Tell me About Your Regulars
Since I usually live and work in holiday resorts where 95% of customers are on holiday, regulars seem to be few and far between and I'm curious about how regulars usually are (how often they come in, how much they spend, are they rich guys or just normal working men, and how old are they?)
I have a couple of french guys, one of whom comes in 2 or 3 times in the season, buys me champagne and a dance or two but thats it.
I have another who is rather new, but he's the sweetest guy ever. He comes in 2 or 3 times a week, he buys drinks for any of the girls who are nearby, and he'll spend all night. Sometimes just drinks, sometimes VIPs. He's just a plumber but he makes money gambling. He also doesn't speak any english and we don't talk very much, he just likes me to sit there, pull silly faces and giggle.
They're both about 60.
In Spain there was a young boy who washed dishes in a restaurant, but he would come in once a fortnight and buy drinks and a dance, or tip me for my time. He gave me a gift of a Swarovski necklace.
I also have had a couple of guys who have followed me internationally (when I went from France to Spain and then vice versa) and some guys who returned on holiday the following year and sought me out.
I'm pretty pleased with the customers I have, and I hope they'll stick around, but I was just wondering whats 'normal'?
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I am pretty sure there is no such thing as normal in a strip club.
Regulars are like snowflakes.
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G was my fave ( I'm on retirement now ). He buys $250-$300 in dances usually when we line up geographically and splurged on a CR too once in addition. He's super respectful. I actually get jealous like a dork when I hear that he was in spending on another girl haha.
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I was out having dinner with my fuckbuddy, sitting at the bar to eat in a local Italian. Halfway through the meal I realised my new regular was sitting 2 seats down. I didn't know whether to hide or acknowledge him. I decided to say hi when he looked our way but I don't think he would have recognised me if I hadn't. I hope that won't affect his spending on me :S
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Regulars are like snowflakes.
QFT. I have two older guys who come into the club often and get around 5 dances, I have a really young guy who comes in rarely but gets 10+ dances and we email back and forth between visits, and I have a middle-aged foreign man who gets 1-2 dances once a week. I don't work a regular enough schedule to be able to cultivate many regulars.
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My regulars
Sandman--his given name by all the dancers in the club becuz he goes for lapdance after dance & enjoys heavy grinding which usually leaves girls feeling like they got rug burn from dancing for him. Anyhow he always spends money as a regular of the club, but I'm his personal favorite he takes into the room secs after seeing I'm working at least once every two weeks. I think I'm the only girl that has the stamina he requires, but pretty much I have him under control as I wear 2 sets of bottoms always to prevent many things including rug burn so it's simply ez fast money even if he isn't my regular who spend the most, but when it's weekly or bi weekly granteed I'll put up with him cuz he personally basically pays my rent.
Then there is another super long term devoted regular of mine who is at least once a month str8 to the room pays me nicely that goes to me personally becuz he knows I'm a lesbian & not fucking any guy in the club or outside becuz he is a Dr & super paranoid of catching an std. He doesn't get more then me grinding on him either & maybe a kiss here & there, but with other dancers he fears they will seduce he to go farther for his money & then he'd have a heart attack if he ever caught anything from them. With me he trust I'll never give it up even though he wants me to move in with him & be my sugar daddy.
I have a quite few amex black & visa gold custies who always request me, but they come in randomly to try to connivence me to leave the club after showing me how they can afford to spoil me. I really do enjoy them, but I'm a lesbian & so the fantasy ends there. Still they try & we have a good time, even though I prefer the ones that earned their wealth over the spoiled 1's that always had 1 of my favorites of which is only in his 20s & a good looking playboy who is used to woman throwing themselves at him. Anyhow he can be such an arrogant egotist ass, but since I'm the woman that puts him in his place I'm the only dancer in there he shows any respect & desire for.
Alot of my regulars are just regular guys who for whatever reason are just infatuated with me for being the sexy hotness that I am. I tend to have younger regulars then most in my club, but I find them very ez to deal with.
Aside from that I have a few regulars who are real fetishy as they enjoy playing with my feet or being dominated which I did professionally so I'm good at keeping them happy as I'm very understanding & aware of how to playing into their mind set.
