I thought this could be a fun idea for a new thread.
I'll start! ;D
What they say: "I want to see you cum."
What they mean: "I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.
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I thought this could be a fun idea for a new thread.
I'll start! ;D
What they say: "I want to see you cum."
What they mean: "I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.
When they say "Where are you from?"
what they usually mean is "I need to find out if you live close enough to me so I can get you to drive over here and fuck me, since u r a webcam slut and all."
What They Say: "What do you do in pvt??"
What They Mean: "Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!"
"Show feet bb "
"I'm whacking off now and want to see your feet so I can cum for free"
"Stand up bb "
"I'm whacking off now and want to see your whole body so I can cum for free "
Oh here's another gem, I saw someone say to a newer, adorably nerdy chick
"I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself already"
"The fact that you're beautiful, better at CoD than me and will realistically never give me the time of day makes me feel really insecure and if I don't make a dickish remark there is no chance you will even acknowledge me" *fetal posish in 3... 2...1*
They say "i wanna serve u mistress"
They mean "I want you to, without me telling you a damn thing, know my exact fetishes, order me around for free so I can wank off"
"You're a whore." = "My mother never loved me."
"What will u do with the cat bb"
This could mean one of two things
"Can I talk you into a little beastiality? It's too expensive elsewhere, risky to download, illegal, will show up in my search history, blah blah blah but you seem like you'll do anything for this money I don't have and nobody will be able to prove I watched beastiality"
OR
"I want to see your shocked, disgusted reaction"
mmmmm bb stand up - I'm too lazy to go to your profile and look at the 20+ full body pictures you have posted.
"I'm here to be your friend" = "I'm a freeloader and will sit in your room asking for attention and waiting till someone else tips you"
From a basic- "someone tip this beautiful girl"
"I'm watching for free so I need you guys to pitch in for me to blow my load all over my keyboard in my parents' basement"
bb please do a gold show = wait come back and do a private just with me = aww no more gold show i was just about to give $50 gold = *kick*
"Show me your ass before pvt" - "Show me your ass instead of a pvt"
"I want to be your slave and obey you" - "I want you to read my mind for things I'm into but will never tell you about"
"Do what you like baby" - "Grab the biggest dildo you have and bang the shit out of yourself"
"Do XYZ for us" - "I want you to do XYZ now and I don't give a fuck about others"
"Give us a Gold Show bb" - "I want my Exclusive at 0.5 a minute"
"I'm into feet, bb - are they cute?" - "I want my fetish show for free, because feet are non-adult"
"you're so hot", "you're so gorgeous", "you're so beautiful", "I love your smile" = maybe if I compliment her enough, she will forget about wanting money and give me a free show as a reward for my compliments and niceness.
:rotfl: These are the greatest EVER!!! I hear EVERY SINGLE thing all of You have written at least 50 times per every hour I'm on cam!
Thanks for the much needed laugh! keep em' coming!!;D
"You look exactly like my mom/sister/cousin = "Let's roleplay in free chat."
"Has tipped 500 tokens"
"I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you"
"faster, harder, harder, HARDER, cum, cum, cum NOW, squirt squirt SQUIRT NOW" = Im a virgin
:no_way:"If You flash your pussy BB real quick, I PROMISE i will take You prvt." =I am really a jealous model, who's room is dead, so I figured I'd come into Your busy room, and try and make You show Your pussy in free, so I can screen shot it,and get You in trouble.
"Do You have a real man there? I can only take You prvt. if i see You with someone who is real man-not dildo!'="I want to make a cheap porno, so I can make some extra cash on the side, selling stolen material"
"I need to know what I pay for", "Give me a preview of your ***, I'll buy a show if it's good enough" - " I'm a beggar but this will make me sound like a shrewd gourmet"
"You look so nice and special, you're too good for this. Do you need a friend?" - "I'm trolling the site for personal info. Mind giving me your FB so I could harass you into giving me free shows?"
"I'm 6'2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock" = "I'm a gift to women and I deserve a free show"
"I have a business proposition for you. Can you PM me, bb?" = "Different song...... but I'm still a freeloader who wants a free show"
"Hi I'm Joe male 23 single" = "I have confused this site with a dating agency"
"Do you like younger guys BB?" = "I think women must prefer younger guys and don't realise that I'm reminding her of how bad in bed young guys are"
"Can you take all of that?" = "I have no idea what a woman's anatomy is like...for all I know that thing reaches as far as your throat."
"Do you escort?" = "I just want to get off on your voice by asking useless questions....or I get off on thinking I'm seeing an escort...or I am really looking for an escort but I'm too damn lazy to search the site for one and check out her profile first so I'm going to irritate every girl in free preview by asking this question."
"no sound..please type bb" = I need you to ignore everyone & talk to me right now