Re: Dancing with wonky boobs
I had "wonky boobs" and did/do just fine.
If its not too noticeable then it won't be noticed in a dark club. Men are far less picky about our bodies than us women.
How "wonky" are we really talking? Hard to say without a picture.
BTW: Always keep in mind that titties are meant to be sisters, not twins.
Re: Dancing with wonky boobs
Even a lot of top pornstars have REALLY wonky boobs & bad boob jobs. I don't think it means anything, to be honest. Boobs are boobs. If you're already hired at the club, there's no need to worry unless you have a crazy manager who always goes on firing sprees or something. If you're really worried, tell your manager they are still in the process of dropping, but they are healed so you're ok to go back to work.
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God that is so true Glamour! I have seen some very popular porn chicks with AWFUL boob jobs. I'm talking obviously uneven, rippling like crazy and lumpy. Yet they still make money dancing/doing porn/camming. I doubt you will have much of a problem at the club with the way most clubs are lit
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There's a non-extras girl at my club who has one of the most botched boob jobs I've ever seen, and she still does extremely well. Men just don't seem to notice that her tits look like lumpy squares when she takes her top off on stage. There's a few that do, but most of the guys are dumb and don't really pay attention to detail. Soooo I'm almost positive that no one will notice a slight unevenness on you :)
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Thanks ladies I feel a lot better! Especially after looking at some porn sites haha
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Mine are slightly wonky... I would like to fix it (one has very mild bottoming out) but it seems like a lot of risk for the sake of a 1cm difference so I just leave it. Ive never had a customer complain yet. Most exclaim "holy crap those are the best boobs ever"... said it a million times... guys are dumb. Other dancers are way more likely to notice then the men.
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My first day, I worked with an 40yo dancer, with wonky tits (first thing i noticed) and a wonk as HELL nose....She makes money off younger guys who wont give me the time of day, sometimes....I was just shocked though. I really think guys dont notice or care about little things like that much unless they see you up close and it grosses them out or they are just picky mean jerks who want someone as close to perfect as humanly possible, but really....personality goes a looong way.
Re: Dancing with wonky boobs
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BTW: Always keep in mind that titties are meant to be sisters, not twins.
Hahaha Love this!