I know how much I love to hear other girls funny stories - so I thought I'd post one from the other night.
I was on SM, lying on my couch, and was trying to think of stuff to do other than sit there and look bored. So I grabbed this little feather tickler thing that I have....I'm not entirely sure hoe to describe it - its basically a little wooden knob with a spray of soft soft feathers coming out the top. I got it in a set from KarmaSutra with some oils, and flavored body dust - you are supposed to use it to stroke the dust on your body for your partner to lick off....ANYway, its super soft and feels nice and looks luxurious.
SO I'm lying there and stroking it along my cleavage and then rolling onto my side and stroking my side, etc etc...most guys seem to like or ignore it. Then one guy comes on and says "is that a real animal you are using to stroke yourself?" huh?! I sort of laughed and said no...just a couple feather and they may be synthetic and he went into a RAMPAGE - "birds are animals too - WTF, are you just going to lie there and stroke a DEAD ANIMAL all over yourself...some poor animal died for you to play with that...thats disgusting...thats a DEAD THING!!!!"
I was so taken aback, I just laughed. Then I asked him what he thinks that cables that his internet connection run through are made of. And his computer. And my leather couch.
:rotfl:::)

