allow them use their microphones. And when they open their cam, the image is blurry and on top of it, it says "Member's camera is on. The camera feed may contain images that may be disturbing." :))))) so you can click on "accept", to see him clear, or leave it like that :))
I obviously charge $2 for cam2cam and another $2 for 2 way audio, wich raises the pvt price with $4/min :)))))))) So, when I am in pvt on another site, it pisses me off that i can't charge them for seeing or hearing them :))).
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this day gets better and better.
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"Hi! Open sex show."
This tickled me.
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He's obviously not very bright. He wanted to to know what he gets in private...
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Marina Starr
He's obviously not very bright. He wanted to to know what he gets in private...
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i had that stupid asshole earlier too lol. Made a note to block him next time he comes in my room. Every time a guy asks what i do in private i simply say 'Bible study' as deadpan as I can.
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I always wonder what s the point to get in a room, do nothing but ask this shit instant.
And: what answer they expect to get???
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I would block just by his name, LOL. He needs to change it to freeloaduu.
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Originally Posted by
DahliaSimone
i had that stupid asshole earlier too lol. Made a note to block him next time he comes in my room. Every time a guy asks what i do in private i simply say 'Bible study' as deadpan as I can.
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Louieboss: Are you a trans?
Me: Uh....I AM trans, if thats what you meant
Louieboss: oh, well im straight
Me: Okay? And Im still a woman, and you came to my room. I didnt call you here.
First.....Im not gonna put up with any fuck trying to make me as less of a woman than any other. Secondly, why tf is SM recommending me to all of these narrow minded fucks? Literally the ONLY category Im in is trans....I mean I know Im stunning, but geez. Give me a fuckin break.
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*Due to an increase of models number lately (almost doubled from last year), I had to let my head down and lower my prices a little, in order to survive ;D*
Idiot (who used to come to my room, telling me I charge too much and nobody will spend on me): I see you finnaly lowered you prices. I told you that you're a cheap hoe and don't deserve more
Me (while banning him):
https://media.giphy.com/media/MDw2JkJofdmZq/giphy.gif
I hate that I can't permanently block members on Jasmin, I am glad at least they blocked the guest chat finally. But yeah, that did hurt, I hate it when they come with shit like this and I can't argue lol ;D
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Because he likes trans? He knew you were Trans.
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Originally Posted by
DahliaSimone
Louieboss: Are you a trans?
Me: Uh....I AM trans, if thats what you meant
Louieboss: oh, well im straight
Me: Okay? And Im still a woman, and you came to my room. I didnt call you here.
First.....Im not gonna put up with any fuck trying to make me as less of a woman than any other. Secondly, why tf is SM recommending me to all of these narrow minded fucks? Literally the ONLY category Im in is trans....I mean I know Im stunning, but geez. Give me a fuckin break.
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Originally Posted by
~Carmen~
ballsswing4u:women are FAR SUPERIOR to ALL men
Me: Talk is cheap
ballsswing4u:yeah gold diggers are not superior women
This guy came in my room for 3 days straight spouting nonsense so I told him to tip if he wanted to talk about anything other than the weather & what do you know his card wasn't working :/ lol. Chronic timewaster
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I'm a Domme. It's kinda obvious in my username and profile. This winner comes in polite then says this:
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I said YOU want ME to bark like a dog? Laughed. Then made him eat my banhammer.
Clowns for like an hr had me irritated AF.
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Originally Posted by
Cutie101
I hate that I can't permanently block members on Jasmin, I am glad at least they blocked the guest chat finally. But yeah, that did hurt, I hate it when they come with shit like this and I can't argue lol ;D
yess me too. Anyway u can argue with that. Like.. it s none of his business anyway, if u charge 0.99 a min or 14.99 a min.
Just a pointless loser, like any other freeloader out there.
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LoraDoll
yess me too. Anyway u can argue with that. Like.. it s none of his business anyway, if u charge 0.99 a min or 14.99 a min.
Just a pointless loser, like any other freeloader out there.
Oh, I know, I just hate when they feel like "winning". Ugh. Fuck. :)))
He's a fucking Casanova. I hate when they just pick up on random models. I never know what their stupid problem is like... you can afford to spend $25k in 2 weeks on the site and why would you come on other girls rooms and insult them. It's just stupid.
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SuperPookie
This guy came in my room for 3 days straight spouting nonsense so I told him to tip if he wanted to talk about anything other than the weather & what do you know his card wasn't working :/ lol. Chronic timewaster
I had this bore too. Didn't pay me either but did move onto small talk when I told him I'd listen to more of that in exclusive. Lol
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guitarman: expensive
Hoe: it's not my fault you're on welfare.
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