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Silly things cam customers do
I was going to post these in the stupid things that piss me off on cam thread but these aren't really stupid things that piss me off, but stupid things that amuse me, or silly things that I wonder at.
Thing #1) I had my first fake girl in a paid show! It was AWESOME! Of course, "she" was 21, blonde and petite with a "tight" body. I told "her" I could call her and would love to see her sexy body. "She" was at her dad's house and he might be home any minute so she didn't *dare* turn on her cam or pick up the phone. :eyeroll: I did get treated to a full run down of the lingerie she was wearing, her hair and makeup and how she was a squirter.
I had a great time alluding to "things we girls do" like "crazy lesbo sorority parties" and "that thing we do at Cheer Camp, you know" and "It's like your first sleepover". One of these days I'm going to invent a secret body part or something and see if the fake girls still just go with it.
Thing #2) What's up with those guys who try and get you to do extra stuff in free after telling you who they are?
"Hi BigDick72!"
"hey bb hru?"
"I'm good-"
"Josh, 23, m, chicago."
"-and how are you?"
"show me yr ass."
Do they think that since they've *told* you they're young and geographically located we've got a love connection and will drop trou?
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hilarious and silly stuff:
1) Talking about your family - hey you're paying me for a fantasy so if you want to bring yourself back to earth that's fine by me but its a boner kill for us both dude. Also, c'mon. what therapist is in a matching bra set, curved in a Playboy position so her waist looks nonexistent and ass/boobies look huge? But then again psychologists in private practice probably make more per hour than I do camming... so.... maybe this is a new business venture....
2) I appreciate responses from guys in paid chat when theyre enjoying themselves but silence is OK sometimes guys. Thanks for being so polite as to type while we both know youve sarted jerking away intensely:
yes
yes
mm
yea
y bb
yes
mmmmmm
YES
GOD
y
.....
H#UIY!!!
mmmm yes bb
Y&@^!&^!&^[email protected]!!!
......
.......
OMG
[email protected]*&@*!&*!YES
OHHHHH GODDDD IM COMING
mmmm bb
Now. I appreciate this. However, this is a strange masturbation performance because sometimes you just gotta cum, its ok if youre silent Ill let you go about your business. I appreciate the feedback though but heh heh heh makes melaugh everytime... ESPECIALLY if you're a regular! I already know what you like, just sit back and relax
3) Saying 'dominate me'& having a name like 'slave2mistresses' and then getting sad when I say 'ok, recite Hamlet with one thumb in your ass and one thumb in your mouth... ok get more into it... c'mon you slutty bibliophile...talk to that skull bb, make Momma proud... hmmm. GET INTO IT. hmmm... how about I try giving you JOI while pushing my cleavage together and call you Nancy? OH NOW you're excited?! 20minutes later?! LOL, figures.'
Why be bashful FFS, this is all a fantasy.. if youre too ashamed to tell a cam model who you will never meet (while still following basic D/c etiquette) who you you are paying a pretty penny for what you're interested in--- then... IDK dude IDK
4) Guys who write reviews in an orgasmic fog - 'good pussy' 'kno wat 2 say' 'mmmmmmmmmmmm' 'so much cum' 'tanks for cum, so hard' 'bigtittiesbb', 'dominate me good'. Guys, get firefox, it has built in spellcheck... or wait until the fog clears. If my profiles were on Yelp! people would think Im secretly a school for Hooked On Phonics dropouts
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For camgirls our nickname is really important, we take our sweet time thinking about the best sensual, sexual, alluring nickname so it can describe our personalities and for some guys is just plain simple the name of their dick and the measure they would like to be!
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1) It amuses me when I am sitting straight forward, head on in the cam with a regular tank top and no bra on, and somebody goes "mmm open you big tits bb... u breast so big"...
I'm an A cup. At best.
2) It's also really funny when a guy who has a big dick wants small cock humiliation. Or when a guy wants me to tell him how big his black cock is... then he turns on his cam and he's white.
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ShellyConnors
1) It amuses me when I am sitting straight forward, head on in the cam with a regular tank top and no bra on, and somebody goes "mmm open you big tits bb... u breast so big"...
omg hahaha I know the open breast is so funny!!
