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lol! Most of my guys know that I don't offer Privates during my period, so they generally know when I'm on (because I'll have Private sessions disabled, and won't be on IM). There is always the one guy who persists, though, until I have to say, "I'm on my period, okay? Does that turn you on? Is that why you won't shut up and let it go? My vagina is bleeding; you got me. My secret's out." This results in the guy getting mad at me and leaving, and the other guys laughing their asses off.
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I ve been gettin this one alot lately...
Customer: Hey bb its my Birthday
Me: Happy B Day ( continues conversation with other customers or whatever else Im doing that night)
Customer: (Waits a few seconds to respond) Can't show me something for my B Day?
Me: (Block)
The funny part about it is these customers that say its their (imaginary) b-day are brand new or Ive never seen them before! I dont even show my regulars free ish and you want me to show you something for FREE? How stupid do they think girls really are? I guess they really believe that stereotype that girls in the Adult Industry are justy airy head bimbos!
Speaking of "airy head bimbos" I ve also have had several different customers come in my room telling me, " Oh baby your too pretty to be doing this, why don't you get a real job?"
LMAO really, if they could spend one night in my shoes they would see how Real this job is!
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^ I've had a few guys do the "it's my birthday" thing to me. I tell them I didn't get a birthday present from them. ;)
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Wanna swing with me? Can I have your number. Blah, blah, blah!
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neliana
I hate when they try to make me call them their real name in free chat! Like sorry but there's at least 10 people in here at any given time, so everyone gets called by whatever screen name they use. Im not about to try to remember your real name. I also hate the whole "hey im Gary 23 yrs old from -insert state-" shit. That's great Gary...I don't care. What is the point of that? Lol
Yup... they do that because they either confuse the site with a dating site or they are trying the " I provided you with my information, now you should do the same" . Or last but not least. I'm special make me special by calling me a name that shows up no where on the site.
I get guys that go ASL like this is some reg chat room.
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Guy in Free:
Have you seen that video saying "free sex, no money"?
Me: *raises eyebrow* No I can't say I have
Him: it exist
Me: yeah well they lied. This room is "pay for sex, must have money"
Him: it's for promotion
Me:...
Him:*leaves*
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Last night on xpeeps a customer asked if I would email him pictures for tokens and I said sure, I sell nudes for $1/picture. He sent 45 tokens ($4.5 his cost) and I said I'd email him 4-5 nude pictures. Then he started talking about how he wanted a custom video and I said my customs are 30 tokens/min. He took that is meaning 30 tokens MINIMUM rather than 30 tokens per minute (dumbass). Sent me 50 tokens ($5 his cost, $3.50 my cut), said he wants a nice, long video, and immediately logged out before I could reply to him. Um, no. So I sent him 10 nude pictures (include spread eagle close ups) and explained that he misunderstood me about the cost of my custom videos but since he did send me those tokens I included more pictures. This morning I woke up to this in my inbox:
"Oh i see, i try to get back on but when i did you where already singed off. The pics were ok i guess, not really what i expected tho, kinda like when you get a gift and you kinda know what it is then when you open it, its not the color or style you wanted etc.. but its ok np.
I didn't mind the fact that you sent me pics for the 2nd half of the tip but i would of preferred and was really looking forward to a video, and speaking of which (sharing my thoughts) kinda pricey, I mean think about it if this was a 30 min video it would end up costing $90 bucks (cause its 30 tokens per min, 30 tokens = $3 3x30=90) Really? even porn goes way cheaper then that. I dont mean to be annoying or nagging just wanted you to think bout it from the consumer side of view.. to be honest as much as i love seeing you and hearing your beautiful voice i would not pay $90 bucks for a video. when if i really wanted to i can just Download CamStudios an recored you for 3 hours when you get on xpeep or your other sites(if i had a better computer) Point is i dont mind supporting your cost, but only if it was at a more reasonable price. Along with this being said i just wanted to add I am looking forward in getting to know you better and perhaps being friends if possible. "
Hmm... complaining about the pictures he ordered, my prices, AND saying he might as well just record me without my knowledge? All in two short paragraphs? Yeah, he's REALLY the kind of customer I'm looking for! So I replied with this:
"Well, I don't know how friendly it is to throw insults at me. Just saying. If you wanted something specific in the pictures, you could have said so. You asked for full body shots and close ups, and that's what I gave you. And yeah, I signed off because I was tired and it was late but I still sent you the pictures when I said I would.
Did you really think that I would make you a 30 minute custom video for $5? Really? Plus I don't even get the full amount, xpeeps takes a percentage. If you think that $3 per minute for a video is pricey that's fine, a lot of other guys do pay that price and while I get that some are not going to, I am not going to lower my standards. I really don't need to sit here and listen to you tell me how I'm not worth what I am asking for. Do you realize how rude that came out? And then you say you want to be my friend? Lol. And trust me, I do think of this from the customer's point of view as well as mine but I am also not going to pound my pussy for strangers for less than minimum wage, and like I said, many guys DO pay $3/min for my videos so maybe you are just not the right customer for me. You talk about wanting to get to know me and be friends but honestly, that email you sent me is incredibly insulting and if you want to complain about the work that I've done and criticize my prices, I think it is best if you just delete me from your contacts and stop coming into my cam room. Clearly you are looking for cheap porn and I am not willing to do cheap porn so I guess we just need to keep it moving."
