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This thread is so.fucking.epic. I read a lot of it to my hubby and we both died laughing! Cheese Man, War on Tits, Open Chest BB, I fucking love this shit lol!! I've only been camming a few months, but I have some doozies already:
So I worked for a bit on SM (hated it), and now I work on MFC (love it). From SM, first thing was my very first night camming:
Weirdo: "How much to shave your head bb?"
Me: "Oh honey, trust me you don't have enough for that."
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Weirdos: "You look like my sister/mom."
Me: "... GTFO"
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I had a guy who had a fetish for the word "vagina". He took me pvt and basically just wanted me to caress myself while using various sentences containing the word "vagina". Mmmmkay lol.
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From my MFC inbox tonight:
"i love it when a sexy woman teases me about swallowing my on cum and then makes me swallow a big sperm load.wont u please make me put it my mouth and make me gargle it and swish it around before u let me swallow it?I like being called a cum dumpster and cumslut and being dominated by a lovely woman such as yourself Let me know if your into it?"
So I write him back, tell him sure let's go. He takes me pvt, turns on his cam. He said he just wanted me to keep my face on cam 'cuz "it's so pretty", then he starts to get up, presumably to show me his blahblahcockblahblah. Then he takes off? WTF?
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I got called a cunt today. Yep, a cunt. I am apparently a cunt because I very, very nicely let the guys know that if I'm not getting tipped, I can't stay on because it kills my camscore. My guys appreciate my honesty, and I always am nice if they say they don't have tokens that night, but I do let them know I can't hang. But this little baby dick muthafucka called me a cunt. Darlin', you don't know how cunt-like I can get. Try me ; ) So one of my awesome regs tipped me 300 for my trouble : D
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Then there was a guy the other day who seemed serious as hell about paying me to make a custom vid. Cool, right? So we get to the end of negotiations. Seriously, hashed out specifics, price, delivery time, etc. Then he busts out with a "But first bb, I'll need to see you so I know everything's good first."
Did you really just waste 10 minutes of my fucking time trying to scam me, asshole? Really?? I swear these fools must think we're fucking idiots sometimes. I hate that shit, when they try to pull that "show now, I'll pay later" bullshit.
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Oh, I forgot one of my epic fails. My first night camming (SM), this douche somehow had put a little "PVT" icon by his name, so I thought it meant we were i pvt because I hadn't done one yet and didn't know what it looked like. So I proceed to do a fuckin 10 minute dildo show. Meanwhile, all the other guys were telling me I wasn't in pvt, but I didn't see that because that stupid fucking encoder was blocking my chat view. So dude scammed me my first night. I got a hard schooling that night, and since then, I have not been tricked again ; ) And can you believe that prick had the nerve to keep coming back to my chat on other nights? But he'd leave before I could ban him. It was all good though, I got like 100 favorite adds out of it : P
But never again. My bullshit radar is in beast mode. So fuck you SM ... fuck you.
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I'm not exactly sure what's happening in camming now but every guy the takes me private is putting his fucking number and email in the private window. What happened? There were always those assholes in free chat but now it's impossible to get through a private without this shit being thrown on me? It's a good thing that once the private closes the information gets deleted but still it's like " you got off right?" so go the fuck to bed and spend money tomorrow to get off again. Rinse and repeat. WTF?? And why are they all ugly as fuck too? It's like I'm getting one hot guy a week when most of my privates were with hot men!! Then they wonder why it takes me forever to get off. Hellooooooo men shouldn't have titties!!!!
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*sigh*
Guy contacted me from iCandyCams. After the initial "hi"s were out of the way, I asked him if he'd like to book a show for tonight. His response?
"So the first one's free, right?"
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Unfortunately, I still haven't gotten the hang of telling people to fuck off after their first line of stupidity, so I told him no, I don't do free shows. He asked for pictures to see what I look like; I told him I had some on my iCandyCams profile, and directed him to my blog with more pictures. He didn't respond after that.
For those who've never used the site, iCandyCams has a single-page profile. The first thing you see on any model's page is a giant picture of her, and most (myself included) have multiple photos up. It is impossible for him to have scrolled down to get my YIM without seeing the three pictures that show off my figure and the fourth that shows off my cleavage. Moronic freeloader...
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I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
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neliana
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
"Yes, let me give you my address. While I'm at it, would you like my full daily schedule and a tap on my phone line? If you're going to stalk me, you may as well do it right."
Edit: I keep accidentally double-posting. M'bad.
