Things you shouldn't put in your vagina
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... I was really hoping this was going to be more like a question. One of my best friends on here has a really good story involving a pair of chopsticks...
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Kylea2
... I was really hoping this was going to be more like a question. One of my best friends on here has a really good story involving a pair of chopsticks...
I was hoping the article was actually going to be serious with stories included about whacky shit girls have stuck up there.
and let me guess...did she try to get a tampon out with chopsticks??? because I've thought about that one time when I was drunk at work and cut the string too short :D
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Why the empty baggies??? I mean I get if you're a junkie or selling you need the full ones, but why keep trash in your vag? Not that it's a purse but Jesus Christ!
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mediocrity
Why the empty baggies??? I mean I get if you're a junkie or selling you need the full ones, but why keep trash in your vag? Not that it's a purse but Jesus Christ!
I think she was trying to stash all that crap from the cops and empty baggies would have gotten her an intent to sell charge. or maybe she's just coocoo from doing all that heroin :shrug:
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BringOnTheMen
I am most impressed that she kept change in her vagina. Not to mention that that the total amount of cash is NOT anything close to "suspicious," but she actually shoved pennies up her cooze. :worship:
lol I don't think I could ever shove coins OR bills up there.
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I wonder if she does kegels.
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BringOnTheMen
I am most impressed that she kept change in her vagina. Not to mention that that the total amount of cash is NOT anything close to "suspicious," but she actually shoved pennies up her cooze. :worship:
I love that you said cooze, hahaha.
The way this chick utilized her junk, I'd say that's more of a cuntskin purse than a vagina.
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I'm sorry to be the boy scout here, but as I've never done heroin, I'm confused about some of the math involved here. 54 bags of heroin sounds like a lot of heroin. I mean, vaginal-stretching, I'm a millionaire now, OMG my cooter is about to explode it's so stuffed with bags of heroin, lot of heroin. Are these bags very tiny, or is she (or rather, her va\-jay-jay) just a member of the X-men?
EDIT: I just realized that this is my second post in a row directly related to, and entirely about, a vagina. I've been in a locker room, and we didn't talk about our peniss *this* much. Just sayin'.
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xGigi
and let me guess...did she try to get a tampon out with chopsticks??? because I've thought about that one time when I was drunk at work and cut the string too short :D
No, no, this one is better! LOL Actually it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for the fact that we were both pretty darn excited about these.
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Omg! I love the people on stripper web!
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BringOnTheMen
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^ I would assume that these are the little jewelry bags filled with 1 gram of heroin. This is a very small amount of tar, if memory serves me correctly, about the size of two quarters back to back.
Still, 54, especially if they are the zip lock jewelry bags, is a lot to be shoving up there.
Also, the vagina can expand to pass an entire baby, so it doesn't seem entirely impossible that she was able to do it.
Cuntskin purse is now my new favorite term. LOL <3 you mediocrity!
Yeah....but if only 6 or 7of them burst it would seriously fry her brains..!!:D:shocking::zombie::wide-eyed:spin:
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pussyinboots
Yeah....but if only 6 or 7of them burst it would seriously fry her brains..!!:D:shocking::zombie::wide-eyed:spin:
Reminds me of the movie "Get Him To The Greek" when the intern has to hide the rocker's drugs up his "bottom hole".
Quick version w/ after effects:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urkCHfPe9Yg
How it started:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HqIA_VZ0s
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See, this is why I would never want to be a cop. Not that being shot at would be fun either but... Can you imagine having to pull illegal shit out of people's nasty cooches and their bung holes?? No. Effing. Thank you.
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She really must have some awesome kegel muscles...
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Musicians, Drug Dealers, and PUAs.