I am SO TIRED of so many guys feeling so entitled and expecting the world from us for pennies. They want us to look at it from their point of view, but how about they look at it from our point of view? I'm sure they think that McDonald's and Wal-Mart workers deserve $10 an hour, but a webcam model who is exposing herself for strangers, taking risks of being outted online, and severely limiting her future job opportunities to cam is not worth the same amount? These guys park in my free chat for hours and hours week after week FOR FREE and then want to complain when I ask them to pay me fairly for my time? Any guy who thinks that $5 for a full length live show (or full length custom video done specifically for him) is an appropriate price is clearly delusional and needs to stick with watching free tube sites.
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CourtneyRaine
when if i really wanted to i can just Download CamStudios an recored you for 3 hours when you get on xpeep or your other sites(if i had a better computer)
I hate to be like this but can't resist:
If you had a better computer, it would mean you actually have some money; which would mean you wouldn't demean yourself by letting a girl know you're THIS cheap. $90 for a 30 minute video? I know many girls who do their customs at $10 per minute; I do exclusive clips on C4S starting at $5 per minute which is still not expensive at all. And this guy complains for $3 per minute? And he does it like this? By telling you your pictures are "ok", wanting to make you feel bad about yourself, to manipulate you into giving it to him for even less than that?! Two words come to mind: cheap; entitled.
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Oh, oh, and I would love to tell the guy to perform various sexual acts on camera for 30 minutes straight (and it should be more than perfect, as he will be judged, the video will be around forever, so yeah, it should be stellar), let's see if he still thinks it's expensive what you ask for. And if he thinks he can get it for free, he can go to tube sites, if watching a pre-recorded, generic video is the same for him as a girl performing just for him, he shouldn't be on webcam sites anyway. Ugh, this pissed me off.
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CourtneyRaine, I think if I had received that message I would have had a fucking coronary and/or some mild feelings of homicidal rage.
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THANK YOU!!!!!! I was really starting to wonder if I am charging "too much" but I have to honestly assess the situation and my conclusion is: no. I am not. The customers who will snatch up the cheapest videos are usually the ones who are quick to post your stuff on free sites and exchanges. Charging a reasonable price helps to minimize that risk, as many guys won't want to share content that they've shelled out a reasonable amount for. I was also second-guessing whether I responded appropriately to his email but I think you are right: homeboy just wanted me to feel inadequate so I'd lower my prices. Not going to happen! When I went to go unfriend that guy on xpeeps I checked my stats out of curiousity and I realized that even though he started viewing my back back in March I have only received $6.65 from him during that entire time. $6.65 in in almost 5 months. Oh, and that email. I think I'll be just fine without his business, thank you very much! It just amazes me that some guys insist on frequenting live cam sites when clearly tube sites are the best option for them.
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CourtneyRaine
THANK YOU!!!!!! I was really starting to wonder if I am charging "too much" but I have to honestly assess the situation and my conclusion is: no. I am not. The customers who will snatch up the cheapest videos are usually the ones who are quick to post your stuff on free sites and exchanges. Charging a reasonable price helps to minimize that risk, as many guys won't want to share content that they've shelled out a reasonable amount for. I was also second-guessing whether I responded appropriately to his email but I think you are right: homeboy just wanted me to feel inadequate so I'd lower my prices. Not going to happen! When I went to go unfriend that guy on xpeeps I checked my stats out of curiousity and I realized that even though he started viewing my back back in March I have only received $6.65 from him during that entire time. $6.65 in in almost 5 months. Oh, and that email. I think I'll be just fine without his business, thank you very much! It just amazes me that some guys insist on frequenting live cam sites when clearly tube sites are the best option for them.
I'd like to say that you handled the situation properly. I probably would've asked him where he was so I could personally beat the livin shit out of him for thinkin it was ok to talk to me like that. He highly disrespected you, so he deserves every ounce of whatever bad comes his way. I hope his dick gets caught in a door when he's not payin attention. (violent much? lol)
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fella: Do you squirt?
me: yes.
fella:... *leaves*
>.>
...
Profile: no anal
new fella : do you do anal
me: NOOOOOOOO! *ban*
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Camming with the boyfriend again tonight (ended up having a really good night; actually hit a good enough goal to have sex on cam!) and there were at least five or six people asking if we were brother and sister. My favorite line: "Guess we're gonna have some more inbred mutants in the world."
They were all guys with no tokens (of course); we let them talk because one of my two highest tippers for the night wanted to make fun of them and silence them, and my other paying regs find it hilarious to watch these guys get put in their place. It makes my room... rather interesting. I love when basic members tell me that they're afraid to say anything at all... X-D
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Check this out (I edited out the screen names, since we're supposed to keep member names private):
http://i.imgur.com/Tn9Wk.jpg
This guy has been a freeloader in my room for the longest time, and he's implied that he'll pay me IF I meet him in person. A new viewer to my room tipped me 20 tokens, and THIS guy tried to take credit for it, and PMed one of my regulars, asking me to unban him...lol. The crazy thing is that he actually did have 149 tokens, but his freeloading ass absolutely refuses to spend any of them on ME, yet he'll pull a stunt like this.
