Who else has a "cartoon" hustle?
Last weekend a custy told me that I was "very over-dramatic" in my approach...he has a point! I like to refer to myself as "Betty Boop in heat" - I'm super silly, use my body language to really over-state my point, and tend to go almost over the top with some of my lines, pouting and putting extreme emphasis on the "sexy parts"...in general I exaggerate my "stripper-ness" to cartoon proportions!
I feel comfortable doing this, and it works! I am one of the highest earners at my club, and even the guy that pointed it out came for a few dances!
But it got me thinking - does anyone else use this approach? Do you find that something over the top works better or worse than something more subdued? And if you go for a more subdued approach, how do you prevent yourself slipping into the friend/date role?
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I'm like you, I'm usually kinda over-the-top and cheeky with customers because I find that I can make sales easier that way, rather than pushing the friendship hot button. Sometimes I get the occasional douchebag that's like "Why are you so bubbly?" But those are the ones who aren't there to buy dances and are trying to find something wrong with me they can point out and feel superior. (And that's the best thing they can come up with? lol) Sometimes this approach can come off as being theatrical.... which will make guys think you're being fake and fake = insincere, which is not good. I balance it out by making eye contact and using more intimate gestures (hand holding, whispering in their ear etc)
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I dunno does a Mr Hat puppet in S&M gear with a ball gag count?
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ha- thursday a guy asked if i "always talked like that" and I seemed goofy..well..yeah, i actually DO always talk like that- but i do hate my voice is generally higher than everyone elses, not to mention looking like i'm 16..sooo..i get the "OMG like, HOW OLD ARE YOU" constantly..i try to work with what i got but, yeah, its annoying
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I switch it up according to the guy I'm dealing with. I've done full on Peggy Bundy, Natasha the Black Russian Dominatrix, and an amped up Staten Island chick. I LOVE characters but every now and then I get called on being an actress or endanger a sale when I take it tooo far. I did Natasha one day and suggested I might crush the balls of the custy. Inside I was laughing my ass off but he looked frightened so I had to tone it down.
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^ Ha ha! I am from Staten Island LOL!
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I am totally over the top goofy! I will say the most fucked up things. I think I got this line from SW but I use it when hitting up tables with another girl.
Me: Hi I'm Melina and this is my girlfriend Ariel.
Table: Hi girls!
Me: Well, um, we were just wondering if you'd like to donate to our double dildo fund. *overly exaggerated innocent eyes*
Table: *usually laughs* what do you mean?
Me: Well last night we were fucking each other really hard and it broke right in half! *sad/pouty face* So all we need is x amount and we can get a new one! *nods head really fast while biting lip and wide eyes* So what do ya say?!
Table: Alright... that was pretty clever.. *sold*
The key is not stumbling over the words...LOL
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Not a cartoon... but I have a Willow from BtVS (the mid-later seasons) hustle. LOL
It's retarded how well it works.
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JadenJ
^ Ha ha! I am from Staten Island LOL!
'Sup girl! ;D You might know the club where I perfected that character. It's the one on Arthur Kill. I live on the other side of the bridge but there's nothing so sweet as to run into Island people out on the road. I was homesick in Reno of all places and heard a girl one table over with that accent. It was like being home again! We partied til the club closed and talked about the difference in East Coast vs West Coast people. ;D Not for nothin', that was one of the best nights!
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I posted this before but here goes: I was decked out in my slave collar, a chain mail bikini, and Mr. Hat. When a customer asked for a dance I directed their inquiry to Mr. Hat. I think that I made over 5bills the 1st hour, probably because customers thought I was absolutely INSANE.
Mr hat got charged a house fee as well and was placed on the 86'd list :-(
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I posted this before but here goes: I was decked out in my slave collar, a chain mail bikini, and Mr. Hat. When a customer asked for a dance I directed their inquiry to Mr. Hat. I think that I made over 5bills the 1st hour, probably because customers thought I was absolutely INSANE.
Mr hat got charged a house fee as well and was placed on the 86'd list :-(
AHAHAHAHAHAH thats hilarious!!!!
wait... what do you mean by the 86'd list... did your club ban the use of mr hat?
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tempest666
I posted this before but here goes: I was decked out in my slave collar, a chain mail bikini, and Mr. Hat. When a customer asked for a dance I directed their inquiry to Mr. Hat. I think that I made over 5bills the 1st hour, probably because customers thought I was absolutely INSANE.
Mr hat got charged a house fee as well and was placed on the 86'd list :-(
amazing! hahaha