Politically Correct Holiday Songs
Some were formerly known as "Christmas Carols" :
"Hark the Herald Mythical Creatures Sing"
"Away in An Alternative Crib Arrangement"
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Environmentally Safe Non Polluting Heat Source With a Proper Permit"
"I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus in a Platonic and Non offensive Way "
"Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator "
"Rudolph The Genetic Variant Reindeer "
"O Holiday Tree"
"I'll be Home for a Short Time In December"
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Time in Winter "
"Frosty the Snowperson"
"Imaginary Creatures We Have heard on High"
"Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
I'm wishing Everyone at Stripperweb a VERY Happy , Healthy and LUCRATIVE Holiday Season and for those who are not offended : Merry Christmas !