Guys who lay their money out on their table. They just do it to bait the dancers. They don't spend a dollar of it.
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Guys who lay their money out on their table. They just do it to bait the dancers. They don't spend a dollar of it.
you approach and try to talk to all of them, unless the club is super busy.then you introduce yourself to all of them, pay close attention to body language and if they tip/buy you a drink. if they won't even do that, move on.
^ Why does someone always have to ruin an amusing thread idea with basically a condescending lecture type post?
Anyone with pants so baggy I can see their drawers. But I do try to approach most guys. My last high roller looked like a homeless dude. Ratty grey hair, cheap WalMart workout pants and a tshirt with a few holes. Turned out he was so rich that he just didn't give a fuck and he spent well over a grand on me.
I will typically choose Caucasian men first, foreigners are a last ditch resort.
...Anyone with a creepy vibe, women (unless they call me over), and guys who are just sitting around not tipping.
I kind of have a princess attitude though lol I am picky. I also work in a ghetto strip club so we get the worst kinds of guys here and to try to preserve my sanity I have to be this way.
i too avoid indian customers. one called me over for a dance, and proceeded to hound me to lick and touch my breasts. i told him NO 5-6 times, and he told me he would just find another girl, and now he didn't want the second dance with me. at that point his body odor was so awful, i didn't care. sure as hell, another dumb bitch let him do his "lick lick" to her boobs with the promises that he was going to pay her double. he didn't. matter of fact, he only paid her for one song, and she did three
as a girl who gets a lot of dances I say:Approach everyone, EVRONE!!! indians, black people, girls, couples, foreigners(learning to say only two words in their language is often enough) Don't take No for an answer, keep circling around the room like a vulture, and make tons of eye contact. It actually makes the money dudes jealous if you talk with a Mexican for like 10 min and have him tip you a couple bucks for your time. A lot of guys don't take no for an answer, why should we? You have to have a rapist mentality with them. Don't be discerning about anyone. It's about power dynamics. They have to give you money now.Also, you can pull stubborn people by rubbing his knee for 40 seconds while making eye contact. When you ask them to dance, nod YOUR head yes, pull them up.try it! if it dosn't work, come back 30 mins later and do the exact same thing.
back to the topic:
-really drunk guys (i've been puked on before)
-homeless guys (seriously, it's happened more than once. I really should work at more upscale clubs)
Seriously, can we please stop with the 'super serious advice'. We all know the old Approach Every Customer mantra. Good for you that you put up with everyone in the room's bad odor/rudeness/cheapness and manage to get dances from them. This is supposed to be a funny thread.
Also, the term "rapist mentality" is probably something that should be removed from that post. I'm sure there are some girls who will not find that a very nice comparison.
Back on topic AGAIN:
- This is weird but anyone with a pitcher. Beer + 2 or more guys = broke. Soda + 1 guy = sober buzzkill guy who's planning to camp his ass out.
- Guys that tip you on stage but not without making a request ("can you shake your booty?" "can I have some tits in my face?")
This is also what I got out of this thread. And... the "Mexican" thing. Probably 95% percent of the "Mexicans" are from Central America.
I don't know there is a type of customer I avoid so much as much as remembering particular people that I had a bad experience with and avoiding them in the future.