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Surge of women customers rant
It's getting out of hand. Last night the club was absolutely filled with female customers. Couples, big groups of women. It was ridiculous. They are just a pain in the ass whether they are sitting there cockblocking their man or expecting us to do a Cirque du Soleil style perfomance for a dollar.
They try to appear like they're down with the strip clubs but the real reason they're there is to keep an eye on their men. Real bisexuals are few and far between.
If we were all being paid to do burlesque shows I wouldn't care who was in the club. But this new trend of it being okay for women to hang out is fucking up everyone's money.
Men, stop bringing your gfs and wives to the titty bars please. Who wants to spend an evening watching their man drool over naked women? Do you want to go to a Chip and Dale's show? No. What a shitty date!
How can we reverse this trend? I think a one dance minimum for each patron at the door would help. Make these broads spend money! Maybe require each woman be escorted by a man instead of 5 escorted women. I see it becomming a necessity in the future.
That shit last night makes me appreciate the dirty hole in the walls where a man wouldn't want to bring a date!
Sorry for the rant but I'm disgusted.
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To be fair, they could have a couples night once a week, but keep it a gentlemen's club the rest of the time. The girls who don't mind a room full of women can work those nights, the clubs would make a lot more money, and everyone will be happy.
There could also be an increase in male revues. There just aren't enough of them. If the women want equality they should start objectifying hot men instead of us.
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haha you will love this story then... although it might make me look a little crazy.. Ill still share because it was soooo satisfying.
So I love the ladies being a bi girl. No probs with female customers. Then yesterday I was in the bitchiest mood probably ever in my entire life. I had massive anger issues. Im on stage and there is a group of about 8 boys and 2 girls. Young, maybe 21-22 yrs old. So I go strutting over and the girls start giggling and waving $2 at me. I HATE WAVING> HATE HATE HATE. So I mutter something like ugh... Im so fucking bored and walk past to the next customer. Then on my way back I do a little dance for some of the males in the group. They tip alright but as I am walking away I hear and see one of the girls making fun of me. I nearly jumped on top of her, grab her by the arm (which could get me a suspension easily) and say (and I swear I really said this) "Listen bitch. You are in my house. Shut the fuck up before I punch you in the face!". At this point Im physically trembling because this is easily the most confrontational Ive ever been in my entire life. Well... she nearly shat herself. "ugh ugh sorry here take this" - tries to give me a measly $2. I throw it back at her and say fuck off! Now I felt amazing after this. It's not really me but it was like I took out every piece of anger ever held inside on her. I thought it was pretty funny. I told my husband when I got home and he says "baby that sounds kinda crazy" hahaha ops.
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OMG!! i love that! i know we have to keep our composure at work but....yeaaa i hate it when females come in and think down apon us and that they can say shit cuz they are the ones dressed. you go girl! wish i could do the same
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love the ....."your in my house" part haha
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Originally Posted by
Jessie_tinydancer
haha you will love this story then... although it might make me look a little crazy.. Ill still share because it was soooo satisfying.
So I love the ladies being a bi girl. No probs with female customers. Then yesterday I was in the bitchiest mood probably ever in my entire life. I had massive anger issues. Im on stage and there is a group of about 8 boys and 2 girls. Young, maybe 21-22 yrs old. So I go strutting over and the girls start giggling and waving $2 at me. I HATE WAVING> HATE HATE HATE. So I mutter something like ugh... Im so fucking bored and walk past to the next customer. Then on my way back I do a little dance for some of the males in the group. They tip alright but as I am walking away I hear and see one of the girls making fun of me. I nearly jumped on top of her, grab her by the arm (which could get me a suspension easily) and say (and I swear I really said this) "Listen bitch. You are in my house. Shut the fuck up before I punch you in the face!". At this point Im physically trembling because this is easily the most confrontational Ive ever been in my entire life. Well... she nearly shat herself. "ugh ugh sorry here take this" - tries to give me a measly $2. I throw it back at her and say fuck off! Now I felt amazing after this. It's not really me but it was like I took out every piece of anger ever held inside on her. I thought it was pretty funny. I told my husband when I got home and he says "baby that sounds kinda crazy" hahaha ops.
Rock the fuck on girl!!!! YOU are my hero ;D
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Originally Posted by
Jessie_tinydancer
"Listen bitch. You are in my house. Shut the fuck up before I punch you in the face!".
Hell yes. HELL YESS.
I was actually going to go to a club tonight.
Do dancers mind women that actually let the cash flow, then? I'm looking for quite a few dances, I'm in that sort of mood. Will the dancers hate me just because I have a vagina? :-\ damn.
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The Contessa
Hell yes. HELL YESS.
I was actually going to go to a club tonight.
Do dancers mind women that actually let the cash flow, then? I'm looking for quite a few dances, I'm in that sort of mood. Will the dancers hate me just because I have a vagina? :-\ damn.
