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"Real life" Guys Can Be Just as Dumb
So, I was gonna hook up with this guy I used to work with...here's the convo snippet...
him: u ready to squirt?!
me; u need squirt lovers anonymous
him: lol
me: n if i suck ur dick u have to reciprocate
him; it'll be later tonight
me: ok
Later that night:
him: u wanna taste my cock?
me: u wanna taste my pussy?
him: not my thing! (didn't I already say he had to reciprocate earlier?)
me: wtf
him: never!
me: that's not fair. u want me to squirt, suck ur dick and swallow, but u can't eat me out? craziness.
him: it's not fair that u get to come 3 times to my 1
me:it's not fair i have to come 3 times to be satisfied
him:guess not
me:we can jus fuck then (i know...but i was really horny)
him:i will after that happens (squirting, suckin his dick, swallowing)
(O I forgot a part! below)
[me:that's u gettin 3 things n I'm just gettin sex
him:ur a giver!
him:it'd be hot!]
me: really? guess ull be deleting me from your "list"
him:guess so
him:u suck
him:goodnight
Just in case you're wondering, I did not hook up with him! He's such a loser and I didn't realize how selfish he really was.
And yes, he is 31 years old.
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This post kind of grossed me out, for some reason. I lol'd at "you suck." How old is he, 12?
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Yeah I was kinda grossed out too. Like I don't understand the whole fascination with squirting. I can do it, but that's the 1st thing you ask? lol
And would you believe he's 31? lol
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sammii
This post kind of grossed me out, for some reason. I lol'd at "you suck." How old is he, 12?
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/:Oi think i had in my chat room tonight....smh
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a man who doesn't eat pussy will never be able to truly satisfy a woman, selfish assholes.
I also don't get the logic behind it at all. So it's ok to stick your dick in it but you won't put your mouth on it?
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If you're a man and you don't like pussy enough to lick it, maybe you don't really like pussy all that much. Maybe he should start fishing in that other pool...
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Jeeze I dont understand that attitude at all. The only guys I have ever met who are grossed out by licking pussy was my virginal boyfriend when we were 15, and all my gay best friends. Most of the guys I meet love doing it, or claim to anyway. I guess I'm lucky. Are there a lot of these dickheads out there?
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If you type, talk or act like the above or one of these guys it is an instant turn off for me. So that's like 90% of the male population out the window right there. I'm dating doomed because of my own high standards - HA!
My vagina has a tiny deadbolt lock with an asshole sensor so if I interact with one it goes off. My cunt will bolt itself shut and dry up with that kind of talk and no amount of, "plz suck it bb" can pry it back open.
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I never even kissed a boy until I was 18 because of guys like this :( Anyone that begs, no. Automatically NO. I'm very submissive, as in lifestyle, as in I prefer my partner to CONTROL me as opposed to beg me. I've called out plenty of guys on cam claiming to be Doms too.
Any Dom I give the time of day can handle his sub and doesn't need to beg. EVER.
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ummmm hold on, hold on, you are going too fast for me! im a bit slow, you know. so, he wants you to squirt before actually having sex with out or doing anything to make you come? and how the hell he thinks that will happen? like, you come over, sit down, open your legs and ohhhhh here it comes out of the blue? or maybe he thinks you will see his cock and that view will make you come real good and flood his home?
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[quote=MommieLongLegs;2244060]
him: it's not fair that u get to come 3 times to my 1
me:it's not fair i have to come 3 times to be satisfied
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LMAO! I've thought this sometimes
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Ugh . . . what a jackass!!!! That's why I cant be bothered with men. I'd rather be alone than deal with that bullshit!! And by the way I don't like having a man's mouth down there but that's just me. Lol. But seriously!!! He should feel lucky that you'd even consider sleeping with him.
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He's talking like that at 31?? Wow sounds like a cam site customer. He needs to be charged lol! Oh and he doesn't eat pussy? But want u to go down on him.....don't worry hun that experience would be a waste of time.
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He wanted me to squirt using my vibrator (which I can do) WHILE suckin his dick (and swallowing) BEFORE having sex! Crazy!
