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Spanish speaking customer: (collecting my tips) "No hablas ingles. No dinero." (despite the fact that I saw him with several Benjamins in his wallet)
Me: (in English) "I'll let you fuck me for $100."
Alleged Spanish speaking customer: "Ok...si si!"
-_- At my club tipping is mandatory
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The "What do I get" guy. Ugh. Cheap Greens are the worst!!
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this might sound weird, but guys who are ridiculously overdressed at odd hours of the day. this might be a different story at oh, penthouse NYC? where you have businessmen in suits stop in after work before they go home, but i work at a mid-tier club nowhere special. i don't think i've EVER danced for a guy in a suit. wealthy people don't always like to let everyone know that they are. if they come in showing off--that's all they're probably there to do.
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Guys who sit at a table with a stack of 150 ones, but never tip.
Guys that lose all control of their motor skills when they skip one dollar into the side of your G and "accidentally" slide their hands over your stomach, hip, ass and thigh.
Guys that talk about how much better another club is and advice you to go there.
Guys that say you are too good to be degrading yourself, while they stare at your tits
Guys that try to negotiate single lapdance prices. Me: "Dude, it's $20." Him: "I'll only do $15." Me: "It's $20." Him: "17" Me: "No" Him: "2 for $35."
Guys that wear sweatpants!!!!
Guys that talk about how ugly the dancer on stage is. Especially when the dancer isn't ugly and the guy weighs 260 lbs.
Guys that are obsessed with all the girl drama at the club and press you for details about who is the "biggest bitch."
Guys that think they are an integral part of the club and tell you they are VIPs and encourage you to ask management about their special status at the club.
Guys that sit/stand by the dressing room all night, trying to get a peak inside.
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The guy who says: "I don't usually go to these kinds of places".
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LMAO had this happen to me on fri night--guys who try to make it rain with TWO DOLLARS. best part, his wrinkled up dollar bills floated around and didn't even make it to the stage and he bent over looking desperately to find them.
i cracked up--obviously this kid had NO MONEY.
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Generally I approached everyone because you never know. I have made money from men I never thought I would, like frat boys. They are generally cheap (and tended not to like me)but some have been good customers. I hate to say this but yes there are some ethnic groups I will avoid or spend little time with, like Indians. The Indian customers I have had all were handsy and expected a lot for the money. The Spanish speaking Mexicans tended to be like this as well, though the Mexicans who were American educated and likely born here were a different story. By far though the worst customers were the cheapos. One club I worked at offered a buffet during the day for free and we we would get all these men coming in just for that. Rarely did any of them tip at all.
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^^Nothing worse than the free buffet...
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Yeah the free buffet really brought in the trashiest customers who would buy one drink (usually something like soda)or worse ask for a free glass of water. Most never spent any money, including on waitresses.
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Originally Posted by
tempest666
Spanish speaking customer: (collecting my tips) "No hablas ingles. No dinero." (despite the fact that I saw him with several Benjamins in his wallet)
Me: (in English) "I'll let you fuck me for $100."
Alleged Spanish speaking customer: "Ok...si si!"
-_- At my club tipping is mandatory
please tell me you have him give you the $100 and then walk away laughing maniacally?
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BANHammerGoddess
please tell me you have him give you the $100 and then walk away laughing maniacally?
Unfortunately he fell off the barstool drunker than a skunk and they booted him out.
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The guy who comes in for the buffet
And anyone in a bachelor party (have never made good money of any)
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OMFG i read this before going to bed...and you ladies are soooo funny and adorable!! i rarely laugh out loud (when i by myself)...butt reading your posts made me laugh...out loud!!!~
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How about the ones that IMMEDIATELY ask (im talkin right out thr gate) "so...do you dafe older men"WALK AWAY AND DONT LOOK BACKK.!The guy you see talking to a self admittrd druggie; from my experience they seem to like the fact that these girls need them for theor 'sickness' its like a masculinity thing i avoid them like the plague
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The college fratboy making rounds in the club to see if any of the dancers will make out with him for free because he's so ridiculously good looking. *facepalm*
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Anything with a vagina that is not a stripper. Too much drama and bullshit for too little money.
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The gay guy that just wants to ask questions about being a girl? (This happened lastnight)
The guy that sits waaaay in the back of the club when its damn near empty?
The guys sitting at the bar with their chairs turned tpwards the stage buying domestics
The guy that says 'i used to date a stripper'; ;; go play in traffic please and thanks lol
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SassyBecca
I try to talk to and feel out anybody I can. Other then having strong BO people tend to surprise me. I watch a lot of girls who have it "figured out" sit there and chat with each other while I make money. Dunno... this whole thread just sounds like bad ways to miss out on good money.
Agreed!
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miss.a.p1600
Customers NOT to approach be like:
[*]I don't usually come to places like this[/LIST]
Interestingly, I find that customers that tell me this are just being honest for the most part and I almost always get them to go for a dance because it is a novelty for them. I especially love breaking in lap dance virgins =)
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Originally Posted by
SassyBecca
I try to talk to and feel out anybody I can. Other then having strong BO people tend to surprise me. I watch a lot of girls who have it "figured out" sit there and chat with each other while I make money. Dunno... this whole thread just sounds like bad ways to miss out on good money.
yes, although I agree with a lot of these girls that these are the guys that are least likely to spend money, I read it as the "guys to spend no more than one song on," as opposed to "never approach."
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I never approach Indians because I'm sorry but most of the time they are really annoying and cheap and I don't approach Asians either because they don't like me.
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newb2
I never approach Indians because I'm sorry but most of the time they are really annoying and cheap and I don't approach Asians either because they don't like me.
The indians at my bar usually smell have a heavy curry-like scent to them. Once someone told me I smelled like a middle eastern man 4 hours after I did a dance with an indian guy. :( Now I never approach them unless it is desperately slow.
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Yeah, if you're friends with the management... go fucking hang out with them! During day shift the "friends" are always the ones looking for extras because "It's ok, I know the manager" God I hate those guys
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"I am just here to discuss some business with my partner".
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Guys who wear sunglasses in the club.