I tell the girls at my club I don't bother with the dollar tippers to much as I'm not there for stage money I like finding the customers that are obsessive & looking to come back & spend real money just to see me again. That's just how I like it even though sometimes I do feel alittle guilty where they are too crazy about me, but still it does pay the bills & went they become too much I cut them off.
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you want me to tell you about my regular(s)?
There was this middle eastern man named James who had this on-going love affair with my boobs. no joke. all he wanted to do during a lap dance was have me sit in his lap and let him touch them. just cradle them in his hands, no pinching or playing with the nipples...just...cradle them. weird, I know, but he'd pay $130 for two dances because he got what he wanted and he was wealthy. He drove a Lexus and brought me a rather large gift of cash once. He told me it was so I could buy my burlesque 6' wide feather fans that he knew I wanted or so I could pay my bills. I was ecstatic. He came usually twice a week, and he spent anywhere from 150 to 200 on me each time. Like I said...wealthy. His wife was sick with breast cancer, and him being a boob man did not help the fact that they had to cut off his poor wife's breasts. He never bought a CR, he just did dances. He did not like to talk to me all that much. He wasn't rude, he was just a quiet man who wanted to get down to brass tacks and see some boobs! I liked him a lot. He and I actually did bond whenever we talked. It was odd. He said I was his wife away from home. It didn't wig me out though because he treated me with the utmost respect.
Then there was Marcus. He was a 46 year old white man who always dressed like he was about to go run a 5k...he was the ultimate in sweatpants boner man history. BUT he loved me, my body, my personality, everything. He once said to me, "I am enraptured with you. All I want to do is stare.", and he did just that. I would talk and he would get this big eyed, glazed over look on his face. I would stop to ask if he was alright and he'd just say, "don't stop talking. I just can't stop stare. I don't want to blink and miss a moment of you." It was a little odd at first, but I got used to it. His wife had left him because he has erectile disfunction and has to take Viagra at such a young age. No lie. I am sure there were other factors he wasn't telling me about though. He promised to spend a lot of money on me but I think we had two different ideas of what "a lot of money" was. He never tipped on stage but he would not tip other girls...he would just want to talk to me and stroke my legs and run his hands down my shoulders and arms. It was very sweet in my eyes. He would only give me $30 at a time. He would come in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I didn't understand it. A lot of money is like $50 and up, but he only spent $30. When he handed me the money the first time I quietly waited a minute, thinking he was going to pull out more but nope. That was it. That was when I stopped giving a shit. lol
There are more but those are the ones that stick out in my mind.
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My regulars- Elderly Orthodox Jewish gentleman who always requests to consume his own bodily fluids. Runs a kosher grocery store in King of Prussia and is constantly offering me discounts on kosher products.
Foot guy-biker back in Albuquerque that likes to suck on my feet and have me simulate orgasms
Ralph-technically not my regular but a mainstay at KO's. Notorious for whipping out his wee wee or hiking up his golf shorts. I avoid all contact with his lap.
Sock guy-Attractive black male late 20's early 30's with a fetish for goth girls in crazy socks.
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I've had some funny ones...
A Japanese guy who was oddly obsessed with pop music and teenage pop icons. He wanted to take me to a Britney Spears concert (and then went by himself and told me about it) and would always try to point out girls in the club who looked like "Miley Cyrus" or "Taylor Swift". He would say the most wacky, random things to me...like asking if I knew who the Jonas Brothers were during dances. He'd spend about $300 every time I saw him.
I also had a fetish customer who was sooo weird. Typical average white guy, was a fish biologist. But he would come into the club on meth and ask me to beat the shit out of him. Punching, smacking, choking. He'd come back the next day to show off his black eye! He liked to call me "Master" while I was choking him out and then I'd drag him to the atm and demand he take out as much cash as it would let him. He was a total psycho but really fun to smack around. Usually the atm limit was $500.
There was this little mexican guy who used to come see me at a Deja Vu club...He owned a pawn shop and I'm pretty sure he was a child molester or something. He'd put 1K in the machine in the VIP room (which shitty Deja Vu would only give me like 60% of) and we'd hang out and dance/talk. He told me he had a girlfriend and they got together when she was 15 because he knew her grandma.. soooo disturbing because this guy was like 50. He was friendly but after he told me about his gf I was weirded out..
