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I am watching my little brother today, and he has Autism and Down's. He only says certain things, and while we were walking from the parking lot to my apartment, I had to say "excuse me" to two men doing maintenance work. So my little brother looks around the gate I was trying to get him past and says, "MOVE IT!" He picked this particular habit up from my mother always telling her three huge dogs to move it when she's trying to maneuver him around them. I have slept for about eight hours total over the past two days, and could hardly apologize between laughs. I know my little brother is disabled and whatever, but he is an asshole, and it is why we get along.
I need coffee.
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I've been living at trader joe's for the last couple of months & love the wine & Organic. I've given up the grocer & know the people by name It's funny.
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^It is making me laugh because I can't imagine you laughing. :D I am not being a b!
Lately I have started to laugh more because things are getting much better. I am far more reserved though than perhaps I should be. I am letting things not bother me as much which is helping (like quitting online dating which really sucked).
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^ I'm Sorry & in my thoughts whirz to get better..& next place.
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After a naturopath friend of mine insisted, "It sounds crazy, but try it!" I've started "ETF" or "Tapping". I'm sceptical by nature, so we'll see how it goes ::)...
I do feel calm afterwards, but I've yet to see results i.e. decreased pain/healing. Maybe I have to heal myself emotionally first /:O?
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My cat is meowing his head off, and instead of feeding him, I'm just meowing right back at him in different tones... and he keeps responding with various facial expressions and more meows.
It's highly entertaining for some reason.
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My cat does that too and it's funny. He lets out this loud meow when I keep doing it. He has another meow that I swear sounds like mom.
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British summertime blah!, I will watch my favourite American tv shows online!
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My cat does that too and it's funny. He lets out this loud meow when I keep doing it. He has another meow that I swear sounds like mom.
They're probably like "WTF Mom stop it, you don't speak cat"
I was doing it to his sister once and after one of my meows, her eyes got huge, ears pinned, and she turned around and took off. Apparently I said something really offensive, haha.
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awww kitties! I live next door to a lady, she got two baby twin (or looked like) kitties, beige & white striped, they were in the window looking at me w/their lil' button eyes, & climbing the screen soooo sweetsie!
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Lately I have started to laugh more because things are getting much better. I am far more reserved though than perhaps I should be. I am letting things not bother me as much which is helping (like quitting online dating which really sucked).
That is great to hear! It is ok to be reserved. Much better than being abrasive and obnoxious.
My dad is living with me for the next 6-12 months while he finishes up a contract here. Yesterday was his first day and it only took about three hours for me to ask him to be quiet. I wanted to drive into a wall. He talks sooooo much. I know he is excited (good contract) but I can't stand the constant yapping. I think I hurt his feelings. :( Sorry, Dad!
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Ive been so good lately but yesterday and today I've had crazy cravings to get hustled by pretty girls
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Guy at work thought I should respond to contract proposals even if I agreed 100% with his assessment, so I suggested the following...
Me: I guess if I agree with what you say, I could just follow up saying "Ditto"
Him: Yeah, that would work. At least I would know you saw it.
Me: But what if someone confuses us with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze?
Him: *blank stare*
I am so annoyed my mind makes these kinds of connections easily! :p
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I have already begun my day by making coffee and pulling up a Word document to revamp my résumé, and I intend to clean my apartment, make stir fry, and go for a run later. For a night owl at barely 10AM, this is big news. I am really thankful to know that I can continue to pay my bills by stripping, but the prospect of steady pay, benefits, and not being groped by strangers multiple times a night is nice. I am wondering though if it is appropriate to list on my résumé that I am frequently told I have the best boobs in the club, or if "stripper spidey senses allow me to predict and circumvent imminent attempts at nipple-licking and neck-kissing with an estimated 99% accuracy" translates to any other real-world skills...?
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I have already begun my day by making coffee and pulling up a Word document to revamp my résumé, and I intend to clean my apartment, make stir fry, and go for a run later. For a night owl at barely 10AM, this is big news. I am really thankful to know that I can continue to pay my bills by stripping, but the prospect of steady pay, benefits, and not being groped by strangers multiple times a night is nice. I am wondering though if it is appropriate to list on my résumé that I am frequently told I have the best boobs in the club, or if "stripper spidey senses allow me to predict and circumvent imminent attempts at nipple-licking and neck-kissing with an estimated 99% accuracy" translates to any other real-world skills...?
Yeah! with you on this..don't forget our outstanding Sales Skillz!
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^Hahaha, I plan to list my "in-house sales and marketing work" under the tax pseudonyms of clubs I've worked at. You can bet your ass that I met or exceeded each night's individual goals by working with a variety of customers one-on-one...
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Ewww!!! Neck kissing!!! Soooo gross. Hired!
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Sometimes shit pisses me off and I feel like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLZuGmyY4k
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My erection is her promise & this had nothing to do with this post^
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Random issue: I don't know if it's the fact that I'm 5'10'' combined with having big thighs but no matter what cut I buy, shorts always end up completely in my ass after a few steps. And like, offensively so. I'm not even talking booty shorts. The only thing that helps is if I wear spanx underneath(which means I have to roll them to make sure they aren't visible).
I think it's the thighs. Mine do that to shorts too :( I just wear dresses now.
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OMG just realized I have now been dancing for 10 years!, I remember starting in August then being soo happy when my money went up in winter, happy memories.
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Have you ever drank a bit too much liquid before bed, go to sleep, and have a dream where in the dream you really have to use the restroom, find a restroom in the dream, and start to relieve yourself, then wake up and realize you peed a little bit IRL? No? Ummm, yeah...me neither!
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I love clean sheets right out of the drier with heavy fabric softener, I got a 1500ct set for Christmas from a former friend, miss her.
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My one neighbor's a complete JACKASS, he owns a crappy little store that barely anyone patronizes, so he is all up in his (female) tenant's biz (like he tried to be in mine, I blew him off though)..now he threw me under the bus to her & she won't let me pet her dog (who adores me) what.ever
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I think the neighbor kids are stalking me... they knocked off the doorbell ringing shit, but now I'll take the dog out and they will literally appear from behind bushes, "Can we pet your dog?!" The other day I pulled into my driveway and as soon as I got out of the car, one ran up to me. Creeperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
(Also I really don't get their fascination with my dog... they both have their own dogs...)