"How good are your dances?"
What's the best way to respond? Obviously every girl will say theirs is great/the best, to which the customer responds 'really?/how can i believe you?/every girl says that'. It's been coming up a lot lately and I just end up fumbling my answers because it's a silly question.
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I always give the standard "Well, they're the best of course!" and before he can even respond, I make a joke out of it myself "But you knew I was going to say that, right? ;)" Most guys kinda laugh and go "Oh, yeah, I knew that was coming! All the girls say that!" But I think acknowledging that you know it's a total "line" kinda puts them at ease. So then I go "Well, yeah, of course - It's not something I can just tell you - I have to show you! The only way to find out for sure is to get a dance! Otherwise you'll never know!" This usually works for me, as the "how good are they" question is much better than the "what do I get" question - guys who want the specifics of a dance are probably cheap and won't buy... but a guy who just asks how good they are is usually ready to go - he just wants the little extra flirty push from you. Keeping it light-hearted and real generally works for me with these guys.
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If they're rude enough to ask that, then of course I'm going to say 'i give the BEST dances here. I will give you the best dance of your life, without a doubt!'
It's rarely true, but fuck it. I hate it when they ask. Afterwards I sometimes cheekily say 'i told you I was the best!' because they're never going to tell you otherwise :)
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I over-exaggerate to try and get them to laugh and see what a dumb question it is. I'll be like "They're sooooo good, it's insane! My dances are so good that we'll be in the couch room til 4am, and then the bouncer will be kicking you out coz we're closed and you'll just hang out in the parking lot waiting for 2pm to roll 'round so you can get back in! ;D "
At which point the guy usually laughs and jokes back something like "wow, I better not pass that up then huh?" and we wind up dancing. And if he's a jerk after that, I'm walking away to find someone who actually intends to part with their cash.
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avoid customers who ask stupid questions like this.
or say, "they're so-so". because that's funny to me.
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I hate dealing with stupid people who ask this question. These are the kind of fuckers who want you to beg for a dance. If you can get one else where just walk away.
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Honestly I love this question. It's a stupid fucking question, yes, but when I hear this I almost always sell a dance. And even if I don't, I'm going to find out in about 3 seconds and can move on the next.
Aurora_Sunset gave some great responses, and I usually say something along those lines. I see this question as an invitation to turn up the sexy. Get real close, maybe touch his arm or the back of his neck, give him bedroom eyes, all that. Generally I will say my dances are the best. Then when he comes back with whatever dumb comment doubting me, I say something like "Oh, yes/It's true. I'm very good, and very thorough." (I got this line of stripperweb somewhere... wish I could give credit but I don't remember who... whoever you are, thank you!)
That might be too suggestive for some people, but it works for me.
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I don't mind that question because, for me, they end up buying most of the time. It's annoying, but if I'm getting a sale out of it, ask away.
I just tell them I *AM* the best. I'll usually throw in something about me being the best looking girl here, which is usually true. . Usually goes like this...
"So how good are your dances?"
"Well, look at me!" *giggle* "How can they NOT be good?" *wink wink shoulder rub*
"Well, you are really hot..."
"Uhuh, and take a look at those boobies! Totally natural! I know you wanna feel them up" *wink*
"Alright then let's go!"
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camille27
avoid customers who ask stupid questions like this.
or say, "they're so-so". because that's funny to me.
I do exactly this. Whenever someone asks me this dumb question, I shrug and respond, "Meh... mediocre, at best." They always get the dance anyway, so it's not like it really matters.
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Depending on my mood/the rapport we have going I'll either just smile knowlingly or deadpan with 'terrible, you'll never want to come back here again..'
Works for me, cos I'm a smartass at work.
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Originally Posted by
camille27
avoid customers who ask stupid questions like this.
or say, "they're so-so". because that's funny to me.
Yeah, I usually give a really smartass answer to this question. Ironically, that usually gets guys to laugh and buy more dances than if I take the question seriously.
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Thanks everyone, I'll try all of those out this weekend and see what works for me, never even thought to go the other direction and just say they're terrible haha! It's definitely a better question than 'what do you do' and it's a small club so I don't want to walk away from many people if I can help it.
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Yep, I give the smart ass line too. "They're awful!" then I wink and smile.. I love winking ;) LOL
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I do the "terrible" smart ass line too. haha.
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"They're awful, you're gonna hate it. I'll probably get bored too."
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just yawn,i tend to do this now whenever i get the stupid questions that we all hear 100 times a night
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anyone who ask me this, id get up and walk away. i would automatically assume they are looking for a dry hump. if he likes you and just wants a dance, he'd ask for one. i never met a big spender who would ask me this stupid question.
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Tell them after the dance is over they can fill out a survey so you know just what you need to improve on....
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"Well, I could tell you how fantastic I am, but I'd rather show you"
"Would you rather I tell you about my boobs or would you rather I go show you?"
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I try to joke about it. I say they're dangerously good. In fact, if he's not careful he just might fall in love and never want to leave. Then I ask him if he's ready to risk it.