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approaching a stripper as a man, not a customer
Hey girls,
just want to start out by saying I love strippers. You girls have an incredible work ethic, thick skin, and you're all sexy little nympho's and I love it!!
I have a confession: I kinda want to date a stripper. I think it would be a great life experience and push my abilities in bed to another level as I'd have to bring my A-game every night (and day). Plus, what guy doesn't want to bang a stripper? Regular girls are BORING...
I've only been to a strip club twice, had a great time, had WAAAY too much to drink and got hustled hard hahaha! :)
I'm thinking I just show up feeling and looking amazing (easy part), find myself a table...and let the magic happen. I assume it's nothing like a nightclub. I feel like should buy you a drink or give you a tip to show my appreciation for what you girls do. I run an online marketing business and I CAN'T STAND freeloaders so I know exactly how you feel.
Other than that...any suggestions? I'm fairly confident I'll be able to pull it off, I just want to do my homework beforehand and make sure I'm ready for whatever you girls throw at me haha. :) I know it's not going to be easy and you're going to put me through hell before you give me your number. I'm ready...bring it on you coked-out, battered, jaded sex-goddesses :)
How did guys who you were genuinely attracted to interact with you?
Is there any strip-club code I should be aware of?
I'm not there for a tease, I want it all! But at the same time I want to be respectful of what you girls do for a living and I want a bit of input before I embark on this strip-club sexcapade.
/inthemaking out
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Re: approaching a stripper as a man, not a customer
haha whirlerz, don't give me that look!! :)
my intuition and life experience leads me to believe that a stripper wouldn't sleep with a customer unless he was extremely rich, famous, or sold drugs. saaaay what you want though. ;)
So your advice is to be obnoxiously loud, come in hard and fast like a starved lion, say whatever the hell I want, and laugh at your attempts to be authoritative? Then look you dead in the eyes make you feel like a butterfly and whisk you away to safety? I was hoping for a bit more of an adventure! ;)
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As a man, this really makes me feel ashamed of my own gender. Sigh.
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I was listening to before previously interrupted...joke
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We don't want to sleep with you. End of topic.
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Originally Posted by
inthemaking
I'm thinking I just show up feeling and looking amazing (easy part), find myself a table...and let the magic happen.
Other than that...any suggestions?
Go to the nearest pawn shop.
Buy a small caliber hand gun.
Load it, put it in your mouth
Pull the trigger...
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inthemaking
good thing I'm shameless
It's men like you with this kind of attitude who give us a bad name.
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it's alright Tia. While that's quite the blow to my ego...I still love you!
I guess I'm on my own here. Time to silence the haters :)
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inthemaking
My intuition and life experience leads me to believe that a stripper wouldn't sleep with a customer unless he was extremely rich, famous, or sold drugs.
It's extremely rich + famous. You lose.
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inthemaking
Is there any strip-club code I should be aware of?
In your case, Strip Club Code = Close your mouth + hand over your wallet.
I’m in an oddly mathematical mood tonight.
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The Other Owner
It's extremely rich + famous. You lose.
In your case, Strip Club Code = Close your mouth + hand over your wallet.
I’m in an oddly mathematical mood tonight.
If I wanted a man's advice I would have asked for it.
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Re: approaching a stripper as a man, not a customer
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inthemaking
If I wanted a man's advice I would have asked for it.
You need it before the women on here start ridiculing you. If you are a glutton for punishment, who am I to judge.
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inthemaking
If I wanted a man's advice I would have asked for it.
You're on a public forum dickhead. We all get to participate whether you like it or not...
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^ I'm the fourth man who has answered you.
Anyway, we men are being gentle on you. When the dancers get ahold of you in earnest, there will just be this empty envelope of a skin where your body once rested.
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This one is just too easy, its not even interesting.
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KS_Stevia
This one is just too easy, its not even interesting.
^^ So true.
There isn't even any sport in it anymore.
*le sigh*
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Re: approaching a stripper as a man, not a customer
inthemaking,
If you can be romantic like this guy then may be you could pull this thing off. Let me know if you want me to translate this into English. I have a feeling strippers in U.S. may not be able to understand Hindi. :)
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^ I don't think he stole her heart -- but she should steal that scarf.
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StripClubRegular
As a man, this really makes me feel ashamed of my own gender. Sigh.
+1000
But I got popcorn. Free for whomever wants it. Should be a good show.
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ITM. Here's how it works.
1. if you want the real answer, Paypal $1,500 to the dancer of your choice on this board. Then I'll tell you all you want to know.
2. "If you have to ask, you can't ... (afford it, pull it off, figure it out)"
3. If we told you, we'd have to "kill" you...or ourselves, which aint gonna happen.
4. The way to any woman's heart, ESPECIALLY a dancer who spends her life getting hit on by PLs with no looks/money/game/chance is to be respectful, fun and interesting. IF you do that, and IF she is interested and IF the stars align and lighting strikes twice on main street within one hour, you MIGHT get to know her real name. Beyond that, try vegas...the odds are better.
5. one of the best examples of that here on this board is TOO. Always respectful, honest and generous with his time (and in other ways as well). How he has treated the dancers is clearly reflected in the way he is treated by them here. Start with respect (and good tips) and let it flow.
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How's he posting, being banned?
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whirlerz
How's he posting, being banned?
He wasn't banned yesterday. The Santa-mod must have banned him over-night!
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I missed the obvious troll. This one is blatantly a troll and I suspect the alt of a another member. The only coke I've ever done is Coca Cola.