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Stealing for mah Facebook....
Also stealing.
Pretty accurate, especially the first and fourth one lol. Friends swear it is so easy..
haha 1st and 4th dead on.
I've seen theses on fbook for different topics and was wondering, if there was one for strippers!! Omg thank you for posting this!!
Oh god! Right on! Man, if I didn't have family on my facebook, I'd start sending that one around. Priceless
I love this! Thanks for posting!
GLAD U LADIES LIKE IT I FOUND IT ON A TUMBLR CALLED "STRIPPERARMY". if i wanst trying to be all hush hush about my double life id post it to my facebook. but it definitely made me laugh during my case of the mondays . IF you would like to make your own here's the link w/ the template ....this should be fun http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/...-thinks-you-do
Lmfao OMG so true!
Posted this on my fb. Out of the 12 people who "liked" it, 7 were strippers, 4 were strip club/sex industry workers, and one was my History professor from last year }:D
Oh wow, I was looking for one for stripping! I just made one as well. I'm not sure how to post images on here (it doesn't seem to be working?). But this is the link:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....qcoo1_1280.jpg
About 10 or so people liked it on facebook. All of them work in the industry! (The rest were perplexed).
^I love yours so much!!!!!
Me too! Especially the mom one!
Love the second one! I told my mom I was working in my school's kitchen when I started stripping :D
Very good!
Hah i made one of these the other day too :)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-svH_fJn96G...atthinkido.jpg
^^^^omg I'm like crying laughing from that one....5 omg
Nice!! I didn't know there was a template you could use. I'd made this one the other day
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So funny !!
These are all great. The last two especially in my experience. Strangers I speak to equate stripping with prostitution.
They left out the coke snorting and 300 baby daddies
/dead/
There needs to be lines of coke on an ass cheek somewhere on there!
And customers swear we know where the drugs are at ... I get asked like 5 times a shift. Do you know Molly? ...you know anyone that likes to party?. And this ones my favorite "I know you have some drugs on you".
I had a guy on Saturday night say he didn't want a dance, but he'd pay me to sit with him. I had just come out of a long VIP and the club had gone quiet, so I told him I was happy to sit with him whilst I took a break-but after that he would have to pay me.
He tried to pay me in Coke. Lol