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My MFC "The Producers" Fantasy
Trying to crack the MFC code got me thinking about the movie "The Producers." If you're unfamiliar, briefly, the story concerns two theatrical producers who scheme to get rich by overselling interests in a Broadway flop.
Step 1: We find the worst play ever written.
Step 2: We hire the worst director in town.
Step 3: We raise two million dollars. ... One for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there!
Step 4: We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway and before you can say
Step 5: We close on Broadway, take our two million, and go to Rio.
The "flop" was "Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden.
Opening night arrives. The curtain rises, and Max and Leo watch the theatrical disaster unfold. Unfortunately, the performance is so camp and outrageous, the audience mistakes it for satire, and the show becomes the talk of the town.
So I started thinking about what my version of The Producers on MCF might look like. The most ridiculously absurd show I could put on. Purely for my own entertainment, not giving a fuck about tips or what anyone thinks, and certainly not about my stupid camscore.
And OF COURSE there would be no getting naked, either, lol.
First I would need a great name:
LeatherCheerio
ChiliDog
PusNBoots
FartMachine
Probably would need to add "4U" or "69" at the end.....
Then I would get a super tricked-out profile and fill it with incoherent ramblings. Stuff about serial killers and Jesus and imaginary friends, with very poor spelling and grammar. It's also important to use as little punctuation as possible here.
My wardrobe would be fun. I could dress up like a priest, or wear my Mexican wrestler mask and ballgown. Maybe just keep it simple with some overalls and a plastic shower cap.
When I got on cam, I would be sure to say "Hey Girl" to every guy who came into my room.
I would play Christmas music all year round. Except Christmas.
Then it would just be a matter of keeping them busy watching all the super-sweet stuff I'd be doing......
Playing Barbies with myself.
Arguing with myself.
Sitting on the toilet (just my feet will be showing on cam) making very loud moaning "relief" sounds and talking about how I have IBS.
Making fake phone calls to people I have a "problem" with, ranting crazily.
Screaming at imaginary children in the background.
Hide toilet paper (for my IBS) in another room and then drive an imaginary car to the "store" to go get it.
Play games with myself. Accuse myself of cheating.
Cover the windows with tin foil and talk about how it "keeps the aliens out."
Read bible verses.
Arrange 20 or so stuffed cats around the room and then interact with them like they are real cats.
Buy brown Afro wig. Pretend I am Bob Ross. Paint crude genitalia.
Wow, I think I just figured out my new show ;)
What would you do in your fantasy train-wreck MFC room?
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LOL I always want to do this. The media loves trainwrecks, the public loves em. All the "celebrities" now are famous for being hot messes/over-the-top/skanks..etc... Kim K, Lindsay, Britney..etc. And these girls are raking it in. I've tested to see how far I can go with my room and it really works. My traffic increases, random new tippers pop in and lotta people just commend you on the show. The entertainment. I always am hesitant because of the negative feed back. There will always be people telling you..you need help, look at this hot mess, train wreck..etc etc.. Which is good since that's the image you were trying to give off, but you know how crazy and rude some trolls are. But that's what you gotta expect. It takes a lot of energy though to keep on a role that's so extreme.
In my fantasy show I'd always be under the influence of something. Go on long tirades of rants that involve cursing people out, crying, loving everyone, then cursing them out again. I'd always be dressed like I was going to a night club. Have random friends over my house who i'll get in fights that end with leaving the house a mess. Sloppy nights falling off the stripper pole and falling asleep in my chair with the full on head nod..then waking up confused, then nodding off to sleep again. haha I'd end the show when i was ready to quit camming with sirens and fake cops knocking on the door LOL i so wanna do this
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I've fantasized about having my camming room set up like Dexter's kill room from the television show, get drunk, and fling red paint all over the place. I'd threaten members who tip ten tokens and say 'pussy bb' that they're going to end up on my table next hahaha. /notserialkiller
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someone has too much time on their hands....
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haha or some people can write coherent posts with out just demanding "where the most moneyz @" that are mildly entertaining and fun. yeah this is business, business, business...but its nice to laugh sometimes. if you don't like it, whats the point of posting? Just to be a bitch? okay yeah you're right, someone really does have too much time on their hands
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If men like sexy women who are crazy then I'm starting to think they like anything that walks LOL.