I'm jotting down a note, reminding myself to renew his ban every 60 days.
PM me for this jizzbag's screen name, if you'd like.
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KimKlass
CourtneyRaine, I think if I had received that message I would have had a fucking coronary and/or some mild feelings of homicidal rage.
Particularly ending it with that he wants to be friends after threatening to pirate you (he has done it and probably regularly does it to others, not many guys or even cammodels know the names of videocapturing software he said it intentionally to be manipulative). Friends send friends videos of themselves masturbating? Then jackoff to them?
Well then. My friends need to step it up, clearly.
His whole email was a passive aggressive hustle. If it is too much, just quietly move on? Why is that so hard for some. There is so much variety out there that writing a plea, threat, bitchfit, etc to try to demoralize one model into sending him a video of her pleasuring herself is so ridiculous... and depressing. Like ooo I haggled someone into giving me a 75% discount because I wrote her an email of some insidiously toxic shit - so you know Im getting a great product and she wants to befriend me, bro :D!
If someone's prices are out of your range, just ... find someone else in the sea of camgirl and content provider variety. Not that hard. Sweet madre. /OT
On topic:
"The site wont take my tip"
"Are you new to the site?"
"No, I just never tipped before"
"Thx - try again"
"yea, it wont go through"
"How much are you tipping?"
"0.50 but it won't go through"
[someone else] "you can't tip half a dollar"
"y not?"
[someone else] "it has to be 1. something"
"y?"
[someone] "Dude. Really?"
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Ugh, the guys who clearly have a lot of tokens and refuse to spend any of them on you. They sit on your room for hours and hours day after day yet want to hoard their shit like it's rations during the freaking apocalypse. Tokens are for spending, buddy!!!! This is how I feel when the viewers with tokens come in my room for free entertainment and refuse to spend on me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1zpTUOF4s
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@Courtney I hope you blocked that guy! He doesn't deserve to even see you, plus he said he'd record you if he could. Fuck him!
Also, My customs are 10-15$/min He has no idea how good he's got it.
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I've been reading this thread since it started and have LOL'd all the way through.
Then this happens. I don't do free chat, I don't have the patience you ladies have, so. This guy PAYS to come in to my private chat on AW (3.50 credits/minute) to tell me this:
Him: ur a fattie
Me: *smile*
Him: ur fkin stupid
Me: *smile*
Him: u stupid fkin ho
Me: *smiling until the 5 minute mark* Well, thanks for spending money to tell me I'm a stupid fucking whore. Have a nice night.
Then he left. And I'm like WTF????
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Anastasia Foxx
I've been reading this thread since it started and have LOL'd all the way through.
Then this happens. I don't do free chat, I don't have the patience you ladies have, so. This guy PAYS to come in to my private chat on AW (3.50 credits/minute) to tell me this:
Him: ur a fattie
Me: *smile*
Him: ur fkin stupid
Me: *smile*
Him: u stupid fkin ho
Me: *smiling until the 5 minute mark* Well, thanks for spending money to tell me I'm a stupid fucking whore. Have a nice night.
Then he left. And I'm like WTF????
I've had this in phone chat on AW but the guys did email me first to ask if it was ok!
Seriously losing my patience with free lately...
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Guy: HI
WHERE ARE THE HELLS
HEELS
Me: stop typing in caps
Him:SORRY
LOL
*leaves*
*enters*
Me: What (his name)
Him: I WANT TO GO PVT
Me: stop typing in caps then do it
Him: *leaves again*
lol
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scotmilflover: pussy shaven or natural?
me: shaved
scotmilflover: booooooo
*leaves*
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This was the message included with a Skype contact request (I don't add people unless they've bought a show, and don't accept messages from anyone other than contacts):
"Hallo apocalypspony! Ik wil u graag toevoegen op Skype. bossy dude"
o.O
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After having a loud, screaming , all-my-neighbors-heard-this, orgasm in exclusive..this guy has the nerve to say "U make it boring BB. Im bored not good orgasm." I wanted to punch him through the computer!!!!!!!
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I never do Skype...and this is one of the many reasons why- I did my first paid Skype this morning, only because he is a regular and he's been asking for a long time- it was really awesome but then later tried to get me to watch him to cum for free, he said "but you dont have to do anything, consider this as a gift." LOL really?
Then I have this other regular who has been begging me for years now to do a phone Pvt with him. So tonight, I finally agreed to it because he has been so patient with me- but we agreed that #1- I can block my number (we said this over and over) and #2 he will give me prior tip offline. So he gave me the number and goes "I know you said you dont want me to know your number but can you text me anyway so I can make sure its you?" So basically, after a 30 min convo about this with the agreements mentioned, he tried to get my number AND for free. WTF wow