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Sounds like this woman has a little psychiatrist heal thyself issue
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Elektra Luxx
So bf was on the recliner texting and looking serious. So I straddle him, slide under his arms, pull up my t-shirt and put my boobies in his face. He gets pissy and says "I'm texting with work!"
When we first started going together he would put his head under my shirt and rub face all over. *sigh*
The honeymoon is over.
Sorry about that. But try to look on the bright side: your boyfriend has a JOB. :)
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Elektra Luxx
So bf was on the recliner texting and looking serious. So I straddle him, slide under his arms, pull up my t-shirt and put my boobies in his face. He gets pissy and says "I'm texting with work!"
When we first started going together he would put his head under my shirt and rub face all over. *sigh*
The honeymoon is over.
Are you sure he is still alive?
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Some weirdo has been harassing a friend across her social media accounts. I had noticed a string of strange replies to one of her YouTube videos which sounder stalkersh, definitely unsettling. Then the guy messages ME asking if I know where she is, because she hadn't posted in a week. I had never interacted with him before. He supposedly lives in a very far away country and his posts haven't been threatening- yet- but you never know.
What should she do? I'm afraid that blocking might anger him, but if she puts him on ignore he'll just make new accounts.
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AChildOfBoredom
I’m starting to understand something. I was at a friend’s place earlier, and I looked at the catalogs she kept. Victoria’s Secret, various clothing and home goods catalogs, etc. You go to my place, it’s quite different… Snap-On Tools, NAPA, Grainger, Harbor Freight, et. al.
They have calendars about kittens and picturesque landscapes; I have calendars about Caterpillar construction equipment and Kenworth trucks.
Some people consider the ability to tell a Phillips screwdriver from a ratchet handle an attractive quality.
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I went to this massage place. It looked like a legit place with nice furnishings and such. I guess they were one of the brothel type parlors because right away the lady at the desk eyed me and told me that they don't massage women. I've been having sciatic pain and achy legs. I just wanted to get a massage. One of my friends said that maybe she thought that I was an undercover LE. Really though, if I was an LE I'm pretty sure pregnant LE are forced to work at a desk doing sit down stuff once their pregnancy becomes obvious, not out in the field trying to bust people or make arrests. My belly is visibly pregnant.
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^^^
I'm just playing it up. Everything's great!
I wear as little as possible when I'm home. Plus I'm always doing chores or sunning myself on the balcony or the beach with no clothes. Plus, plus, I'm always flashing him or sending him boobie pics. So he's used to seeing me.
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We will have to hack his phone.
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Djoser
Christ they had a high school reunion and so weird to see them all weak and flabby in pictures (Facebook). I didn't go, too far away and for the most part high school sucked anyway, I'd rather not remember that shit. :D
Copy and paste. Except my long-time crush was going to be there. I thought about going, but decided the past should remain in the past. We're all different people now, so what's there to talk about? My Summer project of cleaning up my childhood home cemented this for me.
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I'm a horrible cook. My mom fed us out of Hamburger Helper boxes half of the time. I'm going to start teaching myself. I hate not knowing how to make things more complicated than fried chicken.
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Did you find out what your doctor was charged with?
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slowpoke
Did you find out what your doctor was charged with?
Not yet. I'll see how this appointment goes. The "vacation" may very well be a vacation since she has family in India she visits.
Or it could be a short jail term. I don't know if her name would reappear on the roster in that case. It's likely to be a very minor charge.
Still would rather not roll the dice with a new doctor, if one was actually taking new patients. When I searched within a two-hour radius, she was the top result.
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If it was a serious charge they probably made her surrender her passport.
I would be so curious I would check with the District and County Clerks offices.
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You can save money knowing how to actually cook real food.
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Why are the people who don’t buy from me usually the most hospitable people?
They offer me water n such.
Maybe they feel guilty so they offer me ... something
In my head, I’m like thanks for the drink but I’d much rather have the money lol
The people who buy from me do not offer drinks even in the dead of summer. It’s cool though cause with the proceeds from the sale I’ll just buy my own drink later
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Djoser
Christ they had a high school reunion and so weird to see them all weak and flabby in pictures (Facebook). I didn't go, too far away and for the most part high school sucked anyway, I'd rather not remember that shit. :D
Lol at weak n flabby.
Did they have bird chests and chicken legs too?
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slowpoke
You can save money knowing how to actually cook real food.
I tell myself this all the time.
But then I like that “pampered” feeling of not having to spend time/gas foraging for groceries, time it takes to prep, time and energy it takes to slave over hot stove, nor the time and energy to clean up the huge mess.
i wonder how much I save in gas to the grocery store, water to run the dishwasher, and time that I’ll never get back doing all the above?
I suppose it’s always gonna be a trade off of one (time) for the other (money)
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I wish stripper webs was live so I wouldn’t have to entertain myself online.
Okay I’m logging out now
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miss.a.p1600
Lol at weak n flabby.
Did they have bird chests and chicken legs too?
"Weak and flabby" made me laugh out loud for real yesterday. Some guy in chat was like
"prvt bb"
......"lol?"
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hand maids tale is gonna make me tired as shit tomorrow. it's bed time bitch.
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Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.
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Elektra Luxx
Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.
I keep mine close-cropped, as neatly trimmed as possible. Otherwise, it gets out of control. I am glad to see that beards are more popular; I don't think any man couldn't be improved by growing one. Obama could rock a sharp goatee.
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Elektra Luxx
^^^
I'm just playing it up. Everything's great!
I wear as little as possible when I'm home. Plus I'm always doing chores or sunning myself on the balcony or the beach with no clothes. Plus, plus, I'm always flashing him or sending him boobie pics. So he's used to seeing me.
Had an ex who would come out of the shower and do the gymnast leg spread thing, knowing I could never resist diving in, even when we were not getting along ha ha. Course she didn't do it as much then. But still. ;D
It was one of the best things about her
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Elektra Luxx
Okay, here's something random...I like a scruffy beard on a guy. My bf has scruffy beard and I like the way it feels. I like to rub my feet on his scruff when we're...umm...talking.
That is interesting to imagine. You must watch a lot of Gunsmoke episodes on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od3EgW0RLwo
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R-209
I keep mine close-cropped, as neatly trimmed as possible. Otherwise, it gets out of control. I am glad to see that beards are more popular; I don't think any man couldn't be improved by growing one. Obama could rock a sharp goatee.
Ooooh! Very nice! Another place to rub on!