The idiot wearing the T-shirt that says "Make it rain"
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The idiot wearing the T-shirt that says "Make it rain"
The man with the rotting mouth you can smell from the stage when he's at the tiprail. Happened Saturday. :ill:
ETA: poor new girl sat with him for 30 minutes...smh. I have a strict policy of minding my own damn business, but I still called her over to sit with me and the two guys I was talking to so she wouldn't feel like she had to stay. I remember those days of not knowing what it's okay to walk away from.
After tonight I'm reminded why there are certain demographics I do not approach. >:(
^^or "I am that dude!!" lol.
I try to talk to and feel out anybody I can. Other then having strong BO people tend to surprise me. I watch a lot of girls who have it "figured out" sit there and chat with each other while I make money. Dunno... this whole thread just sounds like bad ways to miss out on good money.
You never can tell who not to approach just by looks but more by conversation, behavior, and of course $$$
Although I've seen some dancers only approach certain races/ethnicities or never approach groups or never approach couples. IMO they leave money on the table so I rack up in these instances.
But if there is one group of guys I will not approach - unless its extra slow and I am desperate for payout money - is creepy looking dudes sitting in perv corner. Even then I might just take a loss versus having to approach.
Guys like this, since they are usually there for no other purpose than to be difficult, I cut the crap & tell them bluntly, "Well, dinner/coffee/buttery nipples won't pay the rent." A couple digs at their cheapness makes me feel better & sm times even shames them into getting a dance w/ me or another girl.
I always avoid any guy who calls himself “daddy” and says things like “come and sit on daddy’s lap” type stuff.
Customers NOT to approach be like:
- I don't buy dances
- I don't have any money
- I'm waiting for my friends
- How much for sex?
- Where can I get some coke, weed, meth, etc...
- I don't have any money but I can pay you with drugs
- Maybe later 3+ times
- Give me your number so we can meet outside of here
- I don't usually come to places like this
- Here's my business card call me if you want to work for me
- I'm a pimp and you got all the right qualities to be on my team
- I just got out of prison
I actually have a regular that will occasionally wear this shirt for shits and giggles. His son bought it, but his wife nearly had a fit when he brought it home. So he gave it to my guy knowing his love of the club. He is my call him up and come in on a slow night man.
To get on topic, I usually try to avoid men my age or younger. I love my older gentlemen and he no time for frat boy antics.
Anyone you can smell from the upstairs dressing room when they enter the building.
^ Yeah, nothing gets stank out. Also smelly rubs off.
Guys that are grabby right off the bat. The ones that are too eager for you to sit on their lap.
Guys who dig in their noses! You know those nasty hands will touch you during a dance, I had a guy this last weekend dig in his nose early on in the conversation, then attempt to put it in my mouth while doing a dance. He didnt get it near my mouth but I knew where that hand was going so I pushed him off before he got a chance but OMG, eww.
Guys who say creepy shit when they ask for a dance while you're on stage.
"You gonna be a good girl for me? You gonna do what I say?" Err, no, but I will take those dollars now, thanks.
Some of these I'll approach if it is quiet....but for the most part...yeeeaaaaahhhh.
ESPECIALLY the "oh, I know the owner/DJ" or "I used to date a stripper/I know so many strippers".
That one line that will have me just get up and walk away?
"Sell it to me". Usually followed up with a comment about how they are in sales.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Guys that say they are in 'sales' are the WORST. I usually say something smart back like "oh really, you are too? Yeah, we don't get all that fancy training like you guys do but somehow I manage to clear 6 figures HEHEHEEHE, lets play/get naked/dance". Either they do or they don't but I surely made them feel like shit while doing it haha.
"I used to date a girl that worked here, I know ALL about this" LOL..sure you did.
You know ____ (insert manager name) ..no I don't know any of the managers here, I just been working here 3 years. LOL. I always think they do this to try to get me to do whatever they want in fear that if I don't, they will report it to their manager friend ahhaa. Again, you either want a dance or you don't.
Indian guys. IF I MUST approach them, I do what I call a drive-by meaning I just say "hi my name is Brielle, would you like a dance" and then they do this patting thing on their thigh insisting for me to sit down so they can feel me up and NOT buy a dance. Yea, no. LOL.
Guys that are circling the club clutching their warm beer.
Guys that run straight for the bar when they enter the building.These guys seem to think if they go to the bar, they will be safe from the lap hopping dance getting strippers. Not gonna happen but it's a nice try.
GUys that say they are here to see ____ (insert bartender name or anyone who isn't a dancer). So annoying.
Guys that are clapping and making loud noises in the general direction of the stage.
I should of added in 'in NYC' cause most guys don't even tip here and some pay no attention to the stage so if they are acting like bafoons, they probably are NOT getting dances.
bumpie:)