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Wtf... i just had a cop pullover to beg me for my phone nber. Seriously??! Was that a fkn joke???! He was begging. Asshole made me feel uncomfortable. I wanted to curse him out bad! How unprofessional!!
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I got lucky in Chinese tattooed on my back after i almost hit a cop and didn't get a ticket.
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I know I'm the only person who wants technology to stop but I just got a new phone today and it keeps giving me the option of changing words like cat and car and books into an emoticon in texts and it is very annoying to me and I can't figure out how to get it to stop. Someone help?
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Please don't get in the shower with me when I'm trying to get ready for vanilla work and expect to kanoodle, but since you're in here you can do my back.
I hate the idea of shower sex period, I do not want to fornicate in the place where I shave my pubes. Shower time is not sexy time to me.
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The Monkees just released a new album? I had no idea.
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The Monkees just released a new album? I had no idea.
You mean the 60's group?
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You mean the 60's group?
Yeah, the guys who had the wacky TV show and that everyone said were just a shameless knock-off of the Beatles, but they had some good songs.
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I know I'm the only person who wants technology to stop but I just got a new phone today and it keeps giving me the option of changing words like cat and car and books into an emoticon in texts and it is very annoying to me and I can't figure out how to get it to stop. Someone help?
It should be a setting that you can change.
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Is it just my perverted mind or should they totally have a porn with those realistic velociraptors? They really need to make a porn with like huge dinosaur cocks! lol!
I'm adding this to my list...
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I didn't encounter this as much but I was more of a middle of the road escort & IMO guys assumed due to my "rep" it was a bad idea to ask for BareBack. However yeah I don't understand it at all...Easy way to end up getting sued for paternity if you're rich.
What type of rep do you have? If you don't mind me asking.
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When you accidentally zap your pet with static electricity and they look at you like "What did I DO?!"
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Yeah, the guys who had the wacky TV show and that everyone said were just a shameless knock-off of the Beatles, but they had some good songs.
I love the Monkees! Davey Jones was my fav. Their show cracks me up. Once in a while I'll catch it on some offbeat channel when I'm channel surfing.
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I love the Monkees! Davey Jones was my fav. Their show cracks me up. Once in a while I'll catch it on some offbeat channel when I'm channel surfing.
I like "Daydream Believer." I seriously just set my alarm back to 6:00 last week.
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Fkn South Korea and the shit they do to dogs yanks my heart into the ground. For fuck sakes... those ppl(dog slaughter houses) need to die a slow painful death.
I had a customer admit to me he tried dog meat in China. It took me some strength to avoid strangling him. Disgusting.
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I'm adding this to my list...
It's out there. Though, usually, it is porn with people in the unrealistic dinosaur costumes or animated stuff.
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Yelp is always good for some laughs, found this review today for an antique shop:
When I went the door was closed but the store hours said it was open...so I knocked and walked in only to find some weirdo laying on a couch in just his underwear! So I shut the door and he peeked his head out and said are you going to buy something and I told him I wanted to check out the furniture and he said no! And slammed the door in my face...
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Actor Anton Yelchin, who played Chekov in the new Star Trek movies, was killed in a terrible accident. He was only 27.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/19/star-t...-yelchin-dead/
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Harry Potter 8th book is coming out on July 31 !
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Yelp is always good for some laughs, found this review today for an antique shop:
When I went the door was closed but the store hours said it was open...so I knocked and walked in only to find some weirdo laying on a couch in just his underwear! So I shut the door and he peeked his head out and said are you going to buy something and I told him I wanted to check out the furniture and he said no! And slammed the door in my face...
You want another good laugh. Check out the Yelp for San Quentin prison. Omg! Too Funny!
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Just bc I'm from NJ, doesn't mean I love Bruce Springsteen. Lol. I hate this. He sounds like something is stuck in his throat and his band has no rhythm. I don't get the hype here.
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^^
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me
What? I know it's supposed to be metaphorical, but that's just awful.
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Just bc I'm from NJ, doesn't mean I love Bruce Springsteen. Lol. I hate this. He sounds like something is stuck in his throat and his band has no rhythm. I don't get the hype here.
I can't STAND him! Everything about him irks me. Now, Rick Springfield on the other hand...yummy, yum yum.
He still looks so good.
I used to live near him, and all the uptight neighbors would get upset because he would lay out his undies to dry on the rocks.( It was on a lake).
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I can't STAND him! Everything about him irks me. Now, Rick Springfield on the other hand...yummy, yum yum.
He still looks so good.
I used to live near him, and all the uptight neighbors would get upset because he would lay out his undies to dry on the rocks.( It was on a lake).
I'll admit I like, "Tunnel of love" & "Dancing in the Dark". I still think everything else sucks. Lol.