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heheh love this thread! girl, i would so watch you!
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Honey if you did this I would tip you, just for having the ovaries. I'm betting people told another rather notorious camgirl who did crazy things she wouldn't make money either, but we all know she did. If you want to try this learn from her mistakes and keep your crazy within the site rules. Yes, I think there could be a method in your madness could equal profit.
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Hahahaha I love the producers and that'd be hilarious to do for a day.
I would do the crazy schizophrenic or bipolar thing. I would want to be wearing a colander w/ tinfoil hat. Talk about my haunted silverware. Be myself IRL basically...jk, kinda lol
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i totally lol'ed at this. thanks for the laugh...and let me know if you decide to do it. :)
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"I'll get you my pretty and your little cam whore too!"
LOL.
*Cue the curtain for the drama scene*
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I am about to start a new MFC account anyway due to me not knowing WTF I was doing when I first started there (not saying that I do now) and my camscore being utterly, completely, in the shitter. I think I'm going to have some fun on MFC next week while I tell my existing custys about the change (or completely freak them out, haha!) God knows I'm not making any money by doing what I'm "supposed" to do.
And personally, I don't see this as a waste of time. Even though many things in our fantasies are extreme, thinking about them, for me anyway and perhaps some of you, is a good way to think more creatively about camming in general. For me, smile/flirt/tease/dance is NOT working out. Time to innovate or die!
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lmao i love your idea and i would so tip you xxxxxxx
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Originally Posted by
ShellyConnors
I would go this route...
hahaha!!!
Women power!!!!
I think she was on her period..
see what a pretty face and a few tears can do?
16 million hits !::):P
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Originally Posted by
LadyCoco
If men like sexy women who are crazy then I'm starting to think they like anything that walks LOL.
They do! Sad but true! LOL
I have experimented with batshit crazy, and it attracted batshit crazy...batshit crazy guys who SPENT HUNDREDS on me just shooting the shit and being batshit crazy! It sounds insane but it works.
I am on a mission to do the exact opposite of what everyone does on these sites lately. the smiley/sexy approach does not work for me either.
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She is a comedian (take a look at her other videos and her twitter and you will see her brand of humor). She has a t-shirt shop too - brilliant marketing.
Love the rainbow part, lol!
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I TOTALLY was thinking this too, as I had closed my account (non nude, but I dressed up in crazy costumes)....but I think I need the crazy schizo thing too...lol...or go the Domme route with my outfits...hmmm....YOU GO GIRL, I'LL TIP YA! Fuck those cheap bastards who don't appreciate true creative entertainment...
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I'll have to think of what I would do, but this thread is hilarious. The only problem is once I come up with something it will be really hard for me not to just go through with it. Guys are weird, I'm done trying to figure out what they're looking for.
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Originally Posted by
blkschoolgirl
I've fantasized about having my camming room set up like Dexter's kill room from the television show, get drunk, and fling red paint all over the place. I'd threaten members who tip ten tokens and say 'pussy bb' that they're going to end up on my table next hahaha. /notserialkiller
That would be amazing. Once this guy was pissing me off and trying to get me naked and I held up a butcher knife. When he asked 'wut r u doing?" I responded that I thought we were fantasizing about each other.
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Last week I showed off my shotgun on cam and did some gangsta raps. Very entertaining, at least for me. lol.
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lydiastardust
That would be amazing. Once this guy was pissing me off and trying to get me naked and I held up a butcher knife. When he asked 'wut r u doing?" I responded that I thought we were fantasizing about each other.
LOL- I LOVE that-too funny!
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well for me, id have my room set up like beetlejuice's bordello, or a rob zombie video. you could just gather a bunch of unrelated poems etc. to appear schitzophrenic. otherwise this totally brings me to an episode of cheaters. This guy busts into his bedroom, which is now decorated in fiber optic and neon crucifixes and jesus decorations. There is construction tape wrapped around the bed, and the girls, clearly having sex, are wearing construction costumes and have their faces painted black and white like the band icp. Just totally weird. Then the boyfriend? busts in, yelling and cursing. Would that be a good thing to do on mfc lol.. maybe stage it!?