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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
"Will you please control the show if we go private" means "Imma microdirect the life out of this session and wait to tell you what I want until after you've already done it wrong."
"Ooh, very nice. . . Why are you thanking me?"
"Turn camera to the left a little! No, the left!"
"Peel panties slower! Aw, too late!"
"No, do what gets YOU off! You're just now telling me you have a vibrator?"
"Oh, I don't like that noise it makes. I lost my boner."
[MARTIN_SCORSESES_DICK has left the chat.]
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
Could you bring your face close to camera, I want to see the color of your eyes = I love facials and want mine for free.
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"but bb I don't want to dirty talk for me.. I wanna make YOU CUM! I'll think about YOU!"
I wanna get off for free since my fantasy involves pleasing the girl
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Do you do sph bb? I am a big dicked moron who likes SPH but I do not have a small dick (hence the BB, not Mistress)
Do you like big dicks bb? I am a little dicked moron who likes to pretend to have a big dick on the internet, but when you ask me to show it to you "no cam bb"
LOL. I have had a rash of this lately. Big dicks who like SPH, and littles who wish they had a big dick. WTF?!?
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Heh. 80% of the time I get this...
"Do you like roleplay?"
And I respond with...
"Depends. I don't do ageplay."
Conversation = over.
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"I'm 16..." - I'm most likely not 16, as this site requires a credit card to sign up, but I'm a dumbass who just got himself blocked and reported.
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Sabihah
Heh. 80% of the time I get this...
"Do you like roleplay?"
And I respond with...
"Depends. I don't do ageplay."
Conversation = over.
Yeah for REAL. I have on my page now I DON'T do ageplay because these fucking people seem to like to chat to me because I look fairly young....
it's some creepy fucking bullshit.
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"I'm 16" = I wanna get free sexy talk by being lectured because I shouldn't be here
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What guys say: "12.99 a minute, are you fucking crazy?"
What guys mean: "Your existance makes me feel like a failure because I know I will never be able to afford to spend time with you. So, in order to make myself feel better about being such a loser I am going to try to turn it around on you and make it seem like there is something wrong with you instead for asking for so much."
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"Do you take paypal bb? I like to cut out the middle man 8)" = I wanna use my payment method and don't give a fuck about you.
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"Hi it's *insert name*, *insert age*, *insert location*" - I honestly confuse this to a dating site and I'm gonna demand that you give me all your attention and exchange pictures just cause I'm "not like other guys on here", and put your account to a risk of suspension by spamming my contacts, demanding for your personal info and acting like our meeting has been arranged already and it's just a matter of time that we fuck IRL; and when you call me out on it, I'm gonna call you another money-hungry bitch that doesn't deserve a nice guy like me in her life.
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What he says: "do you like big dick?"/"what do you think is small for a penis?"/some other question about penis size
What he means: A. I think I have a big dick and I want you to tell me how much you hate small dick.
B. I have a small dick and I want you to tell me how much you hate small dick.
C. I have a small dick and I want you to tell me small dicks are awesome.
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"hey bb, im asian, do u think the stereotype of asians having small dicks is true?"
translation "please open my camera and be shocked that im an asian with a big dick"
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'Can you show me a bit of your bush before pvt? Girls have tricked me in the past...'
Translation: 'I want to try and trick you into showing me your bush in free so I don't have to pay'.
'You're ugly/skanky/have a big nose...'
Translation: 'I'm ugly and have no life, no friends, no social skills, no looks, and have never been kissed'.
(seconds after entering a show): 'Put a big toy in your pussy, bb'.
Translation: 'I know, deep down, that I have never given a woman an orgasm'
'Tease me, bb'
Translation: 'Give me a free show, bb'
'Do you mind older guys, bb'
Translation: 'I'm old enough to be your great grandad, and have guilt issues about wanting to bang barely legal teens'.
The list goes on :P
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^ What DO you do though, when they say things like "put big toy in pussy" (oh god) a few seconds after entering the show?
Are you just doing your thing and ignoring said guy, or taking the time to explain that you aren't going to be banging yourself until at least X point?
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I don't use massive toys on cam anyway... I just do my own thing and what i'm comfortable with at the time, really. I usually only use fingers on cam. I have had guys complain that my toys aren't big enough... Translation: 'I am insecure about the size of my own cock and no real understanding of female sexuality' :D
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I meant more like the guys who expect you to strip in 10 seconds and start "going" at it right away rather than the ones requesting a big toy (that would just make me laugh, I don't do that).
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What guys say on cam: "This show is a rip-off and you're an ugly and dumb cunt."
