Originally Posted by
rareaspasia
I got my hair cut a couple days ago, got bangs and more layers put in and I fucking love it and have gotten a million compliments on it. So I go in and there's this bar fly regular who I chat with occasionally because he's always sitting at my bartender buddy's bar and I love her so I try to be friendly with him because when he's there he's always up her ass and if I want to talk to her I have to deal with him. He never seems to remember me and last time I saw him he said he didn't recognize me because I looked older the time before. So I took a quick break by her bar and he comes up and says I'm in his spot, and I'm all polite, like, you can still sit here (because there was a perfectly nice empty chair and I was leaving in a moment anyways). He goes, "Do I know you?" And I think he's just making conversation and responded, "yeah, you never remember me, I'm the girl you said looked older the last time you saw me," still polite and kind of jokingly. So then he goes, How old are you? And I tell him 36. So then he proceeds to tell me I look 42 (like being 42 is just a horrible thing) and starts totally trying to tear me down, like, "I'm not trying to be mean, just being honest, your hair is shockingly awful, especially the bangs, your makeup is making you look awful, your cheeks are too much, your lipstick, seriously, your hair is just terrible, you should do something about that." I just looked at him with pity, patted his arm, and walked off. Like, WTF is wrong with my damn cheeks? Last time I checked having really high cheekbones was a good thing? And I was barely wearing any makeup. I was so amazed someone would be such an ass because I "took his spot." He's a pathetic fuck, though, he has ten kids from ten different women (seriously, guys, it's true), and is obviously an alcoholic. Later on I saw security trying to chase him down as he ran through the club wasted while wearing a Santa hat. Spent the rest of the night doing pretty decently, with good customers who all mostly wanted to talk (about interesting things, for once), and barely touched me other than to rub my back. I also go a marriage proposal from a guy who was so drunk that he kept asking even after I told him I was married.
Seriously, though, my cheeks are making me look old? LMFAO!!