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Ok, another gold from pvt.
member: OMG, you look so amazing
i'm so fucking horny and my pussy is so wet
me: oh hello there girl, nice to have another pussy here :D
a couple of mins of play and "she" adds:
member: btw i'm Brian
Thinking in my head...Could be Brian be a girl s name?...
then "she/he" puts the cam on...and what a surprise...she is a man!!!
Seriously, what's with this bullshit....oh i am a girl and my pussy is wet...does this make you wet?.......
another intersting pvt
He walks in asking if i do nasty stuff and i reply with...
" What nasty stuff do you like hun?" ( Expecting from him to say ...oh i love squirt, piss, shit or vomit...and i do not do any of this in pvt.)
him: " Idk fingers in pussy" ( hmmm...really?? Since when this is nasty? )
so pvt goes on and on and then i bend over and stick a toy in my bum and heee says
"oh no bb, no anal, that's disgusting" ( wtf mate ???)
Today was like the international idiotic no brain day
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Haha that's what I do.. when they give me their phone number in free chat i give the number to all the guys in there and say please call him everyone .. he wants you to call him..haha.. if you are that dumb to post your phone number in a public chat then you deserve it!
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Originally Posted by
Timor
Had a guy post his number in my free chat on mfc last night. Wasn't even a premium, he was a basic! I wish I'd saved his attempt at conversation with me, it was hilarious. When he posted his number I just gave this huge evil grin and said 'oh, somebody PLEASE troll this poor bastard.'
I dunno, guys. Sounded like a real charmer. Had a Harley and apparently his dick was 18 inches long. Plus he was in Knoxville. I should've let him sweep me out of this life of debauchery :D
Reminded me of isobel's 'I AM YR PRINCE' post.
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Originally Posted by
the shy girl
I did my first ever cam2cams tonight and I can already tell that this is going to get annoying...
Why do guys ask if I think they're hot?!?! One guy looked like an albino Flava Flav, and the other kind of looked like if Chuck Norris and Gollum from Lord of the Rings had a creepy love child. Did they really think I would say yes?! What the fuck?!
They're paying you to say yes. Like Shywebcamgirl says, "you never want a sex worker to be honest with you" They don't want to know what you genuinely think and you're doing a disservice to them as a service provider if you say no. :) They're spending good money to feel like they're Tom Cruise for 10 minutes.
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this happend to day by a guy named bandido or something like that on MFC.
"Hey baby, dont you have an account on stripper web?"
BAN!!!
i think SW should be a little more pvt, last thing we need is our pvt conversations revealed.
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Originally Posted by
nemcis
I've entered the amount of golds for showing in my roomtopic, saves me a lot of useless discussions
it does nothing for me, they just act like they don't see my topic... and then the uselessness begins, over and over lol
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very good point.. thanks.. I have found it difficult to lie all the time.. not much in my nature to.. but ur right.. they want you to lie ..lol
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Originally Posted by
IsobelWren
They're paying you to say yes. Like Shywebcamgirl says, "you never want a sex worker to be honest with you" They don't want to know what you genuinely think and you're doing a disservice to them as a service provider if you say no. :) They're spending good money to feel like they're Tom Cruise for 10 minutes.
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Originally Posted by
anonymous camgirl
very good point.. thanks.. I have found it difficult to lie all the time.. not much in my nature to.. but ur right.. they want you to lie ..lol
Yes very very good point! I think it's because I'm a newbie and it caught me completely off guard. I'm trying out a new persona tonight and I hope it'll help.
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Originally Posted by
JoJoX
this happend to day by a guy named bandido or something like that on MFC.
"Hey baby, dont you have an account on stripper web?"
BAN!!!
i think SW should be a little more pvt, last thing we need is our pvt conversations revealed.
That's why this name...is different from any cam names.
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Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype
Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)
Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?
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Originally Posted by
narturalencounter
Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype
Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)
Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?
LMAO EBT!!!! I would have trolled his stupid broke ass. Oh the days when Indian scammers use to call me and I gave them a pretend EBT card number. They would sit there for 5 minutes until they realized I said EBT hahaaha
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Originally Posted by
EvilChick1989
LMAO EBT!!!! I would have trolled his stupid broke ass. Oh the days when Indian scammers use to call me and I gave them a pretend EBT card number. They would sit there for 5 minutes until they realized I said EBT hahaaha
LMBO... I was thinking EBT when he said foodstamps but decided it would only give him more of my time chatting with him. LOL! BTW this is a really good idea I just might try that one the next time I get a call.
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Guy: Baby, that pussy looks loose
I was fully clothed :/
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This guy was lucky I was bored or the conversation would not have been this long:
spanishman: how goos are your boobs bb?
cause im loving what im seeing
ill love you making me tittyfuck bb
and cum all over your sweet face
me: mmm lets go play baby
spanishman: mmmm
show me a little
me: gold to see here
spanishman: pt yoour hair in yor back bb
i prefer this way
me: Please tip with requests.
spanishman: i'll fuck u everytime if i were there
licking those boobs
and your wet pussy
just to make you cum
wanna see tour boobs
me: 5 gold to see here
spanishman: and someone sent u 5 gold for that
me: no, he sent it to see my panties
spanishman: ok
let me see if i have some money to see your boobs bb
come one alysa show those boobs jst for a sec
me: 5 gold to see
spanishman: wow iu are as hard as my cock at this moment
alysa: just so you know, if you are sitting here waiting for someone to tip to see my boobs so that you can see for free, i will block you before I show cuz i have a feeling you are wasting my time
spanishman: let me be the tiper bb
me: tip then
spanishman: dont block me
*sends the gold*
for your boobs
ooo don't cover them
me: i only flash here
if you want it off then you have to go pvt
spanishman: you were more confortable on the other way
me: how do you know how i'm more comfortable?
spanishman: i just imagine
me: if you want me more comfortable then i'll put on an oversized tshirt and sweatpants
*he leaves*
Lmao.
