I thought this was an interesting debate.
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I thought this was an interesting debate.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsall...-vs-batman.jpg
Batman would totally win.
Imma have to go with Batman.
Batman.
Although, if we take the "Fightin' Jesus" persona from South Park as cannon, it'd be a much more interesting fight. Still think Batman would win, though.
I always route for the losing side, so I'm voting for Jesus. I bet he's fast on his feet and has agility on his side. He's pretty strong too, cruifixes aren't light.
This would be something my Nan would call Blasphemous, but I truly feel Jesus won't mind.
I think it was funny that people were taking this seriously and couldn't figure out it was a joke.
Jesus rolled with prostitutes, thieves and murderers in a time where you'd get your throat cut for nothing. Money's on tough guy Jesus. But throw Gandhi into the mix and all bets are off.
Jesus. He can come back from the dead.
I vote Batman, UNLESS:
1. Batman was setting up shop in a synagogue/sanctuary/church
because that's the only time I remember that the Bible states Jesus whooped
some ass.
2. If they were fighting near any body of water. Jesus FTW with that whole walking
on water thing.
Jesus get's my vote, hands down. Though I'm pretty jealous of Batman's utility belt.
it just doesnt work as well when NOBODY is taking it seriously.....
^ Yeah, but he had to use the Lazarus pit, so it doesn't really count.
^Yes ma'am, he did. Twice, I believe.
I believe it actually even makes mention of it somewhere in the picture.
This reminds me of that old SNL skit about the Bears fan.
"Mike Ditka vs. Army of God?"
"Da bears!!!"
Batman
You, sir, I tip my hat to.
However, if we're debating this than I would also say Jesus has a hand up if he's riding his trusty pet Tyrannasaurous Rex, a la tshirts mocking Creationism.
Which leads me to believe if Jesus can't walk on water after the crucifixitian, then he is all set for a pair of unicorn shoes.
What? Jesus was a virgin (according to some.) no reason he can't fight Batman while strapped to the heads of two very macho, and pissy unicorns working together.
Jesus would cheat.