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My all-time favorite is "mak penty." "Mak penty bb." When I didn't mak penty, he begged and begged and begged, desperate for that sweet sweet penty-making. After some deciphering, I realized it was, "make panty." And I'm still at a loss.
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Hahaha this is great. LOL @ "coming up with a new body part and seeing if they go along with it!!" I've had a few customers who insisted they were women as well lol.
I have this regular who will tell me about how he is f***** his 20 year old "mistress" while he's talking to me. I can never see them (how convenient, right? ::)), but he insists that there is this gorgeous latina beauty queen sitting on or sucking on his massive 11 inch dick as we speak. He wants me to talk to "Bianca" too so I have to ask her if she likes it when he penetrates her and he tells me what her responses are because apparently her mouth is too full of cock at the moment to respond to me. :D He's also said that the reason I couldn't hear her is because she is very quiet and shy, yet she's a total freak nympho that's always begging for him to pound her in the ass. Ummmm oookay buddy ;)
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ShellyConnors
1) It amuses me when I am sitting straight forward, head on in the cam with a regular tank top and no bra on, and somebody goes "mmm open you big tits bb... u breast so big"...
I'm an A cup. At best.
2) It's also really funny when a guy who has a big dick wants small cock humiliation. Or when a guy wants me to tell him how big his black cock is... then he turns on his cam and he's white.
Haha omg yes!!! I've had a big dicked guy once or twice who wanted me to talk about how my boyfirend's was bigger and he was so small in comparison! Same with the bbd which I find hilarious. But I've also had the opposite where a guy with a tiny pee pee wanted me to admire and worship his huge, two and a half inches of monstrosity. It's so funny too when they zoom in on their dick and try to manipulate the camera to make it look bigger, as if we don't know anything about camera angles ::) We're camgirls for crying out loud!!
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ShellyConnors
1) It amuses me when I am sitting straight forward, head on in the cam with a regular tank top and no bra on, and somebody goes "mmm open you big tits bb... u breast so big"...
I'm an A cup. At best.
How many times has this happened to me??
Oh, the millions of times that guys honestly think that I'm a DD. I'm barely a C cup, yet they go on about how huge they are.
It's all about camera angles. Do they really think all this is for real??
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^ lol yes I'm a c cup and guys always go on and on about my huge tits. so weird.
I find it soo silly when they come in and say "hi" and immediately leave as soon as I respond. What, did I not say "hi" in a sexy enough way for you? Or are you jerking off to girls saying hi to you in free chat ? ::)
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Big black cock obsessions crack me up - legions of white men either pretending they have huge black penises or hoping to swallow one to the balls... and talking to lady cam girls about it. Just.... go suck one already FFS, caress one, keep it under your pillow, do SOMETHING
It keeps us in business, but I swear, sexual repression abound. I have a hard time empathizing when guys are like "it is so hard to sexually free and do what I want, you know?" when I am broadcasting my ass on the internet. You're talking to the wrong harlot my friend.... now go out and suck a big black dick already
Im sure there is some critical analysis of the whole big black cock and white guys with internalized homophobia that would make me sad - but wtf! Everywhere! All the time.
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noa
my all-time favorite is "mak penty." "mak penty bb." when i didn't mak penty, he begged and begged and begged, desperate for that sweet sweet penty-making. After some deciphering, i realized it was, "make panty." and i'm still at a loss.
roflmao!!!;D
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roast
Im sure there is some critical analysis of the whole big black cock and white guys with internalized homophobia that would make me sad - but wtf! Everywhere! All the time.
Not to go off topic, but I just had to interject this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_t...short_story%29
Short summary of a story by James Baldwin, "Going to Meet the Man" (read in an American Lit class a few semesters ago). Basically this white cop hated blacks during slavery days. One day this particular slave was being lynched at a "lynching party" and as they set fire to the body they also chopped off his big black dick. The cop's wife looked at the BBC very hornily, and that night when white cop came home he wanted to fuck his wife "like a nigger" and began fucking her aggressively while expressing his desire to her.
I had *just* started camming that semester when I read this story and it really rang some bells but I couldn't speak on it publicly (though I wanted to)!
