A guy handed me $200 cash to just sit and talk to his friend. I obliged.
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A guy handed me $200 cash to just sit and talk to his friend. I obliged.
The day before Valentine's Day I had a guy come in and asked me to pretend to be a cat for him. I just sat on his lap and hugged him and purred in his ear and let him stroke my hair and tickle me behind the ear. I spent a couple of hours with him doing just that (without ever taking my top off, if I remember right), and he paid me a grand. He also showed me some pictures of his Darth Vader cosplay and lamented the fact that he was forty years old and never had a girlfriend and didn't think he was ever going to have one. He was a really sweet guy and I felt bad for him, but I could tell he was fishing for a date or something and lol as if that was going to happen. I keep wishing he'll come back one day...
I also have a semi-regular who is always fun and hilarious. The funniest thing he's done is had me sit on his lap pretending to drive a motorcycle while he hugged me from behind pretending to be my "biker bitch." I made all the "vroom vroom" noises and everything. He wanted me to tell him stories about what would happen if my bike broke down and I didn't have any money but a hot mechanic showed up to help me, what would I do, etc. He was a really fun guy, and I was happy to do stuff like that instead of the normal boring routine. I wish he would come back, too!
I had another guy who would pay me to pinch his nipples really hard (above the shirt). I had stiletto acrylic nails at the time and made him bleed on several occasions. When that would happen I would stop because I definitely did not want that fluid on me. He also wanted me to ash my cigarettes in his mouth back when I still smoked. He would talk about how he wanted me to lock his head in a box with no lid and then me sit on the box and shit and piss into his mouth. I told him I would pee in a cup in the club and he could drink it if he paid me, but he insisted on it being OTC and did not want to pay for anything OTC. So lol hell no doofus. Good luck getting any girl to agree to that.
This happened a few days ago. With some dude that owed me extra money.
He ended up giving it to me by holding it between his teeth and doing weird squatting jig :)
He also ended up giving me an extra 20 before we even started dancing lol
One guy paid me an extra £10 ($15) to lick the heel of my shoe in a private dance (shoe off my foot) while I just sat next to him sipping on champagne. Can't imagine why, there must have been all sorts of crud stuck to the bottom. Very odd fellow.
I had a guy pay me to go away b/c I looked like his daughter, and of all crazy things my 'fake' real name was his daughter's first name.
I also had a guy that would tip me $100 on stage each time I went up but he always had the waitress tip me and she wasn't allowed to tell me who he was. Every Friday night I'd make good money on stage but I never knew who it was so I could never thank him, weird but I'm not complaining.
Last night a guy asked me to draw a picture of him on a napkin after I mentioned I studied art. He didn't expect much but then ended up liking it so much he paid $20 for the drawing then got in trouble with security for trying to take a picture of the napkin with his phone.
I have a customer that likes to sit bare chest to bare chest and just look in my eyes....
I think I have you all beat in this category. approximately 1997 I was working at a little dive bar that was right on a major main highway. Happy hour was packed, but from 12-4 we got weirdos and creeps. I already heard about the feet and armpit guys but this one took me for a lap dance and said "How would you like to make a lot of money real quick". I said" NO, I don't do that". He said it wasn't sexual and he wouldn't touch me. I asked how much and what is it?
He said $500 cash if I would kindly remove my tampon and put it in the bag he brought with him. I had only been dancing 5 years and this was freaking me out. My first thought is that he was going to plant my dna at a crime scene. So I mentioned that and he laughed. I said ok, on one condition....I want a copy of your driver's license....in case something ever does come of this and I would have to explain my DNA at a crime scene. So he let me take it to the office and copy it. I came back in the dance room and promptly pulled it out and put it in his baggie. Easiest $500 ever...for something I would throw out anyway. ***Turns out he makes hot tea with them. ***GAG****
Man, I don't even know where to start! The crazies f***ing LOVE me! I get all the fetish guys. My weirdest recently was a guy who was into "Shrinking "... If you don't know what it is, google it. It's a fetish/fantasy where a person desires to be verbally shrank down to a tiny little thumbalina of a man and inserted into various orifices of your body. So basically, he wanted me to seductively describe in detail what I would do with him if I could shrink his whole body down to 6 inches tall and "use" him in whatever way I see fit.
He paid me 500$ for a 5 song private dance and all I had to do was dance a little while I made up crazy shit about how I'd walk around all day with him tucked in my cleavage, he'd be my little pocket pal secret and at the end of the day I'd take him home and use him etc... So bizarre. But I chose short songs so I made 500$ in 15 min and my biggest struggle was keeping a straight face whilst saying all this. Lol!
A few weeks ago a guy took me and another girl to VIP for 2 and a half hours. We played D&D and watched youtube videos on his phone.
Nothing too crazy, I've always turned down incest play request *gag*. I get a lot of foot fetish guys and guys that want to massage me but that's not too weird.
When I first started dancing I had a regular that came in once a week to play with my hair while I was fully clothed. He was prob 70ish, looked like Mr Magoo and conveniently named Harold lol. Awkward but an easy $100.
One night when the club was dead but 2 guys were sitting at my stage. One pulls out a fifty and asks me to do the robot. So yeah, $50 for doing the robot topless for about 15 seconds.
Cha cha on a guys chest for a whole song in my heels (with snow grips on)...then he has me stand on his hands,palm facing up, with the stiletto dead center.... I actually enjoyed the entire thing plus it was easy money.
Foot fetish guys! Love it. Had guys pay to have my shoes or pay to touch my feet. Super easiest enjoyable non sexual way to make money.
