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Guy: Do you have a black dress you can wear?
Me: Sure. I can wear this one over here.
Guy: But sleeveless.
Me: Sure. This one is sleeveless.
Guy: Do you have a low-cut version of that?
Me: No, but this one is pretty low cut.
Guy: With big red buttons?
Me: Wait, what?
Guy: With big red buttons?
Me: Nothing I own has big red buttons.
Guy: Do you have that in black satin?
Me: No.
Guy: Green satin?
Me: Dude.
Guy: Do you have that in any color satin?
Me: I'm not pulling anything else. These are your options.
Guy: What do you have in satin?
Me: Make a choice.
Guy: Okay, the first one.
Me: Okay.
Guy: Do you have navy opaque tights with flowers on them?
Me: Oh god.
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ashiepants
sorry to hijack and interrupt, but skype offers the ability to broadcast to more than one member at a time??
Skype offers group video conference if you buy premium membership. Maximum viewers 10, I believe.
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One of my favorite threads for stupid annoying shit that happens on cam is this one:
http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=146917
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My favourite is "Show x and I'll take you pvt". Do I look dumb? And then they can't figure out why I'm ignoring them. No you won't take me pvt, and you're not the kind of client I want anyway.
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MistyRose
Skype offers group video conference if you buy premium membership. Maximum viewers 10, I believe.
that is awsome -thanks!
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Him: Hey, are you looking to hook up?
Me: No.
Him: But you haven't even seen me.
Me: I don't meet guys from here.
Him: Well, you're missing out.
WTF? How am I missing out? The fact that you're paying for pussy is enough for me to know that I'm way out of your league. What is it with guys who think we actually want to meet them? No, we just want your money. Pathetic losers.
I also hate the guys who say I'm a snob or that I should be nicer to my customers. I'm friendly unless you start yelling requests at me or asking too many questions. I once had a guy say "you must not be making much money because you're not very friendly," just because I wouldn't stand up for him. Ugh.
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Is there some sort of camguy site these guys are getting "hey bb show tits" from? How do they all have the same REALLY annoying line. It boggles my mind. I don't think I even have a nice response for it anymore.
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laurielegs
A lot of times it's because they are either cheap or trying to cheat you out of the $ completely. They want Paypal so they can dispute the charges and not have to pay.
The ones that will pay through an actual legit processor I find will ask for a HUGE discount, usually half price or less. I'm considering taking the Skype offer off my profile on MFC because it only seems to attract cheapos.
THIS. It seems like they will almost always ask "Do you take PayPal?"
And guys will try to prolong their time with you on Skype. *rolls eyes* If you paid for only 15 minutes, that's all you're getting. It ain't my fault you wanted to sit there jerking off as slow as a snail.
Oh yeah, and I enjoy cam-to-cam, but I absolutely hate it when it's just the guy's face staring at me on cam (WTF? I don't want your creepy face staring at me! Show me the cumshot!), or when you get guys who jerk off maaaaad slow...like a damn snail. How the hell is jerking off THAT slowly gonna get you to cum? /:O
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OH!! Paypal sucks in itself - but I love when they want you for like 10 mins and wanna pay next to nothing - before I stopped using it - raised my prices so they STOPPED asking~!
Another fave of mine - Where are you from?
"OMG - is that gonna get you an instant boner because I'm from PA?"
"OMG OMG OMG YES!!! THAT'S HOT" Gay.
The ones that crack me up are the ones that try to lie to get something - "Remember when you said you would do this for me?" or "Are we gonna meet already because you said we would!" HAHAH! If I did meet you, I'd bring my bouncer and also, you couldn't afford it. LOL
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The "where are you from bb" annoys me too. I always say "midwest," and it annoys me when they keep asking "which state." Why does it matter which state I'm in? Even if I live in the same state as you, I'm not going to meet you. I also hate the guys who keep guessing states then get mad when I ignore them.
And I'm with you Fox on the creepy guys who c2c just so you can watch them stare at you. That's a good way to creep me out to the point where I'll stop your cam.
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That is the NUMBER ONE thing - will you watch my cam?
Seriously - I always say - fuck you - pay me. LOL
Seriously - I don't understand and I tell them - it does NOTHING for me to watch your cam...
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The one things that annoys me the most is "bb" wtf is a bb? its two more letters to write baby and less than a sec to add those too letters, its so stupid
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exquizit
The one things that annoys me the most is "bb" wtf is a bb? its two more letters to write baby and less than a sec to add those too letters, its so stupid
I think it's a great help, guys who type bb as opposed to "hon" or "babe" or anything else. :lol: If he types bb I know he's already only using one hand to type!
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I had a guy last night who said he wanted to take me into an exclusive 30 minute session, so of course I wanted to! But he said "I have to get hard first". So he kept begging me to show my tits (for free!) so he could get hard >:( and I wouldn't so he left all fussy. it's not MY fault you can't get hard, loser! I even told him, "well how will I know you won't just see my tits and then leave?" and he said "well i have hung around waiting for you probably a good sign im not going to leave."
HAHA SURRRRE IT IS
/bitter
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I had a guy send me a link to how he wanted a blowjob. I wish I had saved the link. I was bored and I like porn, so I was like okay I'll check it out.
It was of a girl deepthroating in such a way that made her throw up. Why couldn't he have just said that, stop wasting my time. lol
I mean that's cool if you want that, but no thank you.
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Originally Posted by
ginger_belle
I had a guy last night who said he wanted to take me into an exclusive 30 minute session, so of course I wanted to! But he said "I have to get hard first". So he kept begging me to show my tits (for free!) so he could get hard >:( and I wouldn't so he left all fussy. it's not MY fault you can't get hard, loser! I even told him, "well how will I know you won't just see my tits and then leave?" and he said "well i have hung around waiting for you probably a good sign im not going to leave."
HAHA SURRRRE IT IS
/bitter
Here lately any time they say they need me to get them hard first I permanently block them immediately. I've never gotten more than a 1 or 2 minute show from guys who are that cheap. Not worth even replying - I just block and continue giving my attention to the guys with money.
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I'm a newbie and on SM. I have been experiencing the exact same lameass conversations from guys. The biggest one is "stand up bb". I mean, at 1st I was thinking that maybe they want to get a look before they spend money on me (of course I'm fully clothed) but these fuckers are the ones that will stay in free chat for an hour talking about stupid shit.
My 2nd time on cam, I told this guy I would stand up and turn around for a tip but he ended up not tipping and logged out-WTF?
A newbie question:
And BTW, when someone tips you "gold" on SM is there a special sound it makes or an icon on the screen or what? If someone tips me I don't want to disappoint or piss off the dude. Thanks.