Serious question..is there any porn where the guy farts in the girls face and not the other way around? All I see are mistress clips or brazilian lesbian farting porn..
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Serious question..is there any porn where the guy farts in the girls face and not the other way around? All I see are mistress clips or brazilian lesbian farting porn..
^Ive only ever seen "oops youre rimming me or giving me a BJ and oops I farted lol" kind of porn. Id be really curious about intentional men on women farting porn? There must be selfuploaded kind of vids in the low viewcount basement of xvideos maybe?
I bruised my knees badly when i fell over on friday, but thankfully it looks like they won't hurt by the time my bf comes to visit this weekend heh.
What a long weekend, glad for a few days off. tired.
Can't wait for the next Mobwives, its interesting seeing them at the time when the storm hit and scary too.
In a crazy mood today cos I had to get up v early, can someone at least offer to make me some pancakes! instead of saying how they are making them grr, and the stupid valentines adverts on tv with stupid heart shaped cakes grr.
lol im loca today
Do you have pancake in America I don't remember?
Haha sorry UK girl first to answer! I think pancakes are a breakfast thing in the US? But yes they have them.
Okay so I mentioned a few weeks ago I think that I work in a nightclub on a Thursday that isn't a strip club just has strippers on.
Well it's been pretty dead last couple times I've worked there and I've come out with between £150-£200. I didn't work for a couple of weeks, then went back and was the only girl in!
I felt sorry for the lass who runs the club so I've said I'll work tomorrow night but It's an hour's drive for me and I'll probably be the only girl there again!
LOL. We have pancakes in the U.S. but they may be different? Good ol' Amurrcan breakfast pancakes:
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Now, my random: Yesterday I took an old friend of mine out to dinner and told her I am stripping again. She knew I used to years ago, but she is the first person outside of my family that I've told since I started again back in November. I knew she wouldn't judge or anything, I have just been weary because most of my friends are very successful career women, and I know they don't entirely understand. Although I know she doesn't get it (she's an Engineer that works 50-60 hrs/wk and loves it! :O), and was totally MORTIFIED the one time I took her to a strip club, she still loves me so it went well, and felt pretty good to share with someone. :)
argh I meant pancake day like in the uk, I know about American pancakes they are yummy, I was crazy yesterday, ugh working valentines tomorow not looking forward to it.
Haha sorry.Not sure about pancake DAY. I'm working tomorrow (well TODAY now) too ! xx
So I worked 4hours today middle shift and made 60quid fuck valentines, gona watch nashville now and eat my treat mt gluten free cake!, in almost 9 years this is my second valentines at work ugh!.
If I was a waiter, I'd put a fake diamond ring in every woman's drink tonight just to watch her date freak out.
LOL Texting my friends in food service this *right* now. That's hilarious!
I made £60 too!!!
Shift from 1130pm to 2am. Grr.
Well, I've told myself petrol to the club cost me £10,so £50 at least that'll cover working expenses for the weekend :)
I'm upset because It's valentine's day and everyone's updating fb with pictures of what they've got or updates of where they've been taken out and how spoilt they are...
So I get a text from a friend & its a pic of a dancer at the cheetah & he asks if I know her? & goes on about how he didn't spend any money on her & got her number:) I tell him NO & I haven't been up there in years because I don't need the drama but I told him I would ask someone about her. I forward the text to my ex & she calls back laughing & explains the dancer is married & has been working there for 15 years. My friend is a somewhat cocky 40 plus year old VP of a good company & this long blonde haired dancer was putting the hustle down. Score 1 for the house again.....lol
^ I hope you didn't tell him and just let him figure it out on his own. }:D
No, the best part is he got the pic he sent me from her website which she mentioned to him? ...lol strong..
Ugh why did I drink last night ugh, now Ive wasted today feelin yucky.
Every time I post here, no matter what computer I'm using, I immediately get the notification that I have to wait 30 seconds between posts, because it's trying to double post everything. I thought all the technical problems were over with...am I the only one who has this happening?
^^ nope!! :D
After a long hiatus I think I'm back on SW...
There is nothing more beautiful than a woman....
I got a business card from a dancer a few nights ago. What is this, the Real Estate business?