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On MFC last night a premium with no tokens and very little points started PM chatting me up.
He begins by a dialogue about how he cheats on his wife in their own house, once when she was there in the room passed out.
I was appalled but I just said well that's naughty
Then he asks where I'm from. I only give out New England so thats what I said.
He goes "oh, I live in NYC I go to your area all the time for business"
*FACEPALM* He LIVES in that "area"
So he goes on to ask about hanging out. I say I'm not an escort. Then he's like
"Oh well I pay well. $1,000 to go out for drinks?"
Me: Sure, except I'm 20. I can't even go out for drinks.
Then he asks if I'm into usual things...anal, swallowing, etc..
I tell him I'm not a prostitute and he says he's just curious.
So I vaguely say what I'm into and how a lot of it has only and ever will be only done with one person.
Him "How about $1500 for all that?"
Me "I am not a prostitute"
Him "how much?"
Me "$3,000"
He goes off the deep end flipping about how pornstars don't even charge that much and how I've never made that much in one night in my life.
PISSED ME OFF. My goal was to turn him off from the idea but to assume he knows anything about me? OH HELL NO
So, I publicly start speaking out loud addressing him by his screen name saying how much of an idiot he was and how I told him I'm not a prostitute so it doesn't even matter he couldn't pay me enough to let his nasty shriveled little dick near me.
His last reply "Fuck you'
BAN for 60 days and Ignored
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customer: Do you squirt (3x)
me: every once in a while on special occasions but I can't squirt on command
customer: *takes me into pvt*...turn around, let me see ur ass...play with yourself etc.
*2 minutes into the private*
customer: Ok squirt now
-______- and when I don't squirt he ends the private and we go back to free chat
same customer: lower your cam bb so I can finish what we started in pvt
0_o this can't be real life!
a 2 minute private and then you wanna finish jacking off for free?
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OK I LOVE the "open boobs bb" comment
HAHAH
Whenever ANYONE says that I say "oh ya ok!!"
and pretend to surgically cut my tit open...
"oh just mammary glands in there folks..."
hahah jesus....
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Weird Guy: Will you cover your tits in peanut butter and fuck yourself with a hot dog?
Me: NO
Weird Guy: Are you sure? Do it and i'll take you to pvt for 10 minutes.
I've cammed for a total of 8 hours and I can already tell that this is going to be the weirdest job I will ever have!
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What's with guys asking me questions and then leaving?
Also, i opened a new account and deleted the old one, and it's still slow as hell. A little better though.
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Guys coming in and saying one thing along the lines of "you're sexy/gorgeous/hi" then running away before I can even open my mouth?
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Butthole: hi can u show ur ass please u single?
MaryJaynexo: I'm not single and I don't come into your work begging for free things, so I expect the same courtesy please
Butthole: u do fetish stuff and if I give u gold would u show ur ass?
MaryJaynexo: I don't do flashes either; just private chat.
Butthole: u able to queef or fart? Girls that can is a turn on and u like anal or guys jerkin off to ur ass? can u fart on command or feeling gassy?
I m prob the 1st guy to ask u to fart huh and u like a guy cumming on ur ass?
*banhammer*
I don't even... I just.... ugh. That is all. Run on sentences are the least of his problems.
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Originally Posted by
narturalencounter
Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype
Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)
Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?
Just a note, never take paypal from a stranger. It's a VERY common way to get scammed. The guy can super easily tell paypal he didn't receive the service he paid for. There's no way for you to contest it, since the service you performed for him is against paypal's terms of service and you'll have no proof of having provided any other service. If you've already cashed out the money you'll owe paypal and they'll want that money ASAP. It's risky to take paypal period (they closed my account because they suspected I was doing adult stuff even though I wasn't and they would not allow me to contest or find out why they suspected it) but it's asking for trouble to take it from someone you don't know/trust.
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"I'm just on here to make friends, maybe one of the girls on here will be into a relationship"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
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Originally Posted by
maryjaynexo
I don't even... I just.... ugh. That is all. Run on sentences are the least of his problems.
:rotfl:
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Guy: is (my screenname) your real name?
Me:...
Guy: Are you sade? (No, I'm not)
Me:Where'd you get that from? Just call me (cam name)
*guy leaves
Why so interested in crossing personal boundaries? Identity theft? Find me so I'll finally see how great you are in person? dumbass
Guy 2: (in free) do you have a bra to put under that shirt?
Me: Sure. Outfit changes in private.
Guy 2: Can't you just put it on?
Me: Yes, in private.
Guy: why not in public?
Me...
Guy: Can you just put it on? For me?
Me: You are not special. No money, no requests.
Guy: but you're so sexy.
Other Guy: hey be nice (talking to ME lol)
Me to both:...
Both leave
Note: Bra Boy Was Typing Like This The Whole Time and Cosigner Cootie was trying to be my pimp...lmao
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Originally Posted by
the shy girl
I've cammed for a total of 8 hours and I can already tell that this is going to be the weirdest job I will ever have!
That is what makes it both full of awesome and also makes you want to cut your own eyes out at the end of a shift.