What guys actually mean: "Oh fiddlesticks, I really should of read that gold show description before I clicked the button to come in. How embarrassing!
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What guys say: "Do you do normal gold shows."
What guys mean: "I am paying you an ENTIRE dollar so I expect you to fuck yourself with power tools and to make rainbows come out of your pussy when you cum. What is wrong with you?"
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"I would have tipped you if u teased a bit but im leaving now, good luck". Translation: "I'm now going to relog as a guest and come back in her room and hope my comment makes her start a tease and I won't have to pay cause she thinks I left"
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Customer: "Where do you live BB?" <Translation> = "I think I can talk you into letting me come to your house for sex if you live close enough to me."
Customer: "Are you married / Do you have a boyfriend?" <Translation> = "I think I can talk you into letting me have sex with you if you aren't married or don't have a boyfriend".
*Alternate Translations*
"I can't tell the difference between a cam site and a dating site."
"I have no intention of ever spending any money on you."
"I think you are camming because you are looking for a guy like me, here I am BB but first things first, "Where do you live?"
"I am a creepy stalker who wants to find out where you live so I can creep around your apartment and peek in your windows, etc."
Customer: "I know you in real life." "I know exactly where you live." "I want to cut you up with my knife and feel your blood on my skin." <Translation> = Actually I am not sure what the translation was for this one but after ignoring him for a while I went ahead and banned him. I suspect a possible translation may be, "Hi I am completely pathetic but if I can scare you maybe that will count for something and PS I am masturbating right now"
Customer: "Hey BB can I see your pretty feet?" <Translation> = "I never spend any money on Cam girls but I am going to screenshot your feet and jerk off to them every day for a week."
Customer: "I want to see your ass before I take you private." <Translation> = As soon as you show your ass I am going to either cum or take a screenshot and then jerk off to it but one thing is for certain, you will never see me spend any money on this website, least of all on you."
Customer: "I want you to get me hard before I take you private." <Translation> = "I am almost ready to cum in your free chat, all I need is a tiny amount of inspiration and btw I never spend any money on this site."
Of course there are exceptions to the rule but that is why they are called exceptions.
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"Are you married/have a boyfriend?"
can mean
1) I hope she says yes, because I want to lecture you about how what you're doing is cheating so I can feel morally superior while I jerk my tiny dick off for free.
2) I hope she says yes, because I want to beat off to the idea that she's cheating on her man with me.
3) I hope she says no so I can stalk her into submission and make her my girlfriend!
4) I hope she says no so I can lecture her about how she'll never find love because she's a whore and I want to feel superior while I jerk my tiny dick off for free!
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Guys on an indie site: Are you on any other websites? or is this you [link of other cam profiles on bigbox sites]
Translation: Im hoping youll tell me a freechat website so I can get an extended preview
Guys on bigbox sites:Are you on MFC? Ever hear of MFC? I really like the site Chaturbate :D
Translation: This pay per minute shit is killin me
Guys on clips4sale: ever hear of MGF? ever hear of ELM? you should sell clips on your own. hey ever think of selling your clips in bulk?
Translation: this base rate per min for clips shit is killin me
Regular who used to spend heavily: Hey, can you do a gold show? Ever do Happy Hour on here? Can I breakup our sessions if I prepay? C'mon just Skype me my name again is ------! Can I have a discount code?
Translation: You, me and this thing we have goin? Well it is almost over
Guy on Niteflirt who calls a cheaper line for a higherpriced lines service: Hey your other line is tied up
Translation: lololol be desperate for a call and let this slide
Random: Ive been googling you, cant find too much.
Translation: Im kind of pissed you dont have more free, overly personal, and/or pirated shit
Random; Ever do porn?
Translation: I got a few tubesites open lady, give me the names to plug in!
Summa-time customer: I never see you online anymore
Translation: youre often online and I see you, but youre in paid/member chat only, which doesnt count as being online to me!
Summa-time customer but 24/7 clinger: youve changed or you used to be _____ or you seem different
Translation: you just made a direct sales pitch! how dare you speaketh such blasphemous impropriety in my presence
(I meant for this to be more positive, lol am a bitter bitch today, forgive me ok, Ill post in "Amazing things I Heard On Cam" as comeuppance)
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Not to be rude, but...
"I am about to say something that is not only incredibly rude (and I know it) but also exposes my sense of entitlement, openly displays my ignorance, and may even be specifically worded to try to hurt your feelings."
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What guy says.
Here's my email so we can talk away from this site.
What he means.
A. I'm trying to get your email so i can stalk you and tell you creepy things you would ban me for. B. I'm just so cheap i would never pay the small amount it cost to email you on this site.