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Originally Posted by
DesuvsDeath
I can't help but wonder what these people do with them when they aren't having sex with them?
I'd keep mine out on the couch. With it's dick out. To fuck with people who came over.
...but really. Do they just let it chill in their bed or what?
I would put his hand on his cock and put him in front of the window.
or
Use it as a coat rack for guests...so when you are having a party, it would be hidden, covered in coats....when people are ready to leave, just say..'your coat is on the coatrack upstairs.....
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I would love to make a porno with cock number one. How will he come all over my face and tits?
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I remember watching csi new york.. one guy just lives with them and thinks they talk... I can see that.. the other hung it next to his window to make people think he was getting laid.
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FiendishGyrator
The first one looks like Ellen Degeneres :-\
The second one looks like he just downed a cup of "special" koolaid... wtf why are his eyes rolling to the back of his head??! he's either dead or REALLY good at touching himself...
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i think the asian girl one is pretty hot but the guys are way too skinny!
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Also available in elf ears!
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^^ This is sad.. I'm tempted now..
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sananeko
^^ This is sad.. I'm tempted now..
Inorite?!
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DesuvsDeath
Inorite?!
Don't judge me.. Its kilt and elf hunting season here...
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Natalllia
Also available in elf ears!
DUDE...I could get a Legolas look-alike...
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So imagine after the graveside service, the family gathers at your house. Suddenly a childish squeal erupts as your nephew cheerfully announces, "Guess what I found in the spare bedroom!"
No thanks.
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So imagine after the graveside service, the family gathers at your house. Suddenly a childish squeal erupts as your nephew cheerfully announces, "Guess what I found in the spare bedroom!"
No thanks.
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Fiendishgyrator, Nah I said that because the male ones, ecpecially the dude with the mowhawk look like dead bodies. Iuse to have dreams when I was little about a male manaquin ( sp?) chasing me and tickling me until I awoke it was very disturbing and the brunette guy looks ust like the one in my dream. I think the female ones look better. I wonder how much they weigh?
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I want one of those male dolls, but I wonder if they also offer the penises in different girths. I like medium length penises that are thick (IMO, the ideal dimensions for a perfect penis are 6 1/2 to 6 3/4" in length and 6 3/4" to 7" in girth).
If I can have the penis custom made, I'd buy one!
ETA: I went to the website to check out the dick sizes. The medium sized dick is a bit over 7", so I'd buy a doll with a medium penis.
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So fn creepy if I ever found one of those in a dudes closet I'd run away screaming or laughing. If were talking about it from an artistic aide I think the anime one is really cool looking like as a statue but I'd never get one cause everyone would think I was fucking it hahah.
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I'm creeped out, too. When I see them, I think they should be mannequins in a store, or something.
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Paul in Saudi
So imagine after the graveside service, the family gathers at your house. Suddenly a childish squeal erupts as your nephew cheerfully announces, "Guess what I found in the spare bedroom!"
No thanks.
I somehow don't picture sex doll owners as being the same men who manage to get married and have kids. More liklely it'd be discovered by the landlord after neighbors complain of the stench of rotting corpse.
Well...that was a cheery post! :P
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caitlin1214
I'm creeped out, too. When I see them, I think they should be mannequins in a store, or something.
My mom was in retail. Apparently there was always some trouble with pervs molesting the mannequins. Usually security guards after the store closed.
:D
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Djoser
My mom was in retail. Apparently there was always some trouble with pervs molesting the mannequins. Usually security guards after the store closed.
:D
Can you BLAME them?
Even I want to fondle the nipples on some of those lady mannequins! They're so large and attention grabbing that you just, like, wanna walk over and touch em.
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lemiwinks31
This one is just horrible. They eyes look creepy. This one looks like a young Christopher Walken.
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The last 3 female ones look pretty realistic. The men look just horrible.
Also sites that say they don't allow men on cam.... Pull out one of these bad boys and get to work.
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http://www.realdoll.com/images/testi...crazyjose5.jpgJust look at the work put into this doll and you can only imagine the price. Now look at the size of the bed and the nasty stains on the carpet. She seems so out of place there. This is this guy's 3rd doll. Looking at the condition of that room I suppose he no longer cares about having real people over.