Murphey's Law (of Web Camming)
You impatiently wait for your daily pay account and new SM account to be approved so you can get back to work. All accounts are verified and approved within a few days. The day you go back to work you manage to give YOURSELF a black eye at your vanilla job.
(You know you're a web cam girl when...)
You wonder if there is a fetish for that....?
(You need to work on being a little more PC when...)
You assume the niche is conquered by women who date alcoholics.
You then figure "I probably deserved this"... :-X
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Sorry to hear that, I know now it looks sad, but one day you will be laughing at it :)
Thank goodness for make up. About a year ago my son kicked me right in the eye while I was changing him, had black eye for over a week, but was able to cover it up with like 10 layers of concealer, powder and all the other good stuff. No one even noticed :)
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Eh i wasn't sad lol I laughed about it as soon as I got home and seen it. I think in this line of work, (both of mine actually) you have to have be able to laugh yourself, situations and other people as well. It's was ironic and funny enough for me to post. It's lightened up a bit. it's not a real "black eye". I bruised the inside corner and now it's just puffy. Regular foundation and maybe some correctional color will make it impossible to tell on cam.
*woot just hit my 35 posts*... I'm going to take my SW verify photo with my eye like this heh heh
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you lucky then... I actually had legit black eye... lol... seriously looked like got beat up by my hubby. lol... Who would have believed me it was a 3 year old. lol...
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I got irritated when I got my period so I had to wait a few days, then after my period I got a cold sore which I was really hating covering up with makeup, then It was okay for a bit, then I got my period again by that time, and THEN I got a random eye infection Ive gotten before and it makes one side of my eye swollen for a few days and Its hard to cover up because theres only so much makeup I can put on it or around it. *sigh* Haaating all these little problems (stress related?) but I put my makeup on while looking at my cam and I always lol to myself when I still look awesome. That and some contouring, yay makeup!! My best friend :)
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HA HAAAA! I legit fell into a door once, giving myself a black eye. Ppl would ask and I'd tell them. The guy I was dating then was a super prick and emotionally abusive (I didn't see it at the time) so everyone gave me the, "poor thing. I'm sure you did."
After a few days I'd fuck with him about it, when we were out in public I'd wince if he moved suddenly. It was worth it, even though I was in the dog house for weeks after.
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one time i was in a show with a guy who had a black eye fetish...he asked me to do make up and make it look like i had a black eye...it was gonna be my last show anyway so i didn't care about screwing up my make up..
anyway i was milking the money so i spent like 30 minutes on making it look as real as i could..i was actually surprised how real it looked...he was too lol
well then he wanted me to go in free chat to see what people would say..and i was like umm no..but he tipped me 100 to do it...
well like 20 seconds i was in free chat someone else took me pvt and talked to me for like an hour trying to "save me" from my "abusive boyfriend" lol i really didnt type anything he was just telling me about how his sister was in an abusive relationship and how he got her to leave...
i didn't have the heart to tell him it was just make up because he was so nice :-\
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You make a return to camming only to get your period within an hour of being back
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Oh sweetie! That sucks! May I ask what the heck happened at the vanilla job? (I have visions of you being assaulted by a rouge filing cabinet drawer...)
Figure out what color the bruise is (for the most part) and use the opposite color as a correction under your makeup...so if it is that horrible green color, use a red correction...benefit does a great eye correction called lemon aid which will cover blue/purple wonderfully! And for the swelling/puffy, put a warm chamomile tea bag on for about 20 mins...its anti-inflammatory, and should bring it down.
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IsobelWren
HA HAAAA! I legit fell into a door once, giving myself a black eye. Ppl would ask and I'd tell them. The guy I was dating then was a super prick and emotionally abusive (I didn't see it at the time) so everyone gave me the, "poor thing. I'm sure you did."
After a few days I'd fuck with him about it, when we were out in public I'd wince if he moved suddenly. It was worth it, even though I was in the dog house for weeks after.
Ha ha ha I'd laugh so much if you pushed him to bashing your other eye :D
XxX
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I finaly got my DP account set up and I hit that time of the month.... Hoping it's a short one ... ugh