This was back in 1997, right after I started dancing. It was this great little hidden gem of a club at the time, as it was in Port Chester, NY, just across from Greenwich, Ct and fairfield county - perfect place for a strip club! It must have been my 3 rd shift working as a stripper when I meet this strange man obsessed with discussing golden showers. Mind you, I was 19 years old and had not a clue what a golden shower was, but I listened and played it like I engaged in them all the time and think they're very erotic.
Well, suddenly the guy offers me $40 if I could do something special for him. I agreed to consider whatever it was, and thank goodness I was drunk that day, or else I might have freaked out and run away. He asked me to fetch a wine glass from the bar and head to the toilet to pee in it and bring it back to him. I thought about it for a second and could not see the harm in my compliance, so I headed to the bathroom, and proceeded to sell my pee to this man a number of times. He would always swirl it and then taste it, commenting on the taste, and then he would down the whole thing right there in front of me. The best part, I think, is that he was a gynecologist. I would have to say that he really was an important intro to this new business I was learning all about. Selling my pee, (another girl I know sold her breast milk), selling my used dollar store quality string panties, dancing to the right song at the right moment, falling on my ass, fixing juice drinks with some of my vodka stash - they've all been lucrative over the years.
One time this guy bought a very expensive (quad digits) champagne room at the end of the night but he was so old and drunk, he spent the first 10 minutes unbuttoning his button up (he had a tshirt on underneath), the second ten minutes taking off his boots, and for the final 10 minutes he curled up in the fetal position on the couch and asked me to stroke his hair. haha and then when he was done the lights came on, he left me 100$ tip and i left him with the rest of his group to help him put his stuff back on haha probably just as slowly.
I have two regulars who are into that kind of thing. One is only good for a couple dances but the other has been known to do 30-45 mins of dances and tip $100 on top. The majority of the dance, they just want to have their man boobs/nipples played with, and they like it really rough, which is odd to me because it seems incredibly painful. Ooookay then!
I'm very slim (110 lbs) so one day a couple months back this muscular 6'3" dude came in.. very handsome but a bit weird. We spoke for a little then he ended up asking for dances. However he didn't want me to dance. He wanted me to sit down next to him with my arms up while he rubbed on my ribs. WEIRD.
So I awkwardly let him rub on my ribs (he had a fetishes for anorexic chicks.. however I'm not anorexic BUT I'm the smallest at my club so I guess that was the closest thing to him). So yea.. he rubbed on my ribs for about 10 minutes (about 3 or 4 songs worth) and gave me $1000. He's been my customer ever since! Lol
First VIP ever, guy told me as soon as we got in the room that he didn't want to do anything except rub my feet. At the end of the hour, he told me that if I was willing to give him my shoes, he would give me a $250 dollar tip.
Tied with not too long ago a couple came in and the woman instructed me on ways to physically hurt the man in VIP. She told me to stand in his crotch area with my shoes, knee him in the balls, pull his nipples, spit on his face.
The first one was way easier for me to do, they were both equally weird.
I agree! I LOVE the foot fetish guys! They are not the "weirdest" but they are most definitely my favorite. I have noticed that they are never the "cheap" type either. They pay what you ask without debate or hesitation and are always respectful in my experience. Have you noticed that? I have two regular "foot guys" and I wish all my regulars were as easy and respectful as them. I have taken to selling them my old heels too when it's time to buy a new pair! They love my old, worn out, dirty heels & it funds the new pair! Lol!
As I'm reading these hilarious things, I get a FB message from a guy who buys 3-5 LDs from me, plus decent tips on top, just to suck my toes, asking if I'm working tonight. Men.
I had a regular customer a few years ago I dubbed "Disneyland" guy. He like to combine his sex fantasy with theme park fantasy. We'd go back to VIP and pretend we were riding in a roller coaster. Of course, I had to be nude in order for it to work for him.
Last Friday a customer paid me to sit in VIP by myself. At the end of each song, he'd pop back in and pay me for the next song. This went on for 6 songs until he invited me to join him for a drink. That was pretty weird.
The other day I made money by pretending to have sex with a tree.
I had just sold a VIP room to this guy. I had been very vague in what I said and I figured he was expecting sex, but it was dead and I was just trying to make some money so I kept pushing him to get it. After two minutes in the room he realized he was not gonna get what he wanted. So he walked out, told me he was done and got a manager and complained. Right then they called me on stage. Eager to get away I ran on stage and danced my set. At the end as I'm about to walk off the manager comes and tells me he had a conversation with the guy. I ask if I'm in trouble. He says no because I didn't say anything wrong, but after explaining there were no refunds the customer had decided he did still want the room with me. So I go back in and this dude is mad. He said since I wasted his money and made him feel stupid he was gonna waste my time and make me feel stupid. He pointed to a fake tree in the corner of the room and told me to go have sex with it. I had to spent the whole 30 minutes pretending to have sex with the tree. He wanted me to do doggy style and everything. Told me to get in close and do it real good. I told him I had to be careful not to get a splinter up there. He was laughing his ass off but then again so was I. He told me some people are tree huggers but you my friend are a treefucker.
After the room was over he stuck around a bit and chatted with some other girls. Every time I walked by he would point at me and shout "treefucker."
An NFL Linebacker paid me to punch him as hard as I could! :$
At one club this customer kept handing me $20s every couple minutes because the dancer he typically spends money on was talking to other customers. He did it until she came over.
At this dive club I was giving a dance to a customer and we went to VIP and it turned out that he just wanted to go to the private room to smoke crack. He lost his pipe immediately after taking a hit so we didn't even have to talk because he felt like he needed to find it. Our time was up and he still hadn't found it.
In LA this guy paid me to humiliate him by telling him things like how small his cock was etc. He paid me around $100 in dollar bills and humiliated him for 10 minutes. At that same club I had sold a cheap g-string for like $40 which is a pretty good return since i couldn't have bought that pair for more than $5