Odd old man doing odd things itc O.o
This incident happened yesterday while the club was still semi-dead. And just a brief history on the man I'm talking about: He's very old and stout, we call him "Santa" in the DR, due to his particular physique...He is a club regular, but never buys dances, and only tips a select few girls (very well, though). Mostly, he sits in the back and chats for a long time with the girls that he tips. He CLAIMS that he is a psychologist writing a book about dancers, but I grilled him about the whole thing and nothing he has to say is any kind of standpoint that a psychologist would take. I think he's a lonely, sleazy old man, but it's ok for the most part.
Anyway, what happened was: I was on stage, dancing for the one customer who was sitting at it the stage. The customer was very into it (and tipping me like a motherrrrfuckerrrrr [slipping me twenties on the stage]), and I was really enjoying myself because the guy was clean and attractive, had lots of money and was mildly interesting when were chatting before my set. Then, randomly, Santa comes up behind my customer and starts acting out all of the moves he wants me to do, nodding his head yes, thumbs up, the works. I tried to kinda laugh it off and ignore him (no, Santa was not leaving a tip for me this time). The worst part was that my customer-dude could SEE HIM in the mirrors across the room the whole damn time! This guy was being blatant about it, too. Seriously, Santa.....Killin it. So yeah. Oddest thing by far that I have experienced in my short time dancing. Enormous WTF moment. He continued doing awkward shit like that for the rest of his duration at the club. WHAT DO I DO WHEN HE COMES BACK! He makes it really hard to avoid/ignore him!:-\
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^ If that's all you've had to encounter dancing so far and your scared of that god help ya. You are going to encounter hell of alot worse than that like drunk guys trying to grab your tits and pussy, guys on drugs maybe a drunk guy throwing up on you etc, etc. You should do a search and read around at the horid things girls have had to encounter here and that will seem like childs play to you.
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I'm not scared off by it. It was amusing for the most part. I've encountered much worse (vagina grabbers, tittie-lickers/biters, getting grabbed while on stage of all places, being violently shoved down and held against a guy's crotch during a lap dance and not being able to fight back). I was more looking for other funny/irritating stories like this that are more involved than just a customer saying something fucked up or stupid, and it was also a question of how do I tell him to kindly fuck off without being rude....Thanks for the unwelcoming input, though. I used the word "odd", not "traumatizing". And I'm well aware that, aside from other shit that's happened to me, the worst is yet to come. I've seen a number of girls come out of the lap dance booth raging because they just had a load blown on them, among other things. A girl got sent to the hospital last week because another dancer busted her face open. Those are things that scare me. Old Santa-looking men who try to give me a physical rundown on how I should dance are strange and out of the ordinary. Just my opinion. Maybe that's something you personally see every day, though....Sure as hell stood out to me, anyway.
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He is probably a lost cause... but you could simply tell him that he made you feel uncomfortable the last time he came in and you could tell him how he ruined your business for you by making your customer uncomfortable, then ask him to either stop or please stay way.
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lifetravelergirl
He is probably a lost cause... but you could simply tell him that he made you feel uncomfortable the last time he came in and you could tell him how he ruined your business for you by making your customer uncomfortable, then ask him to either stop or please stay way.
You could always ask for a tip, when he's trying to get you to do something, look him in the eye and do the old fingers rubbing together payme sign. If he tips big for other girls then he can tip big for you. Think green!
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But you started a thread about it. I've been around her for 8 years giving tons of useful advise since I've been a traveling dancer for years and since you've had so much worse happen to you as the horrible things that happened to you and your co workers at your club you should have no problem um ignoring a cusomer that doesn't really spend any money except for a bit on a handful of girls. I guess I just don't understand why a whole thread was started about some silly scting santa customer you could just ignore since he doesn't spend any money on you and I'm not use to seeing this everyday as I'm too busy with spending customers or the vip room I don't pay attention to such trivial things going on in the club.
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michele11
But you started a thread about it. I've been around her for 8 years giving tons of useful advise since I've been a traveling dancer for years and since you've had so much worse happen to you as the horrible things that happened to you and your co workers at your club you should have no problem um ignoring a cusomer that doesn't really spend any money except for a bit on a handful of girls. I guess I just don't understand why a whole thread was started about some silly scting santa customer you could just ignore since he doesn't spend any money on you and I'm not use to seeing this everyday as I'm too busy with spending customers or the vip room I don't pay attention to such trivial things going on in the club.
Michele, think, newbie suprised by something very distracting on a pretty slow night, give her sometime to get the blinders working right.
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TacoPrincess
I was more looking for other funny/irritating stories like this that are more involved than just a customer saying something fucked up or stupid, and it was also a question of how do I tell him to kindly fuck off without being rude....
THAT'S why she started the thread. We have threads devoted to sillier things, so I really don't see the big deal.
OP - Definitely try and get him to tip you next time, and if he won't, just give your undivided attention to those who are!
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kissykins
You could always ask for a tip, when he's trying to get you to do something, look him in the eye and do the old fingers rubbing together payme sign. If he tips big for other girls then he can tip big for you. Think green!
Good thinking ^_^ . This reminded me of a customer I used to call Evil Santa Clause. He was shaped like Santa Clause and he only liked very small, very young girls and he struck me as a child molester. So I guess I was thinking of Evil Santa Clause when I replied to the OP. (He even had the white beard thing going)