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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
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Originally Posted by
HornyHeidiBush
(seconds after entering a show): 'Put a big toy in your pussy, bb'.
Translation: 'I know, deep down, that I have never given a woman an orgasm'
Or perhaps, "I'm American so I never got any sex education other than pornography. Porn has taught me that women instantly cum buckets when they're immediately and rapidly jackhammered with elephant dicks. I think I'm being responsible for us both having a good time! ....and either I've never had a partner or my partner has never told me otherwise and I don't think to ask, so I labor under this misapprehension that a) I'm not pounding her hard enough b) My dick isn't big enough. We are having a miserable sex life and I don't know why!"
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
What cam girls say on SW:
@Roast, you are consistently smarter and more clever than i could ever hope to be!
What they mean:
GodDAMN! I have TOTALLY fucking FALLEN for some of those things you've said, Roast! DAMN those bastards. So many "small talk" comments continue to reveal themselves as unsafe! *grumble grumble* Customers! *scowl* *stew*
Much love for Roast! Thank you for bringing stuff I never would have thought of out into the open. Not only did you think of it, you expressed it in a concise and funny way. I love you BB!
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"I'm not like the other guys on here."-I'm EXACTLY like the other guys on here! Perhaps even more annoying!
"Do you meet people off of here?"-Do you fuck people off of here?
"Open pussy bb"-I'm a pervert who doesn't speak much English.
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
BB I can't do a private because I am at work. I am so sorry ! I really wish I could! Five seconds later .. BB can I jack off under my desk to you ? Then I say what the F.. So u can jack off under your desk at work in free chat.. But can't in paid? Get the F outta here lol. They must think we are all dumb !
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
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Originally Posted by
roast
Random; Ever do porn?
Translation: I got a few tubesites open lady, give me the names to plug in!
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
Thank You ^_^ !
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
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Originally Posted by
lifetravelergirl
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
Thank You ^_^ !
GI joe
sorry it HAD to be done
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
"What size cock do you like bb?"
"Do you like big dicks bb?"
"I have 10 inches hard for you bb. Is that enough?"
= "I am oblivious to the fact that Kim Klass gives zero fucks about my dick, or any aspect of it."
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
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Originally Posted by
blondhottie
"I'm not like the other guys on here."-I'm EXACTLY like the other guys on here! Perhaps even more annoying!
"I'm not like the other guys on here!" - "You don't know me, but I'm entitled to special treatment and goodies noone else gets!"
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
I figured I'd add my take. ;)
What guys say: "I'm not like the other guys on here!"
What guys mean: "I believe that I am a 'nice guy' but I am in deep denial about the fact that at my core I am actually a passive-aggressive douchebag."
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What guys say - "I'm not like the other guys on here!"
What guys mean - "I am just like the other guys and only want a freebie but I'm even more stupid than them because they know that using this line is pointless after earlier attempts to get a freebie have failed, and they know that it would just make them look even more desperate and pathetic"
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C-C-C-COMBO!!!
He says, "I'm not like other guys on here!"
He means, "I genuinely believe that you are dumb enough to fall for this because I'm a misogynistic asshole who believe that any woman who would willingly go into any form of sex trade is either a drug addict or a total fucking moron. Also, I have a very small penis."
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
What they say: "I'm not like other guys..."
What I imagine: "I'm Batman!"
Or:
My favorite attempt at free content so far is a man who wanted me to be submissive. Once I thought he was taking discussion of a pvt too far (in free chat) I told him if he wanted to continue, he was could tip or take me pvt. His response: "THAT IS SUCH A TURN OFF. YOU SHOULD BE WAITING FOR WHAT I GIVE YOU. YOU DEMANDING MONEY MEANS YOU'RE NOT SUBMISSIVE AT ALL. I WOULD HAVE TIPPED YOU SO MUCH IF YOU HAD DONE WHAT I TOLD YOU."
What he meant, of course: "I never intended to tip or take you pvt. I intended to manipulate you the whole time. You willing to be a submissive for me just told me that manipulating you would be easy and when I found out it wouldn't, I lost my erection and got mad. BITCH."
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What guys say on cam: I don't know why you hide your face all the time. You have such a pretty face.
What guys mean on cam: I've paid a whole dollar for this gold show and I am pissed off that you included in the topic description that you won't show your face. I bet if I butter you up and tell you how pretty you are -- you will TOTALLY show me your face for free so I can blow my load. What chick doesn't fall for that compliment shit?
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Guy: I like genuine girls who like me for me and not shallow ones who only see me as a source of money...