Honestly, yes. Most of the time anyways.. As a woman going into a SC you are going to probably be judged before you are approached so take these measures when you enter:
1. Don't wear a dress/skirt without panties...please! (so many women do this!)
2. Be generous.. tip well onstage.
3. Never tell a girl to "work for it"
4. Approach a dancer if you want a dance. Alot of us tend to not even ask women.
5. Have fun and SMILE :)
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Honestly, I don't have too much of an issue with couples - approach them right and they can be a gold mine!!
What I DO have a problem with is groups of little 20yr old girls who come in specifically to make themselves feel good. every night we get at least one table of girls dressed in their trashiest little outfits, probably with a couple of guys who they are desperately trying to impress with how sexual and amazing they are (look! I'm in a strip club!). BUT they are actually so insecure that being in a room of gorgeous women brings out the worst in them, and they spend the whole time pointing and bitching about the dancers...she's so old/fat/ugly/bad hair/small boobs etc etc etc.
News flash girlies...drunk bitch in a slurry dress ain't sexy, no matter where you are. Happy, polite, confident and secure women who have a sense of style are sexy. Trust me on this. Now stop using me to shore up your self esteem, and leave me to make my money.
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^^^ I have never understood those girls. Thanks for the tips, kaia. I would never really be so disrespectful as to do many of those things. I'll just lay low, have my dances, have a good time, and go home.
Thanks
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I never got this either, whenever i was in a SC before i danced i was just in awe (and jealous) of the girls dancing! After starting dancing, the only time i went in SC's was to say hello to my girls there or because the boys i was with wanted to look important! As a dancer whenever girls come in, ill smile but for the most part not bother with the groups who are with girls as they are only usually in to prove to their boyfriend that they would go in, or to sit with a face like a smacked backside. Had very few genuine girl customers who wanted a dance when they were with groups of boys.
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Originally Posted by
Jessie_tinydancer
haha you will love this story then... although it might make me look a little crazy.. Ill still share because it was soooo satisfying.
So I love the ladies being a bi girl. No probs with female customers. Then yesterday I was in the bitchiest mood probably ever in my entire life. I had massive anger issues. Im on stage and there is a group of about 8 boys and 2 girls. Young, maybe 21-22 yrs old. So I go strutting over and the girls start giggling and waving $2 at me. I HATE WAVING> HATE HATE HATE. So I mutter something like ugh... Im so fucking bored and walk past to the next customer. Then on my way back I do a little dance for some of the males in the group. They tip alright but as I am walking away I hear and see one of the girls making fun of me. I nearly jumped on top of her, grab her by the arm (which could get me a suspension easily) and say (and I swear I really said this) "Listen bitch. You are in my house. Shut the fuck up before I punch you in the face!". At this point Im physically trembling because this is easily the most confrontational Ive ever been in my entire life. Well... she nearly shat herself. "ugh ugh sorry here take this" - tries to give me a measly $2. I throw it back at her and say fuck off! Now I felt amazing after this. It's not really me but it was like I took out every piece of anger ever held inside on her. I thought it was pretty funny. I told my husband when I got home and he says "baby that sounds kinda crazy" hahaha ops.
That's a golden moment. Wish I had the guts to do that!
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I like to fuck with them when they try to be cool and sit right at the stage with their guy friends. I single out the uncomfortable looking ones and antagonize them by staring them down and getting up close and personal, flashing my pussy in their faces, lol. I then laugh while they try to look anywhere but the stage.
It really is getting out of control though. They need to be charged a cover to get in or something.
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I agree... I'm over it.. I work at one of the more popular /clean clubs in my city.. and I'm noticing this too.. at first it was just a few couples on weekends .. now it's 10-20 women in the club almost every night.. I'm totally OVER IT..
I agree... You have to do a lot of pole work to get stage tips.. obnoxious.. They are convinced stripping consists of just playing around..flipping on and, twirling around a fucking pole for dollar bills... if it were... I'd go back to accounting in a heartbeat..
I can sell to them.. one MAYBE two dances.. but, they require soo much more attention.. I want to inform them that spending 50 bucks at a strip club is NOT good money.. if your bf/husband was here without you I'd have him dropping at least 200 before he even had a second to think...
Also, it's a much more toned down air dance.. even for the men. I know if I give a higher contact dance to their male companion they're not going to be so easy going about them coming back without them.... the guys know what you're doing... they're not enjoying themselves as much... I'm not making as much money...
This new female stripper infatuation needs to phase out.... sooner rather than later.
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Originally Posted by
The Contessa
Hell yes. HELL YESS.
I was actually going to go to a club tonight.
Do dancers mind women that actually let the cash flow, then? I'm looking for quite a few dances, I'm in that sort of mood. Will the dancers hate me just because I have a vagina? :-\ damn.
