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Ha, I love this thread! Its so true! And each of these guys are in every club.
Ill add: 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and is like "What will you do back there?". I guess this goes with looking for extras or really high mileage.
2. The guy that just wants to drink or buy you drinks and is just there for the bar.
Ha, I love this thread! Its so true! And each of these guys are in every club.
Ill add: 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and is like "What will you do back there?".}:D I guess this goes with looking for extras or really high mileage.
2. The guy that just wants to drink or buy you drinks and is just there for the bar.
Ive gotten dances from all of these guys. you never know!
Guys who say something to the effect of 'I don't buy dances but I would like to take you out for dinner'. Fucking impossible to sell dances to, anyone who knows how to sell to guys like this I would love to know.
1. The guy who never goes up to the rack or buys dances, yet sits at a table in the back of the room and watches all the girls dance.
2. The guy who acts like you should be the most freaking grateful person on planet earth and he just did you a huge favor because he just gave you ONE dollar.
3. The guy who pulls out a huge stack of cash at the rack so you start giving him a bunch of attention, and then he proceeds to give you 3 dollars out of the stack.
At my club...
1. The guy who always comes on Sunday, "because cover is cheaper then than all the other days."
2. The guys who are drinking soda. The ones with $$ who don't want alcohol are almost always drinking expensive bottled water. If they have soda, it's because it costs like $3, and they don't want to spend more.
3. The guy who "is waiting for someone," and then you see him sit in the same spot all night without buying dances from ANY of the girls. And come back and do the same EVERY TIME he comes to the club. :D
These r all soo true ! Every 1 of them ! All the kind of guys I run away from before it gets me in a bad mood lol
The guys who say "Oh I am friends with the owner/manager/DJ"
The guy who sits glued to his phone; worth a shot, unless he's drinking water.
We have a lot of asians that come in and sit in the corner doing this... I don't see them glance up even once. Why even come to a strip club?!
Ooh, ooh, also: The guy who tells you about his stripper ex-girlfriend/wife. They usually sit there criticizing each girl on stage. So fucking annoying.
Funny...I almost always sell to the guys who want to see me onstage first. But I think the trick might be paying special attention to them. Then again, maybe it's just more common in my club for guys to want a preview because the ld area is in the back and there are no dances on the floor. Many of them honestly want to know how a girl is going to move.
The guy who is trying to tip in Jesus pamphlets. (true story)
^^^ .......................... No way.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Tell him that strip clubs are God's blind spot.
At my club I avoid
Anyone (who looks) under 25-30
The guy who says, "I want to see how you dance first"
Anyone who I notice who just sits and watches but never tips the other girls ar any girl
I would say how they are dressed but its not always true...i have made money off of guys who were not dressed amazingly vs men who come in a suit and tie and just sit in the corner...they want us to think they have money.
I always ask where they work at...if its like walmart, a restaurant, ect...I remove myself asap. But I ask becuase the better the job/ career ...the more likely they will buy dances and spend money.
At my club I avoid
Anyone (who looks) under 25-30
The guy who says, "I want to see how you dance first"
Anyone who I notice who just sits and watches but never tips the other girls ar any girl
I would say how they are dressed but its not always true...i have made money off of guys who were not dressed amazingly vs men who come in a suit and tie and just sit in the corner...they want us to think they have money.
I always ask where they work at...if its like walmart, a restaurant, ect...I remove myself asap. But I ask becuase the better the job/ career ...the more likely they will buy dances and spend money.
Anyone who demands that I sit on their lap. (On the main floor, for free.)
Anyone who sneaks up on me.
Anyone who grabs my arm and physically pulls me over.
The guys that come in trying to look like drug dealers (heavy chains, flashy [but cheap] stuff, tatts all on display) sit at the stage and do not start tipping within half an hour of arriving. I don't care who you are or how many tatts you have, if you're not tipping, I refuse to be interested. Clearly you have spare cash, it's inked all over your arms... And no I will not tell you where I got my tatt done without a tip. Guys like that just think because they're tatted, strippers will be automatically enamored with them.
Generally guys from Penrith, or Wollongong, Australia. Wont give them any more than a few mins hustle. They always want party girls to get plastered at work and come and party after.
Indians.
Someone wearing a suit at 3am on a Saturday morning. Again, a quick hustle as they are usually posturing.
^^lol to above, so true!
^^Oh me too! Its funny what used to attract me now turns me off completely so guys who used to know me think they know what to do to get me but really have no idea, I am not into that no more..
Anyone who looks like a pimp
1. The guy who is just there to sell drugs to your coworkers
2. The guy who is trying to rub himself "discretely" while watching the dancers on stage
3. The guy who managers vouch for (because he is an ex football player) who immediately pulls his dick out during a table dance (this was the last stray and I finally escaped to a cleaner club) ewww