Does anyone else get a good laugh out of them?
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/2322030406.html
What is up with this guy's balls?
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Does anyone else get a good laugh out of them?
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/2322030406.html
What is up with this guy's balls?
ewwwwww lol
Hahahaha we read them out loud to each other in my house. Those give me the biggest LOLZ ever. This freak show posts almost every day:
I can't believe that someone would ever take him up on it. There's also tons of daddy/daughter role play guys, today there was a pair of brothers looking for a pair of sisters... I never thought Vancouver would be so freaktastic.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? ...
Gross.
Craigslist is one of my favorite places to troll. Some of my ads are obviously fake but people respond.
My favorite ads are the guys who are in their 40's but looking for 20's girls. I just laugh at their requirements because they are bizarre, then they wonder why they are 45 or so and still single.
Mine too ! Along with pictures that don't match descriptions written there are also the ones where each picture is obviously of a different person or their pictures don't match the ones posted weeks earlier.
Some of my favorites:
"Inteligent, classy lady waiting to meat you'' ha !
''Have hot beautiful friend to join us....has all her teeth''
''Beautiful lady...looking for upscale, generous businessmen. Truckers welcome.''
''Don't be afraid if a man answers the door; he will wait in the bathroom until we are done.''
''Would love to spend time with generous male, someone to wine and dine me and see where it might lead. $100 for hour or $30 for 15 minutes.'' Wine and dine for 15 minutes?????
Always have to chuckle when reading these...wondering what they could possibly be thinking.
There are so many nasty penis pictures! It's weird that guys think posting pictures of their saggy genitals will attract women.
I will never understand why guys do that. I see that all week on ICM too.
I reallllly don't get it and wanna know their thought process..lol
I laugh at those. Or how about the guys who post photos of them in bathrooms without shirts or the bbw who post photos of them in lingerie? Classics. I once posted a personal ad where I stated what I wanted and most of the guys were the exact opposite of what I asked for. Makes one wonder why they respond (I'm sure women do the same thing).
I'm totally going to start trolling Craigslist now. I've always just read the ads, but I can't even imagine how great some of the responses might be..
It's fun. I once posted a personal ad looking for men age 35-45 without kids who looked a certain way (I think it was tall, skinny and very good looking). It wasn't a serious ad but it appeared to be one. I got men who were much older, including 60ish men, lots of men who had kids (though my ad stated no kids), even guys looking for sex (with penis photo included). Several guys sent me very nasty messages swearing at me for being picky (keep in mind this wasn't a serious ad).
Oh and two weeks ago I posted a Craigslist ad that stated "send me dick photos". Got a lot of responses to that one.
This reminds of a fake plentyoffish account I made once as a girl who tYpEd LiKe DiS and spelled everything wrong, who worked at Taco Bell. I think her username name was sexthang69 or something like that. She got an overwhelming number of responses from guys. I checked her profile a week after I made it and she had over 1000 messages.
That is pretty funny.
That is funny. I created a fake profile called something like "cat mommy". In hobbies I posted that I enjoyed making clothes for my cats and that I always took my cats aka my "kids" on dates. I posted fake photos too. I still got a few responses! Unfortunately they deleted that account. Then again I had a real profile there and that one was deleted too because I stated no kids.
^ Hah cat mommy.. There are weird people on CL.
Its like a different world
HAHAHA cat lady... that is awesome. Why would they delete your account because you don't want kids? That makes no sense.
Because a few guys (or maybe one with multiple accounts)reported me. I had guys contact me and I messaged them back saying I don't date dads. Next thing I know I was trying to login and it said I had been banned. I emailed a mod and they said several reported me for "discrimination".
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Uh isn't the POINT of a dating website so that you can screen people according to your wants/ needs...
You'd think but apparently, dating dads is what I'm supposed to do. As far as I'm concerned, if a moron contacts me, though they don't fit what I want I can be nasty to them. My profile clearly stated no dads.
Have you ever read the forum there? What a bunch of idiots. There was one guy there who was around 50, unattractive, obese, and unemployed yet wanted a woman 18-25.
Ew so he wants to date his daughter... totally normal