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He's "MMM"ing AND licking the camera. I was having a very hard time NOT laughing.
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Apparently these guys have nothing better to do than team up with each other to troll MFC models' rooms.....
Also, last night in my room some dude asked "Can you ask Asiandoll to unban me?" *rolls eyes*
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neliana
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
Was that on MFC? If so, that very same guy came with the same proposition to me like two weeks ago!
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he's "mmm"ing and licking the camera. I was having a very hard time not laughing.
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neliana
I had a guy ask if I wanted him to mail me HIS panties (he likes to wear women's panties during our shows). I politely declined, and then he said "oh don't worry, I'll pay for shipping". What? Why would I want a pair of panties that a random guy wore, let alone pay to have them shipped? Nice guy, but that was a wtf moment!
ROFLOL, as though the only objection you would have to someone mailing you his dirty panties is that you'd have to pay for shipping!
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Grrrr, I am tired of all those dudes that want to meet me in person on MFC!
MFC is not match.com or ashleymadison.com for those guys to try to meet us in person!
And no, I don't care if a dude wants to pay me 1200 bucks for a whole day with him...that's not enough anyways.
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Jay12
Was that on MFC? If so, that very same guy came with the same proposition to me like two weeks ago!
No but I wouldnt be surprised if he tried to mail his dirty panties to other camgirls too lol. Why should I be the only one that gets that special offer? hehe!
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So far this I`ve had you look like a "fking junkie whore" a "scarecrow on fire" and "OMG you look about 14 years old bb." Sometimes men are such vile creatures.
My personal favourite this week was a guest on MFC saying "im recording this shit, it`ll be on youporn tomorrow morning if anyone wants to see it!!" So I played "short dick man by Gillette and dedicated it to him. Then told him I`d sue his ass if i saw my shit anywhere else and blocked him. What a wanker!!
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OMG, today, two dudes said they want to have sex with my soon to be born baby!
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OMG, today, two dudes said they want to have sex with my soon to be born baby!
Sounds like they read Mai-chan's Daily Life and decided to troll you for a reaction.
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Sounds like they read Mai-chan's Daily Life and decided to troll you for a reaction.
I didn't react, just ignore/ban.
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A guy asked if I had a black thong. I got it and held it up. some other guy says, "Those are big, do they fit you?"
LOOK AT MY FUCKING ASS you think I wear a size small or medium or something? LOOK AT MY FUCKING ASS
it's only 46 inches around.. *SARCASM* OF COURSE MY PANTIES ARE BIG!!!
FUCK!
lol.. caught me so off guard I stopped camming for the night.
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"hey so when are we gonna do that skype show you owe me?" .... coming from a fuckin basic... and I ONLY accept tokens for skype shows... and on top of that I never get someone to tip and then schedule a show for a different day.
Me: (lol) ... I dont owe anyone a show, nice try tho buds
Him: Are you seriously gonna rip me off like that?? Wow I didnt expect that from you.. fuckin bitch.
What an idiot... this especially pissed me off cuz it was in free chat with a room full of people who might have believed him and because of that decided against tipping me/taking me private/or buying a skype show.
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Him: Hi Vanessa
I was busy talking about the tropical storm we were having, so an elapsed time of 45 seconds
Him: Ok, keep giving the basics attention that won't tip you
Him:I'm taking my tokens to a girl who DESERVES THEM
Him: Good luck getting tips like that
Me: What?
At this point he leaves, and I also click on his name and ban him, cause I didn't want him coming back acting like that again
1 hour later he PM's me (SIDE NOTE: MFC NEEDS TO CHANGE THAT, like if you ban someone, they shouldn't be able to PM you)
Him: Rated one star and posted in the lounge that you ignore premiums then ban them when they call you out on it
Me: Ok have fun tonight
Him: You have fun making no money xD
Me: Ok
At this point I decide to see how far this can go. Normally I never entertain these guys but, I was curious to se.
Him: You're never gonna get tips that way!
Him: You're just being a robot!
Me: I hope you have a good night wish you well
Him: You just prove my point hat youre mad cause you cant say anything else!
Me: I hope you have a good night wish you well
Him Youre a robot bitch!! Ok!!
