1 of my fav christmas songs is "santa baby" by madonna - love the m.monroe spin she puts on it.
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1 of my fav christmas songs is "santa baby" by madonna - love the m.monroe spin she puts on it.
I couldn't find a thread for random venting, so here I am! I go to Core power yoga and do cleaning in return for unlimited yoga practice. It's way cool.. But sometimes there's some really arrogant people there. Last night I had very little sleep and my shift is at 7:30 so I decided screw it, my room mate was leaving early so I would be able to get the coach out and take it there so I wouldn't have to bike it. Awesome!
I get there and all is well. I'm cleaning and stuff and this kid is at the desk. This middle aged woman comes in with her mat. She's all looking out the window and shit and starts talking shit about my hearse like its the most disgusting thing in the god damn world. And this kid doesn't realize it's my car. So I'm wiping down the counters listening to this woman just go off about a car. Look man I understand not everyone likes them but really?
It also may have been I was very tired and grouchy. But I managed to keep my cool and just let her leave, then I said to the guy.. Yeah that's my car so... Lol.. It really irks me though when people talk crap about one of my babies.
I mean I get it. People tend to love them or hate them/be weirded out by them. There really is no grey area. But how dumb are you if the yoga place is not technically open yet and it's the only other car there? And I'm standing right there? Gah.. Grumblegrumble ...
Aww...pussy get feelings hurt? Fox news, pft! ::)
This is just priceless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc
My dog is the friendliest dog in the world. To other humans. She literally is so happy to see a stranger she shakes with excitement. She even attempted to jump in the city truck a few days ago when they were surveying my land! She's nuts. She does however hate dogs that are smaller than her...
So I'm watching this week's "The Flash," in which Mark Hamill reprises his role as the Trickster. I keep thinking "I can't believe THIS is the same guy who's going to be Luke Skywalker again in a little more than a week." He plays the part as a live-action version of his Joker.
Girls who drink while at the club... how the hell do you drive afterwards? If I drink even a bit, it stays in my system for hours and I'll probably get pulled over and get a DUI if I attempt to drive. I must have low tolerance or something.
Last night, I was walking from the parking lot to the store. It's early evening and I hate to be out in all the Christmas commotion, so I just wanted to get in and out as fast as possible. Trying to multi-task, I was walking and looking at my phone at the same time, I was aware of a step coming up, but I misjudged how high the step was and "SPLAT" and went "starfish". I fell completely on my face. My phone, my keys, my purse went flying everywhere and spilled on the floor. I was still laying on the sidewalk and felt my face turn a bright crimson red from the embarrassment. A nice man sitting a bench witnessed the entire thing and helped me up pick up everything and compose myself. I thanked him and tried to continue as dignified as I could, but I know that it's going to end up on social media somewhere. :-[:-[
I must have looked like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wc0aqjkiw
My newsfeed has a story about Amazon pulling a hoverboard from its site due to safety concerns and it's not an Onion article.
This chick on HSN is really hot.
Why it is that when you look your worst, you see your old high school crush who never paid any attention to you and he looks absolutely amazing and so does his gf?
Happy New Year!
A squirrel I saw at the park:
http://i.imgur.com/dWVR1PP.jpg
YES.
More "Deadwood"!
Accidentally zapped my cat with static electricity and he's looking at me like "What did I DO?!"
R.I.P. Alan Rickman. This is already a sad year for our favorite entertainers.
I wonder how i get myself into these situations.....just got done making out with my tattoo artist in the bathroom of his studio.....turns out hes married >:(
damn shame too hes cute!
New record!
http://i.imgur.com/mTjZGNM.jpg
Allergies are killing me!!! Woke up coughing my lungs up.
I love a rainy day! Air so fresh and new! Ahh, I can't wait to take a walk in it later today.:umbrella::raincloud