My new club is in a touristy location so I only have one regular. He's really nice and seemingly normal. Tatted up, alternative looking. He only spends $140 per visit but he comes once or twice a week. Is a perfect gentleman when I dance for him but loves it when I choke him out }:D I really enjoy when he comes in because he's super respectful and let's me go off and hustle when we aren't dancing.
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I had another regular who had a leg and foot fetish. His name was Alex and he was in his late 40s. He'd wear this leather jacket and black reflective sunglasses in the club. All he'd want from me is for me to sit down, put my legs in his lap, roll down my stockings, and let him stroke my legs. Every 30 minutes or so he'd whip out $60. $60 adds up fast when you're sitting there for an hour and a half.
I also had this Mexican dude who spoke little to no English BUT he would come in just to massage my back. He knew how to massage!! I did not understand what he said and he probably did not understand me either, but he understood when I'd tell him that I am going to go walk around the room and talk to other people. I'd come back and he'd go right back to massaging me. It was awesome.
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My regulars:
Dan, the Tuesday guy.
Al, the rock and roll older guy.
Greg, the retired senior chief.
James, the ex marine who's wounded.
Chuck, the really tall friendly but cheap guy who's like family to the club
Jose, the generous Mexican guy
Miguel, the other generous Mexican guy
Chris, the fat guy with a beard who's always broke...except when I'm off the stage
That old guy who's friends with the owner whose always loaded with five dollar bills
Joe, some guy from my command who always come to tip me
Alex, a friend from when I was on the Eisenhower that I'm trying to avoid lately despite that he's a good tipper (he seemed to have taken a liking of me despite that he has a fiancee).
These are the ones I can think of right now.
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^ Ooooohhh my god I just died laughing!!! :rotfl:
The story with the old man is just hilarious. I love customers like that, I find it easier to do their weird shit than give dances. It's strange how I'm totally not phased by stuff like that but then the "massage" guys that hang out in the club make my skin crawl.
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keavan ("not kevin..Key-van!") mid 50's skinny white dude who likes a hairy pussy. Comes in just to buy dances from me. Usually spends $200-300. Talks alot when he is drunk. Often has his license suspended.
Dennis mid 30's black dude who likes booty and big boobs. Very fit and cute. Professionally dressed. Is normally good for about $100 in dances and some good conversation (buys me water and cola, I don't drink alcohol).
John-mid 50's white dude who likes to chat. Normally good for $100.
Joeseph-good for about $1000, but only comes in about 4 times a year. I am busy all night with him when he comes.
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how do you guys go about dealing with the younger customers? like i honestly don't even know how to talk to them. i've never worked regular enough to have a regs. i have had a few folks turn psyco stalker on me though.
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I am retired so I've long forgotten most of their names, but remember their trademarks so to speak.
1. Foot guy. I met him back in 1994 at a club I danced at. He rarely bought dances but paid me to massage my feet. He wanted to suck my feet but the club wouldn't allow it. I would spend a lot of time with him getting my feet massaged. He was always sweet with me and began to fall in love with me as I was with him but I fought the urge. Later when I left the club I got in contact and we became friends otc. He would come over and suck my toes and buy me nail polish. Later on we lost contact for 10 years, reconnected last year, started dating, then he broke my heart. This is the one and only time I fell in love with a customer. I'll always love him and will always feel he was my soulmate even if we never see each other again.
2. The $200 man. I had a customer who would come in every Friday at 8pm on the dot, buy a few dances, then ask me to sit with him for an hour or two. Then around 10-11pm he would leave, promising me to be back next Friday and he was. After a few months he just disappeared.
3. Roger, the man going through a divorce. He was around 50ish and needed someone to talk to. He mostly just paid me to talk to him. He followed me to several clubs.
4. Tony, the professional black man who thought most black women were ghetto and fat, but thought most white women were anorexic.
5. Sandy, the CEO who paid me to be a social escort. I didn't meet him at a club though. Great money while it lasted.
6. Bill, the professional white man who paid me to do various bachelor parties otc.
7. Dan the stockbroker who lived downtown Chicago and was a swinging bachelor. Later on he would pay me twice my dance rate to privately dance at his various parties.
8. John the guy who would come once a week to a club and ask me to belittle him.
9. Bob the racist guy who paid me a lot but would spend the time attacking other races. I didn't like him because of this but he always spent hundreds on me.