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gingergina
ummmm hold on, hold on, you are going too fast for me! im a bit slow, you know. so, he wants you to squirt before actually having sex with out or doing anything to make you come? and how the hell he thinks that will happen? like, you come over, sit down, open your legs and ohhhhh here it comes out of the blue? or maybe he thinks you will see his cock and that view will make you come real good and flood his home?
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PeachyPie
a man who doesn't eat pussy will never be able to truly satisfy a woman, selfish assholes.
I also don't get the logic behind it at all. So it's ok to stick your dick in it but you won't put your mouth on it?
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BlakeDahlia
If you're a man and you don't like pussy enough to lick it, maybe you don't really like pussy all that much. Maybe he should start fishing in that other pool...
Exactly and exactly! My ex was like this. He would never go down on me because, in his own words, "vaginas are gross." ::) At one point in our relationship, I finally did snap and say "Then maybe you should just go be gay."
Then I was sleeping with another guy who I eventually realized never went down on me. I asked him why and he said that because he lived with me (he was a roommate) and saw my yeast infection supplies in the bathroom cupboard, that all he could imagine when going down on me was coming up with chunks. I was enraged! I told him I have those things in stock so that I can take care of a problem right away - not because I have perpetual yeast infections! And "chunks?" Does he even know what a yeast infection really looks like? Fucking idiot. So I told him I'd never go down on him again if he wasn't gonna go down on me - he was like "Fine, I never ask you to go down on me anyway." >:( So I kept my promise to never go down on him again and he never understood why I was so pissed off after that night... really?
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MommieLongLegs
He wanted me to squirt using my vibrator (which I can do) WHILE suckin his dick (and swallowing) BEFORE having sex! Crazy!
omg you almost got yourself a sad wanker, a beggar, a loser, a typical camsite free chat lurker who wants everything for free! omg omg i cant believe you actually kept talking to him for so long!
even back in the days when i was an escort if a guy wanted to talk me into getting a date with me for free, he would do his best to convince how much he would do to make me happy.
actually, this guy of yours sounds even worse than any camsite wanker, those at least pretend to be nice.
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I never get tired of hearing why a guy doesn't want to give oral to a woman. Thats right NEVER. Why? Because the puppets always got more of less the same answer: smell or taste or hair in the mouth. It does make me LMAO cos 9 times out of 10 they expect you to give them a BJ anyway.
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LMAO!!!!!!! This reminds of me of this stupid ass guy who stalks me all the time wanting sex.
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LOL I'm so glad you didn't do anything with this guy I would have laughed in his face. Guys these days just cause we are in the adult industry doesn't mean we want to ONLY pleasure you if anything it takes more to please us.. ::)
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lol please going down on a kitty is a lot easier then sucking a cock...haha i wouldnt know for real but cmon, it just seems like a breeze?! right?
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Guys who don't eat pussy are fucking LOSERS - PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
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Guys who like girls*** ...Anyone who is sexually attracted to women and won't go down... I don't understand why you wouldn't WANT to lick the kitty, I mean HONESTLY!!!!!!! If you don't like eating pussy you don't actually like pussy at all and that is the fact of it. I love women, I love sex with women, and I crave pussy... If you like sex that is a HUGE part of it and it makes no sense to me how you could skip over oral like that...that whole experience...
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limecoconut
Guys who like girls*** ...Anyone who is sexually attracted to women and won't go down... I don't understand why you wouldn't WANT to lick the kitty, I mean HONESTLY!!!!!!! If you don't like eating pussy you don't actually like pussy at all and that is the fact of it. I love women, I love sex with women, and I crave pussy... If you like sex that is a HUGE part of it and it makes no sense to me how you could skip over oral like that...that whole experience...
EXACTLY. why wouldn't you want to eat the pussy? i want to so often i can't imagine having it right in front of me & her wanting it & not just going to town :P
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CurvySweet
I never get tired of hearing why a guy doesn't want to give oral to a woman. Thats right NEVER. Why? Because the puppets always got more of less the same answer: smell or taste or hair in the mouth. It does make me LMAO cos 9 times out of 10 they expect you to give them a BJ anyway.
I know right? ::) I just love smelly balls, pubes in my throat, and bitter tasting jizz!!
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