Differences between a "tiger" and a "housecat"
I have always said strippers are like pet tigers, cause they are hot to look at but not everyone should own one.
here's my list of differences on the two. Feel free to add your own. These can be very generalized and don't always apply (just putting that out there preemptively in case someone has a ready made virtual chip on their shoulder and would like to *cough cough* "bust" me::))
1) Chances are a stripper is gonna be more open to new ideas in bed. They don't call us sex workers for nothing.
2) We tend to be a bit more standoffish if broke ass losers try to talk to us. I know I'm usually complaining to Chris " this idiot motherfucker in the living room was tryna talk to me and he wasn't even giving me money" :D
3) We have no shame
4) When we're fucking you reverse cowgirl we may involuntarily bootypop and flex our asscheeks
5) We listen to new songs not because we like them but because we think it will be something new and exciting to dance to
6) Be prepared for loud uninhibited conversations with coworkers via cell phone with coworkers esp during long lines at wal mart. Expect horrified glances from other shoppers when your tiger reveals she is bleaching her anus.
7) shopping with strippers (ah this is fun) Usually they will be holding up lingerie shouting " Does this glow in the blacklight?" or buying bootyshorts 10 at a time.
8) Give your "tiger" 30 mins to "transform" back into her sweet self. We need time to vent about bullshit at work. He is pretty unperturbed now when I come home after a bad night screaming "So and so fat/fugly bitch was sucking dick, I'm 10x hotter, this Mexican tried to finger my asshole etc"
Good night goes almost the same except "Fuck those fat/ fugly bitches, I am queen shit look at how much money I make" :D
9) Expect 3 somes more often than the average person***********
10) Expect to carry around a LOT of 1's.
11) Don't expect her to quit unless you're Donald Trump
12) Remember while she may love you first and foremost she is a predator and will never be fully domesticated
13) don't encourage unhealthy eating habits
14) It is all about the Benjamins sometimes
15) Expect her to be leery of nonstrippers due to all the bullshit we go through
16) From men expect envy, admiration, disgust, curiosity, fascination, interference and a lot of bullshit.
It's fun, crazy wild dating a stripper. Hey not everyone can do it, but then not everyone has the balls to go skydiving either. ;D
Re: Differences between a "tiger" and a "housecat"
You should not have idiot motherfuckers in your living room. They belong under the porch or else in the garage.
17. We will say anything to anybody.
18. HOw happy we are and how much fun we are to be around is directly related to how many idiots we got to part with their money last night. (Warning--crazy mood swings ahead!)
Re: Differences between a "tiger" and a "housecat"
19. When more than one stripper gets together to go out, expect stares, interesting conversation, and occasionally free shit! Ex- "I gave a nude lap dance to a crossdresser last night, and "Sofia" wanted me to bite "her" nipples!"