I'm in the Sacramento/Bay Area and right now it's a freakin' buyers market for escorts. The economy crashed hard here and there are a ton of fly-by-night girls and now that college is out for the summer, it's getting even worse.
I'm trying to think of creative (and mostly free) ways to market myself to both my existing clients and new ones. Are business cards a good idea? I would rather custies have my info on hand or be able to pass it off to someone else without going online and trying to find me. Obviously they wouldn't say what I actually do. I was going to list my job title as "personal chef", which is very close to my day job and gives me a level of cover if it ends up in the wrong place.
Yea? Nay? Or is this the ramblings of the quietly desperate?