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I was on Chaturbate last night; more down-time than anything. One of those "I just don't have the energy or inclination to kill my camscore" nights. Anyway, I ended up with a troll in my room; not even a good troll. He started by telling me that grinding is not dancing (I should mention that he had zero tokens), and then tells me, "fix your teeth, get rid of the acne on your face, and learn how to dance, and you might get some tokens!" (The "acne" he was referring to is, I'm assuming, a red mark that I have on my cheek that is NOT acne, and cannot be completely covered by make-up; I think it's a scar; I've had it for a couple of years.).
Instead of banning him, I laughed and let him stick around, because I love feeding trolls. The only reason I don't do it more often is to appease my other viewers. So I stopped dancing, sat down, looked straight into the camera, and laughed at him, telling him to tell me more. He stopped talking (what a shitty troll, right?) and would make snide comments every now and then (to someone who came in and called me bb: "no bb, only call her a camwhore").
After a while, he started calling me Liz, and talking about how he wants to upset me because that's what I used to do all the time in Copperas Cove (my name is not Liz, and I still haven't looked up where Copperas Cove even is). He offered videos to the viewers in my room of "liz fucking". I kept telling him that he was an idiot, and that normally, people fuck around with me like that with a goal in mind, but no, he had no goal, and was just making himself sound more and more stupid every time he posted. "Okay LIZ, real initials EAH, still think I'm fucking around?"
Eventually he had to leave. He let me know this by calling me Liz one more time, and telling me he had to go, at which point I started jokingly begging him not to; who was I going to make fun of? It was entertaining; I'm glad I got him on a down night, so that I could encourage the asshattery. He was a really poor troll, though.
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Guy 1: show pussy
pussy bb
Me: go private and I will
Guy 1: oh noooo
*ban
Guy 2: stand up and twirl for me
Me: Tip first and I will gladly twirl for you
Guy 2: tip: don't eat yellow snow
*ban
(Me explaining why I'm not doing Gold Shows for now)
Guy 3: you don't have to say all that
I know how you can do well in gold shows.
just listen.
Me: I've been doing this since October, so I think I've got it covered.
Guy 3: ok sorry
Ill shut up
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Guy3 again: I run gold shows for a girl on here
Me...
(guy tips just because)
Guy 4: flash. gold was sent
Me: you don't dictate what's done with someone else's money. And I don't flash in Free.
Guy 4: I don't have money to tip
*kick
Also, I hate the guys who try to sex talk/fantasize/role play in Free/Guest chat.
Examples:
when's the last time you came?
how many times did you cum today
do you like black or white dick better
im 15 with an 18 inch dick. is that big enough?
hi im fine...except im a little dick loser.
id lick ur clit up and down...trace my tongue from your inner thigh down to your feet...back up...lick/flick/suck your hard nipples..mmmmmmm
Like, what the fuck. I always kick guys out, especially that last one, for continuing to fill my screen with crap, all the while not tipping or going prvate. They're probably jacking off so the least I can do is stop them mid jack. Assholes. If they come back and still want free service, they get blocked.
Another thing, I find the guys who come in my room wanting racial(racial slurs etc) play aren't even serious most of the time. I've started saying "sure babe you can call me whatever you want as long as you're paying" and they leave and never come back. I think they got soft because they get off on the angry reaction.
Man, some of these guys really get on my nerves. I do love my job though.
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This morning on twitter:
This guy has been sending me, "hello sweetie how are u i love u tony xoxo" messages at least once a day for the last month or so. After he had done this for maybe 5 days in a row I replied, "Hi Tony, thank you. What can I do for you?". He replied, "thank u i love u tony xoxo". I sighed and ignored him again. He sent several more messages that said the same thing that day. I responded, "You don't have to sign your tweets. What do you want? You send the same thing over and over" He didn't send anything for maybe a week or so before he recently started up with the same shit again. While I was gone on vacation he wrote, "where u i miss u tweets"
Between when I went to bed after camming at 2 am to when I woke up and checked my twitter at 9 am he sent me these:
"hi sweetie would u do a porn movie with me u in tony xoxo"
"sweetie would u do a sex movie with me u in tony xoxo"
"sweetie would u have sex with me tony xxoo"
*sigh* *hits, "block person as spammer" button
Last night I also received two messages on twitter from a semi-illiterate giantess fan:
"pleas com eat me alive"
"pleas grow big com eat me"
The latter was significantly improved by my caffeine-free state causing me to misread it as, "please grow big corn, eat me"
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entitledcustie: this is laaaaame :/ do something interesting
*silentban*
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I just had a guy come in, ask for a peek at my beautiful body, frown when I told him he could tip for flashes, then ask if I had any gold shows tonight. Oh hai cheapskate.