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What is the WEIRDEST way you've ever made money stripping?
The Outback Bowl is in Tampa right now, and my club has been experiencing a younger, rowdier crowd than it typically attracts. A couple nights ago, a group of co-ed 20-somethings were sitting by my stage, and they were all wasted. One of the girls had taken one of the guys' shoes, and asked me to throw it to the other end of my stage so that he couldn't get it. I smiled, said no, took her tip and moved on.
She threw the shoe anyway, and it ended up landing ON my stage. I know she wasn't trying to throw it *at* me, but I was still so aggrevated. Who does that?! My bouncer came to retrieve the shoe and bring it back to him, and I was like, um, NO. He's paying for this, bring it to the dressing room. I made his girl pay me $30 to get the shoe back (negotiated down from $50 }:D).
Hands down the weirdest thing that's ever earned me money @ work, though it's up there with the guys who pay to give me foot massages, or one customer back in Denver who wanted to role play an appendicitis diagnosis...
What's the weirdest way you've ever hustled as a stripper?
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I had a trample fetish guy in MA. He would always buy VIP time and have me stomp on him (in my heels) in a very particular sequence. It was awesome.
I've had guys crumple dollars and play "hand football" on stage with me so that I could pull more money out of them.
I've played "guess the bra size" games for extra cash in the club.
Selling what I'm wearing to fetish guys (for serious cash).
Foot guys in the VIP, of course.
That's all I can think of right now! I'm sure that there are way more!
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My weirdest was one guy who liked me to treat him like shit. He liked me to literally chug beer fast down his throat while telling him hes gunna pay for me and my boyfriend to go shopping the next day and pay our phone bill(me & my bf's). He told me he was gunna pretend he was a bug on the bottom of my shoe while me & the bf shopped with his $$ and roll around while thinking about it. LOL. he liked to buy me drinks/give me $ &have me just hang out with other guys all night while he sat an watched me i ignor him. He clapped at all my stage shows at the end and would say "yay princess!". He said no to all the other dancers who tried getting him to spend $ on them. Can you say CRAZY! I delt with it in the club & he wanted to take things otc but I just said no cause no amount of $$ is worth what he may do to me, who knows..
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One of my dancer friends used to play a game with the customers she liked to call "twat ball". Basically the dudes would through wadded up ones at her and if they could stick it to her, they would get a free LD. (None of us ever wanted to end up getting those same 1$'s back lol!) But it did actually make her a lot of money.
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I play the "real or fake" game with customers :D
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^^ This. I've won $20's multiple times on playing megatouch with the customers. I'm a penthouse photohunt champ!!
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I can play a mean game of sudoku 6, but not with anyone watching.
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Hm...
A custy at my old club would call a few girls over to his table and play trivia games for cash (luckily he only came in early and on quiet nights).
I've been dared/paid A LOT to do the running man on stage, nude (not classy, but oh well).
The weirdest was an old regular who would take his favorite girls for dances and mime/pretend to go to the beach with them, mime putting sun screen on them, play volley ball, get ice cream etc...
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LOL. Mime playing volleyball?! That's hilarious! Honestly, I'd be totally down for someone to pay me to do that. After a few drinks, that would be amusing as hell.
And Britney your blog is great, although the thought of anyone paying me $500 to piss in a cup is beyond me. I haven't had any fetishists in a while... I kind of miss my old foot fetish regulars. Such easy money.
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I had an ear fetishist in vip...he just wanted to rub my ears and gaze at them fondly, describe their delicate intricate folds etc, he did keep saying he wanted to fuck them, while that wasnt on the menu I wondered about the physical mechanics of it, but didnt want to encourage it with any questions.
Had a guy ask me what the mysterious wonderful "stripper smell" was, I explained that its a phermone that strippers develop from being in contact with other strippers long enough, that yourr genes mutate and eventually produce their own stripper-smell-pheremone. I offered to sell him some at a modest rate. I went & got my body spray & spritzed him with it for$20.
If someone at stage has a hat ill grab it off n incorporate it into the strip, then ill hold it open and pass around te hat like a street performer.
I can set my "nipples on fire" with matches.
Played truth or dare in a VIP and ended up on this guys shoulders running repeatedly around a table.
