"Fake Boobs", Am I the only one who feels this way? O_o ...
I hate it when girls at work (and customers) ask if my boobs are fake. I fucking hate it. And wtf? I mean if a guy is walking kinda stiff and lifting one of his legs without bending it no one asks, "Is your leg fake?" "Is your eye fake?" Fake, fake, fake... Why do my breasts suddenly become "fake" after augmentation? Is it because people prefer a simple four letter word? Is this an aspect of the KFC generation? We gotta use small words and abbreviations for everything? Or do people ask if boobs are "fake" as a way of showing that they disapprove or in the case of customers is it because it is easier to objectify us if they can start out by identifying a part of our body as "fake" like it makes us more fake, more of an object, easier to objectify us, etc., etc?
And I fucking hate it when girls in the dressing room ask, "Can I feel them?" Like, "Oh wow... look at those fake tits, god they are so fucking obvious and strange, can I feel them, they must feel totally weird?" (That was my imaginary scenario of what they are thinking when they ask, "Those are fake huh, can I feel em?" Does anyone else hate all this as much as I do or am I alone in this?
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I find it annoying because I think its pretty obvious that a 118lb 5'7" athletic girl didn't grow a set of round, perky DDs. Its like they are just trying to make conversation but are too stupid to think of anything intelligent to say.
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I always try to sell a dance out of that line.. Are they fake?
Well why don't I take you upstairs and you can find out ;)
It works some of the time *shrugs*
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kaiarose
I always try to sell a dance out of that line.. Are they fake?
Well why don't I take you upstairs and you can find out ;)
It works some of the time *shrugs*
kaia i love your positive attitude!!! instead of me complaining and getting pissy about dumb guys then having it ruin my vibe and therefore my money for the night, i need to thihnk like this ;) i love your positivity!!
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I hate when they point at my boobs and go, "So, how much did those cost?" with a smug smile. Like, yeah, bitch, I see you trying to pretend your boobs are real. But me, Mr.Fucktard, I know the truth. I know your dirty little secret. You have fake boobs.
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The strangest thing I had a girl ask me whether my ass was fake... That was just weird to me.
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Kisca
No I don't get mad.. But I actually don't get that a lot. At my old clubs girls knew I had my boobs done and it was a dive w girls that had more real tits than fake gave me dirty looks and said i shouldn't have since I'm so petite I don't need boobs -- uhm wtf? At the club now 80% of the girls have fake tits it's well known for so when a guys asks me I just play dumb and say "you should find out yourself". The strangest thing I had a girl ask me whether my ass was fake... That was just weird to me.
lol! I have been asked if my ass was fake on several occasions. Or if I had gotten injections. People are weird.
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Jessie_tinydancer
I find it annoying because I think its pretty obvious that a 118lb 5'7" athletic girl didn't grow a set of round, perky DDs. Its like they are just trying to make conversation but are too stupid to think of anything intelligent to say.
We have a girl like this, literally 90lbs, 5'2", with DDs... anytime she's on stage, custies will ask if her boobs are fake. I'm always like "Are you a fucking idiot? Considering that's the only fat on her body..." Also, "well, they're there aren't they?"
Customers are just stupid in general. I often get asked if my tattoos are real... Naw I draw this shit on before my shift. Considering lots of customers hate body mods, it seems like a smart idea to pretend to have a bunch...
Ooohh and the other best comments. "Your boobs are nice even though they're small." "Your boobs are nice even though they're fake."
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My favorite batches are female customers. They love to point and whisper when I'm onstage. One time I strolled by and said "Talking shit about me won't make your tits grow miraculously". They all turned beet red and left. Bitches. >:( I hate female customers.
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they point at my boobs and go, "So, how much did those cost?" with a smug smile
correct answer is ... "$300 per half hour ( or whatever ) in the VIP room, are you ready ?"
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I hate when people ask if they are REAL.. like ok? Well they're not imaginary!!
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babylovexxx
I hate when people ask if they are REAL.. like ok? Well they're not imaginary!!
You'll just have to forgive us for this. In the presence of attractive, semi-nude women, our ability to converse is severely reduced. I've never asked because I always considered it rude, just like I'd never ask anyone ever if they've had any surgery done.
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SuperJa
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Ooohh and the other best comments. "Your boobs are nice even though they're small." "Your boobs are nice even though they're fake."
I can see how a guy would think he's paying you a compliment here, so I'd reply with a backhanded compliment as well. Or just take comfort in knowing he's paying money to be near you.
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BringOnTheMen
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But I really do hate the guys. A week ago there was this group of kids at my stage not tipping and at the end one of them stood up with a dollar in his hand so I reached out to take it and he held it back and asked if my boobs were fake. I said yes and tried to take the dollar again but he held it back again and asked if he could touch them. I told him no so he put the dollar in his pocket and left. Fucking asshole.
Ok, that's pretty fucked up. I know you girls don't need the sympathy of other customers, but in cases like that I go out of my way to tip a girl or get a dance if she's being harrassed.
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Just tell them they're not fake, you grew them yourself and be done with it.
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Addison
I hate when they point at my boobs and go, "So, how much did those cost?" with a smug smile. Like, yeah, bitch, I see you trying to pretend your boobs are real. But me, Mr.Fucktard, I know the truth. I know your dirty little secret. You have fake boobs.
Like their shrimp-dicks wouldn't get a surgically enhanced dick if they could. Thus, why fake non-attached dicks sell so much.
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I am so in love with the size of my boobs that when I sit down and think it through really I dont give a crap about the comments...yes they get annoying but bc I have an hourglass body mine even tho large look real..So people have a hard time telling if they r real or fake...Overall I dont care waht others think bc I got my boobs for me and I am in love with them so f everybody really..if they dont like them then they can look the other damn direction..No sweat off my ass..
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