Ok back on topic:
Me: (showing my pussy) mmmm baby I love the way you lick my pussy... do you like licking my sweet, wet pussy baby?
Him: yeah baby do you like that? (sticking his tongue out and moving it feverishly about)
**not only do they look ridiculous but it looks like it would NOT feel good!!! :D
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I also think it's really funny when guys who are obviously horny and want to do xxx cam shows insist that they really "like" you and "want to get to know you" so they spend like 10 minutes in private but just "want to talk and get to know you" because they "respect you"... then at the end they ask for your number!
Yeah dude... because you know, I'm not *really* here to fuck myself on cam. I'm holding out for the one guy who respects me enough to NOT look at my vagina. THAT'S the dude I want to talk to for free! :)
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BringOnTheMen
I would find this hilarious if this happened to me on cam...except that it happens frequently in the SC and it usually just gives me the heeby jeebies.
omg yes... in person it is downright frightening!
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I had to explain to some poor fool the other night that no woman (unless perhaps she has NO cervix..not sure if even then it would work without severe discomfort) can take 11 inches balls deep, unless I fold it in half. How's that for CBT asshole!
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prettygreeneyes
I find it soo silly when they come in and say "hi" and immediately leave as soon as I respond. What, did I not say "hi" in a sexy enough way for you? Or are you jerking off to girls saying hi to you in free chat ? ::)
Or they say 'hi how are you bb?' Respond with 'i'm good and yourself' Them 'great bb' then they leave. The amount of times this happens in a day...
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I like when guys pretend they have no sound, speakers or are deaf but end up slipping up and responding to something you said, not typed. I hate typing and I am pretty much done with doing it. If a guy says he is deaf I might, because he might be deaf, if not then prolly not. It's 2011 I'm pretty sure that all computers come with speakers and/or sound.
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ShellyConnors
Ok back on topic:
Me: (showing my pussy) mmmm baby I love the way you lick my pussy... do you like licking my sweet, wet pussy baby?
Him: yeah baby do you like that? (sticking his tongue out and moving it feverishly about)
**not only do they look ridiculous but it looks like it would NOT feel good!!! :D
lol I had a customer that used to do this. But then he wanted me to call him after and never got a show with me again. It takes everything in me not to laugh at these guys that do cam2cam oral.
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DottieMay
I like when guys pretend they have no sound, speakers or are deaf but end up slipping up and responding to something you said, not typed. I hate typing and I am pretty much done with doing it. If a guy says he is deaf I might, because he might be deaf, if not then prolly not. It's 2011 I'm pretty sure that all computers come with speakers and/or sound.
I can understand not having your sound on if you live with other people...But why lie about it?! It's such a common occurrence, obviously it's doing something for them to pretend they don't have sound. Do they just want to see you go to extra effort to type for them? I DON'T GET IT.
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I think that's it prettygreeneyes. They will say anything to get extra attention. Typing takes attention away from the other guys so I won't do it anymore.
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Yea, I'm pretty sure it is the extra attention too. That's why I stopped doing it. I don't think anyone I have ever typed too has gone to private with me.
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prettygreeneyes
I find it soo silly when they come in and say "hi" and immediately leave as soon as I respond. What, did I not say "hi" in a sexy enough way for you? Or are you jerking off to girls saying hi to you in free chat ? ::)
OMG! I get that ALL THE TIME! I especially hate it when they pop into paid chat and do that.
WTF was that, dude? You couldn't watch me say hi in free chat? lol
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DottieMay
I like when guys pretend they have no sound, speakers or are deaf but end up slipping up and responding to something you said, not typed. I hate typing and I am pretty much done with doing it. If a guy says he is deaf I might, because he might be deaf, if not then prolly not. It's 2011 I'm pretty sure that all computers come with speakers and/or sound.
This one too! I had one guy in pvt ask if I can type cos he had no sound, so I typed a few things yet he responded when I talked too. Then he types 'moan extra loud for me bb' 'oh yes that's good bb'
Clearly he had no sound. Lol.
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hmm, this could be an interesting experiment. Maybe if I get a typer in PVT I will pretend to be talking and just not make sound. See what he does or says lol.