In another big group VIP the guys just kinda grabbed girls at random. We were split among a big room with a pool table and I ended up straddling my guy in a corner chair. He was already pretty drunk & conked out on me pretty quick. I basically just held him and kept him napping for 2 hours. It wad bizarre cause I was facing the corner and could hear evrryone else in the room being all racous and partying it up, whenever he stirred id just soothe him back to sleep. $800 to be quiet & guard a sleeping guy for 2 hrs! When he got up he wasnt even upset cause his friend was footing the bill & theyd had a great time.
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.... I really wish I could dance, damn! Great thread!
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Years ago there was a guy that would pay girls to let him sniff thier feet. The smellier the better. If you were working up a sweat in some pleather boots you were a "shoe in" for some easy money. Heehee...
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OliveJardin
Hm...
A custy at my old club would call a few girls over to his table and play trivia games for cash (luckily he only came in early and on quiet nights).
I've been dared/paid A LOT to do the running man on stage, nude (not classy, but oh well).
The weirdest was an old regular who would take his favorite girls for dances and mime/pretend to go to the beach with them, mime putting sun screen on them, play volley ball, get ice cream etc...
lol I vaguely remember doing something similar in VIP. Good times, love those kind of dances; )
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I used to play a game when I went out of town to work. If after a few minutes I didn't feel confident that I could sell them a on a dance yet, or they weren't the type that would buy dances, I would playfully use the tie-down " you like having fun, right?" ( head nod) "Let's play a game! I'll ask you a question, if you answer correctly I'll stay for a drink with you, and if you get it wrong, you buy a poster. "(or a dance, depending on the club/situation)
I'd let them choose a geographical question or a trivia question. If they chose geo, they'd have to guess where I was from originally: 2 state/province guesses or 4 city guesses. We would usually both laugh, how could someone possibly guess? lol Believe it or not, once someone did actually guess correctly!
It was a great ice breaker, and I could always make them laugh when I did it. Funny means money $$$
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Ooo. I forgot, years ago I was dancing in Denver and this stripper was rolling. I'd never seen her before, I think she was new, but she fell in LOVE with me (she had a lot of MDMA in her system) and gave me $40 on stage, then ended up buying like half of my old stripper wardrobe that I was getting sick of anyway. I think about $250-$300 of my income came from her that night. Don't do drugs at work, kids.
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I got a champagne room with a guy who just wanted me to sit on his lap and stare at him. For half an hour. Without talking.
I traded a guy a hair extension for a Benjamin :D
Sold another guy a broken shoe for $100 which was more than the pair even cost so I got to buy new shoes after!
A guy paid me $20 to pick up the phone when his ex called and say "sorry mike's busy" in "my stripper voice"
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Once danced with a guy who only wanted to dance classic waltz style with me. While I rub his nipples softly OVER shirt haha but he was so nice and sweet.
Another dude wanted to lick my dirty foot for 50 bucks. I said sure.
Had a guy offer me 100$ to take my panties off and lay them on the bar. I work at a non nude so he wanted to know I was "being naughty" I did it. I always wear two pairs of thongs, he never knew :)
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What are megatouch games?
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i had a strange elderly gentlemen just want to squeeze my upper arms ..and then ask me to pin his agains the wall. i hear a lot of men have an armpit fetish where they will ask to suck on them *ick, no thanks!* , but this guy just like thin blonds whose arms he could pinch and touch. weird!
another guy had me guess how many tattoos he had, and when i guessed right he gave me a big old wad of cash haha
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By punching a dude who had a thing for tough women. That was one of the last fun dances I gave before going on my temporal retirement (at that time I was 15 weeks pregnant).
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OliveJardin
The weirdest was an old regular who would take his favorite girls for dances and mime/pretend to go to the beach with them, mime putting sun screen on them, play volley ball, get ice cream etc...
wow, easily the weirdest thing I've heard lately.
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FiendishGyrator
wow, easily the weirdest thing I've heard lately.
…it got to the stage where he’d even invented an imaginary cafe and all of his other favorite girls were imaginary waitresses there. So, we’d pretend go to lunch in the LD room and be served by them, talk to them etc (he could have just booked them too lol). He had a good imagination, that’s for sure ::).
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iwannastripp
What are megatouch games?
Megatouch is a game machine in a lot of strip clubs that has games like poker, sudoku, photo hunt, etc and you don't win anything, just high scores.
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Dance to thriller while peole thriller danced.