just been on awesome holiday, summarised by lots of: good beer, sun, schnitzel, cowbell, sex.
Sad to be back.
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just been on awesome holiday, summarised by lots of: good beer, sun, schnitzel, cowbell, sex.
Sad to be back.
"Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house, like a lot of houses. A yard like a lot of other yards. On a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years, I still look back...with wonder."
-The Wonder Years/Kevin/Daniel Stern...whoever said this.
It really hit home. Love that show.
Julie Condra is so damn hot...fuuuuuuuu I would drink her bath water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8VTf9E3E-s
Catfish is fucking crazy!
so is love and hip hop...but in a good way :D
I'm bored, I think I'll go watch a movie online and post another Craigslist ad for fun.
sometimes I forget that not everyone can talk as openly about sex as I and some of my friends can... was talking to some friends about penises again (man I worship penis), cockmachines (penis vending machines), cocks growing on trees etc etc. two other friends were sitting there looking at each other like "again..." and giving us looks, obviously embarassed to be associated with us.
I really don't like prudes but I guess I just have to accept that not everyone feels comfortable talking about the wonderful thing that is the cock. or the pussy. or tits!
I got a random call from some douche "lawyer" telling me that a suit has been filed against me for some loan I took out, and that I had 40 minutes to pay or cops would deliver a subpoena to my house or job, and I'd get arrested. Also, he said after that I'd have to appear in court. He got mad when I asked him questions, and said he didn't have to prove himself to me.
Like hell he doesn't! Calling me about $745 and you can't even tell me when this "loan" was issued? Yeah right. And it sounded like he was at a call center. At first I was scared because I'm like I've never been in trouble, this "loan" is not on my credit report (guess he thought I wouldn't/couldn't check?), and no unauthorized deposits had been made on my account.
Well, I researched this "Instant Cash" company he claimed to be calling for, and it doesn't even exist. There were many complaints about calls from this so called company with the same threats. So, if anyone gets a call like this, just hang up. It's a scam.
Turns out one of my online dating profiles has the lowest rating possible by viewers! Bachelorhood: confirmed.
This is a scam going around and it's affecting a lot of people. It's mostly coming out of India (no surprise)and it's coming from people who got information from call centers. Makes me sick knowing not only are we outsourcing jobs (which I find immoral)but these slimeballs are getting the info. I had someone from India not long ago try to hack my Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Lestat that stinks because you are such a great guy who offers a lot to women. I'm sure eventually you will find a nice woman who appreciates a man like you.
Speaking of dating, I asked the man I like if we are going to go downtown Chicago with a couple who are mutual friends and he said "I invited other people". What? you yourself said it would be a great day with the 4 of us now you invited other people? Or did you just say that? By other people he could mean his mom and his sisters. This weekend I am putting it on the lay, which I should have done MONTHS ago. I am going to flat out tell him I am interested in him but if he's not interested in dating and (this is the important thing)MAKING AN ACTUAL DATE then I am not going to bother. For quite sometime he's been telling me he wants to take me out, we make a date then something comes up (and a few times it was something that came up for me to be honest). I've considered bringing a platonic male friend to an event to make im jealous because this has worked in the past, but not sure for him.
He is not gay.
"Started from the bottom now we here" is so fucking unspecific as to be completely meaningless. You could still be at the bottom, bitch.
I bought some glow in the dark nail polish because I'm depressed and I buy shit when I'm depressed, and it doesn't work, so now I want to kick someone in the cunt and drink a milkshake...
I need to cheer the hell up before work tonight :( I'm on vacation all next week from my other job so there's really no excuse to not go in and make money...
Stupid question of the week.
Manager at the American Legion bar: "I need to get more flags".
Member of Legion: "what kind of flags".
Duh, this is an AMERICAN Legion so wouldn't flags be American?
omg just been introduced to bro science
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORPY4HG5TOc
haha
online dating is hard work!
Oh man I love having 1k in my purse, hate having to give about half of it to the club :thumbsdow
When I move I'm finding a no commission place.
OMG worst date ever!