Good comebacks for "Are those (pointing @ tits) real ?" and "Are those yours?"
1. No, they're a figment of your imagination.
2. No, they're on loan. Gotta give them back to their owner when my shift's over.
... stupid questions. :P
Got any good comebacks to share? }:D
Re: Good comebacks for "Are those (pointing @ tits) real ?" and "Are those yours?"
The only comebacks i have are real as in real expensive...and natural as in naturally yummy!! lol ya thats all i got....I NEED MORE!!
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usually i joke around with them and go with it and say "oh hell no, i paid good money for these!! if you help me pay for them, its mutually beneficial... you see great tits, i get to pay them off. it's for a good cause, right??" this usually gets me at least $5 tip on stage and half the time a dance. shows that i'm happy with myself and my decision to get boobs and i'm not offended if they ask me if they are "real" or not and shows i can have a good time.
or sometimes, i say this (which i read on SW a while back)... "they are UN real!"
i think the second one in the original post is a good one tho, i'm gonna use it :) funny yet sarcastic like really you idiot wtf do you think???
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I'm on the opposite end of it since I have tiny boobs... when guys ask me if a girl's boobs are real I say something like ...I dunno, but mine aren't! Lol, they usually realize they're being stupid then and some even get embarrassed and apologize for asking. :P
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"Of course they're real! I just had a little help from the silicone(saline) fairy" (somehow saline fairy doesn't sound as cool)
"Yeah it's natural to be 5'0 110 llbs with 34DDD's" -_-
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The worst is when they ask how much you paid after telling them they're "real expensive". The fuck you care about that shit.
Fucking morons.
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^^hahahah sooo true......
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Yeah I use the real, real expensive line. Or I will say, "they're not imaginary baby!" Depending on the guy I might say, "well why don't we go upstairs and you can find out.."
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Originally Posted by
kaiarose
Yeah I use the real, real expensive line. Or I will say, "they're not imaginary baby!" Depending on the guy I might say, "well why don't we go upstairs and you can find out.."
Even better. I will use this one more now. haha. ;D
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What about when they ask and they are real?
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i always tell them my doctor must have done an excellent job if i'm dancing naked right in front of you and you still have to ask....
but i like the comeback about the loan but i'm definitely stealing kaiarose's line about going upstairs to find out (thank you)
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"Are those fake?"
"Like a fox."
I have A's. A dumb question deserves a dumb answer.
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smeca
What about when they ask and they are real?
"of course! I grew these all by myself!" :) -can't remember if I got that one from sw or came up with it on my own. Either way it's a good line!
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I get asked that and I thinks its weird because if I was gonna spend all that money they would be tripple d.
If I had boobie implants I would say, no I put them on right before every shift.
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My 3 default answers have always been as below:
"yes, they're really mine, i've gota receipt for them and everything!"
"well why don't you come take a closer look in the booth"
"i'll tell you at the end of our dance"
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Originally Posted by
Vyanka
The worst is when they ask how much you paid after telling them they're "real expensive". The fuck you care about that shit.
Fucking morons.
LMFAO!!
"Are they real?"
-They're REALLY MINE!
-They're REALLY Hot!
-They're REALLY fun to play with! Watch me play with them in VIP!
-etc
"Are those yours?"
-I don't see how I can possible stick them on anyone else.
-They're mine now!
-They are mine as much as your cash is going to be in about 2.5 seconds!
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this is so rude and i feel displeased thinking that many of you have to hear this idiocy on a regular basis.
fuck, these pills are making me emotional as all hell. but still!
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i'd say
"well, the left one is mine but the right is on a test run. i need to see if they get along before i draw up the final paperwork."