These are just a few, if I posted every regular I had this would be thousands of pages. Some stayed with me for years, others were a few months then disappeared. Most of them were older (notable exception was foot guy who was 3 1/2 years older), and many were going through divorces, or were confirmed bachelors.
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In the beginning I had a lot of guys I'd talk to in the beginning of the night. Most of them are gone now.
1. "Dancer in the green dress"
This guy would come in, buy me one or two drinks, talk and hold onto my knees the entire time. We're no contact, so I'd practically have to pry him off when giving a dance. Last time I saw him he had a print-out of a song he wrote with that title, as I wore a greenish dress often. He asked me to read it again and really, really think about it.
2. "Pseudo-Intellectual"
He came in once a week, early, when it was slow. Our first conversation I won him over by discussing serial killers. Real pretentious fucker, he had to relate everything to intelligence. He would make me talk for an hour for a five song room. Took a major liking to one of the waitresses who would talk to him forever for free, so it worked out for both of us.
3. "Let me tell you a quick story"
Guy sold Christmas trees, smelled bad and told me every night that men who go to clubs want us girls to act like tarts. "Do you know what a tart is?" He was the most long-winded man ever. He comes in very rarely and I avoid him at all costs. He even talks forever when he tips on stage. If a guy tells you he sells Christmas trees, asks you what a tart is and wants to tell you a quick story, run before your youth is stolen away.
Our club itself has LOTS of regulars. Some have a few dancers they like, some just come to hang out.
1. "Go away, I'm 'batin!"
Comes in every Monday wearing a hoodie, a younger guy who is a little slow. Buys his two drinks, watches the stage show and frequently plays with himself under the table. Why he is allowed in, we don't know.
2. "Contact high"
A drug dealer who likes to bring groups of friends. The instant they open the door you know he's arrived. Does have excellent pot, though.
3. "Humorless Joker"
A balding man with lots of cash who tends to have lots of women around as he buys anyone a drink. There are two girls he will shower money on, but everyone gets the lame humor. It's always mean-spirited. The kind of guy that will catch himself laughing at your joke, squeeze in a lame line then pretend what he said was hilarious. One girl greeted him with, "Look what the cat dragged in!" He retorted, "Yeah, you, then I followed." Brilliant. Bloody brilliant.
4. "Why are you messing with a drunk man?"
Big money, big man, big attitude. He's like talking to a drunken bear, but bless him for only carrying hundred dollar bills.
5. "GWC"
Guy with camera. He likes to use our club as a hunting ground for models. He's very good with lighting. He should do lighting for real photographers. I did a shoot with him last fall. Got the pictures this spring.
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Oh man, I forgot Howie. Howie gets mentioned by name because Howie is a dick.
Howie was a VIP member. Paid the two hundred bucks a year to irritate us.
This is a man who loved being the biggest asshole possible.
His breath was rancid. He talked perpetually. He was very well-spoken, repeating the same grandiose lines on different nights to different girls. He would chat up every girl and say he hadn't.
Howie liked feet. Howie wasn't a fetishist, he wanted to touch everything. Sitting with him meant constant hands trying for crotch. He would grab you then say he hadn't.
To this day I regret not dipping my feet in the toilet before our last room. After stuffing my feet in his mouth he actually tried to hurt me by twisting and spreading my toes.
If I am driving in my car and I see Howie walking along, I will run him over. But I'll say I didn't.
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I only have three lol
I usually work 3x a week.
A middle aged english man that has a pee fetish and a tattoo fetish. Hes a pretty sweet guy. Very well mannered. He comes in whenever Im working but has really bad breathe :(
Mexican guy in this 30s. Very grabby and annoying most of the time..comes in once a week.
A middle aged white guy. Has an armpit/arm fetish. Basically all I have to do is sit there with my arms positioned in whatever way he wants while I chat with him for a few hours. Hes easiest to please during dances because he just wants my
arms up the whole time. He comes in pretty much everytime I work.
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SparkyBunny
If I am driving in my car and I see Howie walking along, I will run him over. But I'll say I didn't.
hahahha
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SparkyBunny
If I am driving in my car and I see Howie walking along, I will run him over. But I'll say I didn't.
Funniest post! I burst out laughing after reading this. There were many guys I considered running over if I saw them walking and many were of the club regular (but not usually dancer regular) variety.