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I'm 100 percent serious here......................
Now that Tom Brady is indeed the GOAT.....I wonder if his diet is going to get super popular. I'm sure a lot of athletes are doing something like that in hopes of getting similar results.
Not everyone can afford that kind of strict diet so I keep wondering about this because only people who can afford to copy the diet can compare their results.
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It’s like a perfect description of the human condition…
https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s
I don’t know how I ended up going down a YouTube rabbit hole of crocodile videos, especially since it all started with me watching some Lustrelux videos, but I have no regrets.
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It’s like a perfect description of the human condition…
https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s
I don’t know how I ended up going down a YouTube rabbit hole of crocodile videos, especially since it all started with me watching some Lustrelux videos, but I have no regrets.
That crocodile was me when I would see a customer sitting with a huge stack of money on their table at strip clubs. LOL.
https://youtu.be/wgKzAxFeA5s?t=99
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So I did something stupid.
I had some bloodwork done and was worried about one level in particular. Somehow, it occurred to me to wonder if i might be able to look up my results on the lab's website.
I could. And I did.
There were a lot more results to scroll through than I thought. The one I wanted was way at the bottom, and it was fine. I knew this from a previous test.
Then I noticed one result was high. I didn't know what it was so you know what I had to do...
WHY would they allow a patient to access their results before a doctor could interpret them correctly? They should have known I couldn't help myself. I had over a week to panic and assume the worst case scenario. But everything is fine, aside from my cholesterol which is high, probably from stressing myself out over stuff like this.
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So a bunch of these turned up in the shop…
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and with us being… us… we began thinking of humorous and cringeworthy ways to apply those.
This was one of my contributions to that
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I don't get auto-tuning.
It’s for when you won’t let an inability to sing get in your way. Or a way for record companies to create “just add water” one-hit wonders.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOsmhEl6ufc
38 Kids is a lot!!! I really like the good that they're doing but how does one have a personal connection, enough funds, working, etc with that many children?
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I don't get auto-tuning.
Clean and gap the spark plugs, adjust the dwell, new condenser, things like that.
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Ok I can understand the whole virgin stuff - but "expeller pressed" - seems kinda harsh if it was a first date
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One of our swing shift mechanics is about to go on vacation, so for the day before he started it, he asked to work a day shift rather than take an additional day off, and I ended up having to share my shop bay with him. So we reached an agreement where we'd share my Bluetooth speaker, because our music tastes don't coincide. So his playlist is fairly eclectic… mostly country, though, though some other stuff as well. One of the songs which came on was this:
https://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk
After a couple minutes of that, I ask him if he’s fucking serious. He says he likes to blast it when he drops his kids off at school, and they’ll scramble to get out of the car as soon as he stops. Poor kids.
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One of our swing shift mechanics is about to go on vacation, so for the day before he started it, he asked to work a day shift rather than take an additional day off, and I ended up having to share my shop bay with him. So we reached an agreement where we'd share my Bluetooth speaker, because our music tastes don't coincide. So his playlist is fairly eclectic… mostly country, though, though some other stuff as well. One of the songs which came on was this:
https://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk
After a couple minutes of that, I ask him if he’s fucking serious. He says he likes to blast it when he drops his kids off at school, and they’ll scramble to get out of the car as soon as he stops. Poor kids.
Hahaha. I love it.
I hope to return the favor to my future children. When my mother was busy my dad would roll up in front of the school honking the horn thinking it was hilarious when he was dropping us off. LOL! The cringe! lol.
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One of the songs which came on was this:
The Boondocks sampled it in a song and episode about closeted gay rappers:
https://youtu.be/iQWk3Gfhi5E
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Stabler returns April 1st!
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Who was the first woman who let a guy cum in her mouth? Cum is basically just mucus with sperm cells. So it’s like someone is sneezing in your mouth almost.
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I'd guess it happened 200,000 years or so ago, sitting around the cave on a winter day
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^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?
I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”
The crazy things we humans use to believe in.
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Who was the first woman who let a guy cum in her mouth? Cum is basically just mucus with sperm cells. So it’s like someone is sneezing in your mouth almost.
Most likely a Roman courtesan.
The truth of humanity means no fetish is intrinsically weird.
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^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?
I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”
The crazy things we humans use to believe in.
This is so in the zeitgeist - I even read an article where the "battery" part of the vibrator was as big as a carriage and had to be drawn around with horses - no hiding that one! Before they were invented Drs had to do "manual manipulation" (their quotes) so this really was a thing. I would love to have been the first Dr who pulled up in two carriages to Lady Twomberly's London residence to try the new device..."Same time next week?"
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When people talk about how ‘extreme’ a vocalist Maria Brink (from In This Moment) is, I can’t help but laugh. It would be kinda vain for me to say, “well, you’ve never seen me in action”, but I can tell them they’ve never seen Runnhild in action
https://youtu.be/c4vLzXzgkkc
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When people talk about how ‘extreme’ a vocalist Maria Brink (from In This Moment) is, I can’t help but laugh. It would be kinda vain for me to say, “well, you’ve never seen me in action”, but I can tell them they’ve never seen Runnhild in action
https://youtu.be/c4vLzXzgkkc
Amazing! Not sure about Maria Brink, but I ve always thought that Otep in her first albums was amazingly extreme. Well I mean I thought until I saw this video ahah
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TMI, It's a beautiful morning to randomly start my period while in bed at 5am. I'm in a single bed too with only one pair of clothes so I rushed to the bathroom to avoid blood stains. I had a feeling it would come so I brought my sponge just in case this time and I was right lol.
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I just finished my bath at the hotel and it was everything I thought it would be LOL!! Dang it I want a bathtub at home.
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^^^most likely...lol. “ I wonder what happens if I put my penis is this mouth hole instead.” Also, you know a cave men probably did a lot crazy things with their penis. (Or penises)?
I went to a play about how vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women...lol. Pretty crazy to think of going to the doctors office and having him get me off. I have a hot doctor. I’m going to tell him I think I have hysteria and I need a “treatment”
The crazy things we humans use to believe in.
One theory
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical...emale-hysteria
On the other hand
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...octors/569446/