No not at all. As I said. I am actually bi-sexual so I always approach female customers. I used to do lots of couples too but Ive had a few bad experiences recently that have left me taking a break unless approached by them. But I have no problem at all if female customers are polite, friendly, happy to be there and tipping (it doesnt have to be generous, but please dont make the girls do 800 tricks for $2, we are people not monkeys). I love lesbian customers. 99% of the time they are great. Its the silly little insecure bitch, drunk girls who look at you like your a walking STD or something. I really just wanna be violent towards them. I did have a lovely female customer the other day who actually saw me in the bathroom and was complimenting me and telling me how she was so impressed by all the girls. I mean, you dont have to rave about the dancers but dont disrespect them. I dont walk into girls in offices or retail shops and start giggling about their hair, makeup, ass, small brain, or empty bank account... that would be totally weird.
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Okay, I need to add a wee addendum to my last statement.. Thursday night I made 700 off of a couple in an hour .... It was actually the wife who wanted to keep going and going... Figured if I was going to bitch about how 99% of women suck I should acknowledge the rare times they are great... what's fair is fair :o)
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ugh so thursday night i got approached by this couple probably in thier forties. i give the woman two dances....she was very grabby. i later found out they were swingers and they then asked to go to vip and if i would lick her pussy. oh my effing god!!! go to the dam brothel in carson! that woman changed my view of woman custies.....for now. the last couple i danced for the dam woman was a crankster. well i politely walked away from the swingers....no negotiating there.
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Sia
I like to fuck with them when they try to be cool and sit right at the stage with their guy friends. I single out the uncomfortable looking ones and antagonize them by staring them down and getting up close and personal, flashing my pussy in their faces, lol. I then laugh while they try to look anywhere but the stage.
It really is getting out of control though. They need to be charged a cover to get in or something.
Hah yes, we had lots of early 20 groups/couples. Girls dressed slutty etc.. their faces were priceless and disgusting. Their boyfriends were loving the girls on stage. I loved going up on stage and giving the bf attention and a look... got the girls jealous! haha. It was funny since one was poking at her boyfriend, poking.. poking.. poking and he wouldnt even budge his eyes from the stage. This is why you dont take your gf to the club, even if she asks.
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I dunno. I really have to feel out each situation of females that come in the door. A handful are nice, complimentary, and drama-free, but many are a hot mess. It's totally a different hustle to get money outta their table that often takes waaay to much time for pennies on the dollar.
What gets me is the cattiness and the "I'm better than you" attitude many project. It's so tacky and when some of them come dressed as hookers and try to take the attention away from dancers on stage it's down right embarassing, wtf.
I feel for these girls and have no patience for them either. :O
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God I wish they would keep most vaginas out of the strip club. At Knockouts I can't even count how many fistfights broke out between dancers and female customers.
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I do not like to dance for younger girls; I prefer older ladies.
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One of my first customers was an extremely aggressive woman in her 50's that kept trying to force me to eat her out and finger her. I was only 18 and just starting out! I still tend to stay away from women custys because of that.
Buuuut I did have a great experience with another female customer, she was with her man and they spent about 400 in dances. She was hot, respectful, and her man was content just to watch me grab her boobs and dance on her. She was totally cool and comfortable with it. Wish they were all like that!
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Last night I almost boxed with 2 vaginas at the bar. fucking bitches coming into a strip club talking shit and then thinking I can't hear you! >:(
They're called "Gentlemen's Clubs" for a fucking reason, not "gentlemen's and random vaginas wandering in" clubs.
I'm not opposed to all female customers, just dumb bitches like those. Chris wouldn't let me kick their ass out in the parking lot. >:(
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It's getting bad at the club I commute to on the weekends. Not only are we the only strip club in the small town but also one of the only places to go that has a nightclub atomosphere.....so in they come.....in big groups, all dressed up, as if they were going clubbing, and TREAT it like a regular bar/club too. They basically use our club as a place to go out, get dressed up, socialize and troll for single men. It really takes away from the club atomosphere big time, and the customers who are in there for lap dances rarely spend alot of money. Management lets them dance, sometimes moving the tables and chairs out of the way for them. It's kinda weird giving a LD with a dancefloor of people behind you, bumping into your feet, staring at you dancing, and sometimes spilling beer on you.
New Year's Eve was a fucking disaster. I don't even know why the hell I worked. You'd swear it was ladies night at the local college meet market bar.
Thank god the new club I am working at in town, we hardly see females. I've been there for almost a month and have seen maybe a handful of female customers, and they have all come in with guys, been cool, and got LD's.
My, times have CHANGED! I remember going to a large gentelmen's club in Fort Lauderdale 10 years ago with my boyfriend at the time.....and being a girl in the strip club was kind of a big deal. Not only did my BF have to pay a $50 cover to get me in, we also had to buy a T-Shirt and had a 1 bottle minimum. All in all, it was $100 right off the bat for me to even be in there. I wish clubs nowadays would have some sort of rules for female customers......not saying it has to be as expensive as what I just mentioned but SOMETHING.....to put them in their place before they even walk in the door.
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