haha, I love the guys who ask if you're wet in free chat. Like, sure, I still have some lube down there from the last show.
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haha, I love the guys who ask if you're wet in free chat. Like, sure, I still have some lube down there from the last show.
They ask because they hope you'll say yes because they are jerking their pathetic little cocks and something so small as saying you are wet will get them off. I'm so disgusted with men lately.. They are such pathetic creatures. At this point someone who comes into my room and asks a stupid question like that, I just boot them.
I'm SO right there with you! I had so many questions today.: How big are your tits? How old are you? I tell them nicely to read my profile and if they have a question about me that is not listed, to then ask me. I even had guys asking during my GS countdown what I was doing in the show. I fucking am so fed up with these fucking morons.
Regular who I met on SM I then saw on MFC. He asked me on MFC if I Skype. I told him yes. I told him my rate and he said he would take me up on it. I heard nothing since. That was about 3 months ago.
He comes into my SM room today (I gave up on MFC) and asks how I'm doing. I tell him great and that it was nice to see him. Asked him if he was in the mood to play. His response:
"My credit card isn't working on the site. So, what else is new with you?"
Translation: I'm broke and bored.
Argh. Argh. Argh.
What he says: "I know that with most guys, you're just playing along with their fantasies, but I want you to tell me what naughty stuff REALLY turns YOU on."
This is an interesting combo of: "I think I know a lot about your job;" "I think I'm a special snowflake that isn't fooled by the smoke and mirrors;" "I know you're a lying whore who couldn't possibly have been telling the truth about her fantasies up until this point;" "I'm so awesome that we managed to form a special bond in a matter of minutes/hours, so you'll open up and tell me things you don't tell other customers;" and...
"Your REAL fantasies better be naughty as fuck and exactly the type of thing I like."
The answer he doesn't want to hear: "I REALLY want a lot of uninterrupted sexy time with my significant other, so that we don't have to rush straight into the sex and can spend a full hour just making out. Yup, my kinky fantasy is to have the luxury of making out, clothed, with my SO."
When a guy says: "I am not ugly, old or fat like the other dudes you see. I am young and handsome so you shouldn't charge me."
A guy really means: "Not only am I dumb enough to believe that I know what kind of guy you'd be attracted too, I am also dumb enough to not realize that this is your job and you are doing this for money so it is irrelevant what I look like."
When a guy says hey bb quick pvt? c2c?
Means he will go pvt but usually excl turn on his cam even if you say no to it and jerk off to the point of it looking like hes trying to start a fire with his dick for 10 seconds then leave after clearing out your room and waste your time. Yes this happens i will usually cancel the c2c and then make it restart because i know whats coming and always have the block ready if im performing if they go pvt just incase he does it. So dumb they think we are.
I got a new one. "I understand that this is your job, I want to make this good for you too." means "Im going to pay for something once, and then spam the crap out of you about my sad life until you give me literally anything for free. Give me all of the attention! If you don't, i will freak out and get really nasty with you out of nowhere.
I want u to enjoy it too! --> the only person I care about is myself, I want more than u possibly can give me, I ll squeeze all of your energy out of you, coz I m a selfish dick. :D
Do what u like the best: I m lazy to give details, I dont even care, just wanna jerk off quickly and expect u to read my mind.
He Says: Anything derogatory referring to rates... He Means: You are not worth what you charge and even if you are I can't fucking well afford you so lower them immediately! Now! Why haven't you lowered them yet?!
He Says: Do X and we'll go private... He Means: I either have no cash or don't believe you are worthy of it so do it for free and preferably with a smile on your face!
He Says: Compliment, compliment, compliment but no cash... He Means: I am completely broke.
He Says: I've sent you a message (without tipping for anything in free chat)... He Means: Dick Pic alert!!
They are all so annoyingly predictable.
"You like big Dick?" = " You like big Ego?"
My dick is 11 inches => I never C2C
^^ So true! There is a direct correlation between having a very large dick and not owning a web cam!
"with this attitude no one ll pay a cent for u here" --> I m really broke, desperate and feel terrible about myself. Maybe I can make this girl feel bad about herself too if im toxic enough. If I drag her down to my own shitty level, my life ll be less miserable.
This is such a good topic. Aint read it long time ago. Now I do, it s so funny. ::)
This's for sure, Best Ever Thread! :)
"Cum now, bb" can mean one of two things.
1). You obviously don't know how the female body works. I cannot just cum on command you doucher.
2). He doesn't want to continue to sit in paid chat any longer. 'Cum now so that I can end this and stop being billed per minute.'
hi bby I heard u have the best "ass/ tits or whatever" in jasmin I'm here to see if it's truth -->
I use Reverse psychology to trick these dumb broke whores to do stuff for me, for free. She have no clue, my next step ll be to ask for free stuff "before pvt". She ll respond, give me attention and what s more: Free stuff! There s no way she ll notice that i m a broke freeloader who spamming the same shit in every room. I wont get banned instant, these women are so stupid.
That s from the same guy.
1. i love your blue eyes -> I m broke. Seeking for attention in any room I m able to enter.
2. where you from? ->I m broke. And still, no one listens to me. If i ask for personal stuff on a site like this, this bitch ll feel how much I respect
her, as a human being. I m impressed by myself, how nice I am. This ll totally work!
3. your so pretty, but you need to smile -> U need to give me ur attention, and stuff for free, immediately. I m running out of patience now, a few
more min and i ll show off what a nasty asshole I am. *Getting ready to argue like a 12 years old.: 3...2...1!
Same guy later:
are you not interested in talking? -> I really have whole day to waste ur time... just coz I m broke and bored.
I m 36 you bb --> I m a 40 year old fat guy, still in my mom's basement. And I m virgin.
I'm nearly cumming looking at your *whatever* --> I would suck dick if a women would ever give me attention / any kind, even an angry reaction.
or: I feel so badass and wild, saying nasty things on the internet.