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"I dont want a dance bcuz it will make me all horny"
"Yes, it will make me all horny and then I wanna have sex, but I know we cant have sex here, so Im not going to buy a lap dance. I can give you money at my house instead."
- Typical Nasty Cheap Ass Customer!
WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THE CLUB? My job is to tease, not please. Have you ever heard of backpage? Do yourself and myself a favor and call those hoes!
LOL
What do you say when guys say this line? Feel free to share any hints or tips!
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Re: "I dont want a dance bcuz it will make me all horny"
I got this one from here: act surprised and offended and say "this is NOT a whorehouse/I am not a prostitute!" Something along those lines. If he's a gentleman he'll change his tune reallyh fast, if he doesn't direct him to backpage and get up and leave
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there's two types who do this. there's the ones who know that there's probably at least one girl there who will take his offer, and there's the ones who go to clubs to piss off dancers. they aren't always serious. they're just irl trolls. it's just for lulz.
either way, they know they can get away with it bc most clubs let them.
there isn't really a right response. the closest thing would be to tell them how retarded they sound while laughing and walking away. mostly, you should just walk away.
only try the whorehouse line if you're sure the club isn't one. otherwise, you'll make him laugh at your naivete.
either way, these guys get off on the fact that the only girls willing to take them up on their offer have a pimp and/or are drug addicts. they are desperate. the dudes love the idea that they're hurting someone who's already hurting, and who's only gonna hand that money over to some dude so that she can stay in her endless cycle of pain a bit longer. don't waste any more time in his presence than it takes to find out what he is.
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I just direct them to the half-a-dozen brothels (all lit up like christmas trees with big signs) across the road. They never seem to want to go. :P
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"Mmmm, I know ... they make me all horny, too." *Rub/squeeze boobs... stand* "Let's go play."
If they go, great. If they make another excuse, you're already standing up so go on and walk away!
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I get up and walk away. I wouldn't say anything just because that would ruin my hustle for an hour os so which could ultimately ruin my night. No sense in getting yourself worked up over a pig like that. He may even be saying thins like this to get a reaction so don't satisfy this.
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i always say real jokeing andd giggleing well then i promise i will tone it down for you but just this once grab hand lets go
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Originally Posted by CharlotteAU
I just direct them to the half-a-dozen brothels (all lit up like christmas trees with big signs) across the road. They never seem to want to go.
Because they'd never pay a prostitute for sex! They want to pay a stripper for dances then have sex with them - totally different thing ::)
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this is a timewaster line and they're doing you a favor by admitting to being a timewaster so you can go do other important things. like, anything.
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I shrug and say "probably" with complete indifference. It looks like I don't give a shit...which I don't and I don't really care what happens after that. Either they take me and I get money or they say No and I get to not be near him anymore...win win.
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With a Big bright smile say:
OH OK WELL... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BYE!!
lol, dont even waste your time with customers that go on like this. Just have to laugh;D
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Well that just makes me want to slap them so hard for being so stupid. Waste of time.
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I say 'Well, you don't want sex. If you wanted sex, you would be at a brothel. You're not at a brothel, you're at a strip club, so you want a dance. Lets go!'
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If I feel like dancing for him, I will imply that I do sometimes meet customers after work. I might say something like, "Nope. I'm not allowed to fuck you. But I am allowed to audition you." Or "I need to see how well you behave before I make any plans." Or whatever I think will work. There's no reason to feel bad about lying to men like this.
More likely, though, there are better targets in the club who actually want to buy services that I actually sell. Or maybe I'd just rather go fix my hair or makeup than tolerate an asshole for $40 at that particular moment. If I don't feel like dancing for him, it's pretty easy to just deadpan "Oh, what a shame." And leave.
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I've heard this one a lot too. Many guys say "What's the point of a dance? I go upstairs with you, get dances, get all horny, and then what? I have to go home by myself? That's not good?". I mean, I know what they're LOOKING for me to say (something along the lines of "don't worry baby I'll take care of you) or whatever), but what I usually say is "You don't have to be by yourself at home. Grab some Vaseline and tissues to keep you company...Becasue it's sure as fuck not going to be me". Then I'll usually walk away. Sometimes I'll accidently spill their beer as I hastily stand up from the table.
Whoops.
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I say, "Yo dude, you could've have just said no. save all that lying shit for yo bitch or yo mama." and then I walk away, but I'm jaded and angry so I don't suggest you do that.
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Originally Posted by
CharlotteAU
I just direct them to the half-a-dozen brothels (all lit up like christmas trees with big signs) across the road. They never seem to want to go. :P
Same :)
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Originally Posted by
Addison
"Mmmm, I know ... they make me all horny, too." *Rub/squeeze boobs... stand* "Let's go play."
If they go, great. If they make another excuse, you're already standing up so go on and walk away!
that's a good line ^^^^
Usually the guy is a time waster. Also maybe say something along the lines of "Why would I want to go to your house when we already have each other here..right now...mmm..lets go get horny together."
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I usually just shrug my shoulders & say, "no skin off my ass" before I turn around & walk away & talk to the guy sitting next to em or a table down --I luv the look on their face when they see that I really actually don't give a fuck. Priceless.
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One kind of creepy looking kid from Guam asked for extras. Every girl in the club ignored him even though I work in a heavy extras club. I said I'm professional and only do dances. He finally said I was so pretty he didn't mind paying me $200 to sit and talk with him for a few songs, no extras. I was sketchy but he gave it up front! He said bc I was so pretty and everyone else ignored him, that he was happy to pay to talk. I got lucky!
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Originally Posted by
stripperbabychu
One kind of creepy looking kid from Guam asked for extras. Every girl in the club ignored him even though I work in a heavy extras club. I said I'm professional and only do dances. He finally said I was so pretty he didn't mind paying me $200 to sit and talk with him for a few songs, no extras. I was sketchy but he gave it up front! He said bc I was so pretty and everyone else ignored him, that he was happy to pay to talk. I got lucky!
Good for u:)
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thanks boo! i know to never ignore the awkwardones bc they spend the most money sometimes hehe.
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Originally Posted by
Amareth
Because they'd never pay a prostitute for sex! They want to pay a stripper for dances then have sex with them - totally different thing ::)
That's mostly because prostitutes turn tricks because they aren't as pretty as the typical stripper.
I usually just said "You got that right!" if they say it'll turn them on, and if they mentioned OTC, I'd say that's not my thing, and I can't really help you break the law, sorry." Could always be LE trolling.