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At it again: Courtney Stodden goes for job in stripper heals
JOG! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I MEANT JOG lol Although she might try to get an actual job someday but who knows, not right now!
Her security guard wouldn't even get hired at the diviest strip club I've ever worked at.
Whenever I need a dose of retardedness I look this chick up and she always comes through!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ly-shorts.html
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LMAO I am loving the fact how hard she tries to be famous.
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I really can't bring myself to make fun of a 17-year old girl. I just feel very, very sorry for her, and furious at her parents for doing this to her.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b60...eatured_videos
Funny or die skit. Not that funny so I'm disappointed, I only giggled twice. :(
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That poor security guard looks about as young as she is, and he also looks like he borrowed his dad's oversized suit for the day...she's obviously not paying him that well if he can't buy a suit that fits.
She tries so incredibly hard to make herself into a stereotypical, cliched sex object...that poor girl. I can't even begin to imagine the problems she has...I wouldn't trade places with her for the world.
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firemaiden04
That poor security guard looks about as young as she is, and he also looks like he borrowed his dad's oversized suit for the day...she's obviously not paying him that well if he can't buy a suit that fits.
agreed he looks hilariously out of place and stupid, not a security guard or body guard at all, look closely he's putting his hand up to an imaginary ear-piece like he is a member of the secret service
next you'll see him talking into his watch LOL
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She's going to try for Playboy when she's finally legal, I bet. Nothing wrong with that, but it's quite sad the lengths people will go to for a bit of attention, negative though it may be.
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That dog looks ridiculous, luckily she looks even more ridiculous so it's not so bad. Jogging in stripper heels, what the actual fuck? I feel bad for her to some extent because she's clearly extremely screwed up and her parents have sold her out where they should have been protecting her. But, at 17 I at least semi had my shit together, whereas she's just making more of a fool of herself.
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talk about 'brand building' !!! Courtney will be a multi-millionaire before she reaches age 19 !
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those legs are skinnier than the stilettos shes standing on…
poor dog..
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Ok but i DO wish I had the volume she has with her hair…. Jealous…!!
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Who? What? ... ...
PINK HAIR WITH MATCHING PINK LEASH. I WANT TO KNOW!
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DanceMami
those legs are skinnier than the stilettos shes standing on…
poor dog..
It's a [hairless -ahem chinese crested] chihuahua. lmao they're supposed to be skinny
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I was referring to Courteys legs LOL
And I say poor dog for having to deal with that woman and its pink fur. :)
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I didn't think it would be possible for this story to become more bizarre, and then I watched the Funny or Die skit with Jason Alexander...
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When I see people like this girl, the Kardashians, Jersey Shore cast, etc... I have to wonder if they're really as dumb as they seem, because I'm sure as hell not making as much money as they are.
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I don't honestly think she is as dumb as she seems, I felt that way about Paris Hilton too. Just nobody could be that dumb, I just think she has no shame and knows she has no marketable talent so has to make a spectacle of herself to get the attention she may need. If Snookie can get rich so can she.
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I refuse to believe that she's actually as young as she says.
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I dont think she looks 16 either, but then again I went to high school with some girls that looked and dressed wayyy older then they were. For some odd reason I think she's kinda hot lol. Ill watch her reality show if she gets one!
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Melonie
talk about 'brand building' !!! Courtney will be a multi-millionaire before she reaches age 19 !
Probably... but something tells me there might be a brittany-like breakdown before 25... seriously who the hell gets married at 16?
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She seems nice but that dog is scary. How can she look at it?
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She... just... looks so old. If she really is 17 this exploitation is very, very sad. Side note, that kind of "heel" on the stilettos remind me of anal beads. I have no idea why. When girls wear them at work it's all I can think about. /:O
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She looks so old. She's going to look like a grandma when she hits 40.
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BringOnTheMen
oh my GOD I want her hair!
This. If I ever decide to go blonde, I might take her picture to my stylist.
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her shorts are adorable and her hair looks great. in that bikini photo, she does have a very young looking body. she looks like my best friend's kid sister when she wears her swimsuit.
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I still can't believe that girl is barely 17. It's a shock. She looks much older but I think she's trying to over compensate for her age difference. The whole wanting to be a woman too fast. Still can't believe her parents sold her off to the highest bidder. Or maybe it's all just a publicity stunt and she doesn't actually have sex with him at all. That could very well be the agreement.