What Guy Really Means: I like stupid girls who will give me shit for free thinking I'm a nice guy, when in fact I AM shallow and only see you as a source of tits/ass/pussy...
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My favorite all-time attempt at getting free shit is-"I used to date a camgirl/I dated a girl I met on cam once/I met my last girlfriend on cam."
What he really means-"Nobody has dated me in years but if I tell her that another camgirl went out with me maybe she will be fooled into giving me free shit or going out with me for real!
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...because it will prove that I must be better than all the other random creeps on here!"
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
What guys say: "Do you have a nice ass/smooth armpits/sexy feet/etc?"
What guys mean: "I'm hoping you're dumb enough to want to prove it to me."
The smooth armpits guy almost got me when I was tired... I was like "Yeah, sure!" and kinda halfway raised my arm to check that I'd shaved lol then I was like HOLD ON NOW. "Could you zoom in bb?" NO.
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What guys say: "You're so much nicer than all of the other models on here!"
What guys mean: "I'm so glad you haven't banned or ignored me yet like all of the other models on here!"
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What guys say: "What kind of roleplay do you do?"
What guys mean: "How much creepiness can you tolerate for 4.99/min?"
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What guys say when I tell them they can imagine I'm whatever age they like but I can't say anything under 18: "Oh that's fine, I understand"
What guys mean: "I'm going to either state or imply that you're younger and younger as I get closer to coming, because it's not fun unless I know you know how creepy I am"
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What guys say: "How submissive are you?"
What guys mean: "I hate women and want to degrade and punish you for all their perceived slights against me."
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What guys say: "Seriously? Just to stand up and turn around?"
What guys mean: "You fucking cunt, I've been waiting 10 minutes for someone else to tip for tits/ass so I can bust."
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What guys say: "I have this really intricate/detailed/long ass fantasy that requires 3 paragraphs to describe to you, can you do this in exclusive?"
What guys mean: "Will you listen to graphic, extensive sexual descriptions for free in hopes of getting a long exclusive?"
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What guys say: "Oh no, it kicked me out after I hit my limit. Could you [fetish/whatever] in free so I can finish?"
What guys mean: "I'm cheap or broke enough to pull a desperate move like this in order to shave a minute or two off of a paid show."
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Wow, I didn't realize I had an entire loser-to-English dictionary in my head.
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He says: What are you into?
He means: I want you to describe, in graphic detail, exactly what you fantasize about in free so I can wank to it.
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"I am NOT taking you away from your customers!"
Actual meaning: I will never be one of your customers
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"Where are you from".
You live within 500 miles from me! I assume you do escort and am on my way!
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
How dirty are you? = give me wank fodder! (Usually combatted with a "I fuck myself and strangers for money, how much dirtier can I get?!"
I'm not like other guys = I'm much, much worse
I've sent you a pm, let me know if it turns you on, then we go pvt = My fantasies are illegal and abhorrant
I'm a young 60 = I am over 70
I am a photographer = My phone has a camera on it
I am a professional photographer = I have a 2mp camera
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Guy: "Cum bb"
What He Means: "I can't afford to pay you long enough to see you build up to a real climax. I mistake a living, breathing female with some sort of fembot who can cum when prompted. I have never, and will never, see a real female orgasm. That's OK though I'll just fap it for the rest of my life."
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What guys say: "Hey, when are you going to offer [this thing I want that you don't offer] in a $1 gold show?"
What guys mean: I am foolish enough to think that offering this type of show has never occurred to you before since obviously working this job shows that you really can't be smart enough to have any business sense.
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"Your Gold Show sucks ewww lame boring zzzzzzzzzzz what a waste of $$$ come on ban me you ugly cow" = "I've cum already, hopefully I get her pissed before the show ends so she bans me and I get refunded"
*In a regular (group) pvt* "Surpise me/shock me/show me how kinky you can get" = I want all/the best of your Exclusive menu at the price of your regular vanilla show"
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Re: What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam
What guys say on cam: I miss you. I miss your face and your voice
What guys really mean: Your per minute price is so much more expensive then it used to be when you first started as a camgirl and I originally found you. Maybe if I make it feel like we as if we've had some sort of connection and 'good ol days' together then you will give me everything I want for cheaper. I sure the hell ain't going to pay more to go private with you then I originally did since I actually in fact don't miss you or even like you at all. All chicks fall for this emotional bullshit.....you might of not have fallen for it the first THREE times I tried it on you but I am just going to keep this shit up because I know it will eventually work.