That is fucking genius! Thank you for sharing.
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That is fucking genius! Thank you for sharing.
Tonight was really shit, not just annoying but hardly anyone, Mondays are so hit or miss where I work, i mean last Monday was decent tonight, I wished I stayed home.
Mon night I made over 500 $ off one guy. A dancer got feisty with me because I reFused to share my total # dances lol
Shift befOre that someone went in my dancer bag and threw my shit on the floor. Mehhh oh well I was too busy making money I didn't give a fuck.
Shift before that I had to listen to a guy with weird slick back hair talk about his expensive jacket. As he got more liquored up it became clear he really really loved the jacket.
Lol wow I Wish I worked with you.
Mon night I made over 500 $ off one guy. A dancer got feisty with me because I reFused to share my total # dances lol
Shift befOre that someone went in my dancer bag and threw my shit on the floor. Mehhh oh well I was too busy making money I didn't give a fuck.
Shift before that I had to listen to a guy with weird slick back hair talk about his expensive jacket. As he got more liquored up it became clear he really really loved the jacket.
I had my first excellent $$ night in nearly a month. I made an acceptable amount on the floor and then I did three hours with a foursome in VIP with a 30% tip on top, endless bottles of my favorite champagne, and surprisingly great and non pervy massages for 2 1/2 of those hours. Half an hour on my feet alone. It was heaven. Hope my guy actually comes back tonight.
Had a fucking awesome night @ work. I was on a mission and hustling. I made my crocodile money and then some. I'm soooooo FUCKING stoked right now.
That's fucking retarted GypsyLace what a shithead. Too bad you couldn't have peed right back on him now that would take the cake!
I got "I come here for a release" I said "well it's better to do those things at home, we frown upon that activity here." "What about when guys touch you there?" Me: "they leave with only four fingers" him: "not the insde just around the outside" Me "We don't fucking like that inside, outside, southside, westside whatever it's just disrespectful." Him: "but that's the fun part" Me: "looks like I'm no fun would you like me to find someone that would be more helpful?" Him: "Okay." Me "Try down that street with one of the streetwalkers there's only entertainers in here, that's not in our job description to get vaginal exams from custys and jiggle balls."
Really good money for a lot of hard work. I usually really connect with and remember my VIP and room customers, but tonight they were just business to me and I can't remember a thing, which is all good with me. Only thorn in the night was a guy who bought a twenty dollar dance on the floor and asked if he could spank me. I usually allow people a playful spank or two, so I said sure, and he literally left a handprint on me that lasted the rest of the night. I immediately turned around and said, "woah, way to hard, chill out" in my serious-don't-fuck-with-me-tone, and he looked surprised and chagrined, but I didn't do anything else. I didn't realize how hard it had been til I noticed the mark and that it kind of hurt to the touch a few hours later. Wish I'd gotten his ass kicked the fuck out....
I got a $50 stage tip yesterday! I know that's probably nothing to you American ladies, but considering how rare stage tipping is up here, coupled with the fact that, when it's done, it's usually just a $5 or maaaaybe a $10, this is pretty exciting for a Canadian girl!! Dude ended up being a decent customer too. I love when the shift starts on such a positive note! And I had such low expectations due to an imminent large snowstorm.
Last night sucked!Wasn't nowhere near as busy as it should be at ths time of year!The whole weekend sucked actually,manager predicted it would be loads busier than it was and way too many girls on. Had a go at a girl for wearing a shawl made from rabbit fur....
^ trust me this weekend sucked, Im so pissed Ive never seen it like this in December.
^Normally December is our busiest time and it has absolutely not been up to par with previous years. Sounds like it's a global trend!
Yup, we were all expecting the busiest week/weekend of the year at my club and it was fucking awful. So many girls, and so many drunken asshole time wasters in twatty christmas jumpers. I was expecting double what I actually ended up making. Can't wait for January when they'll put a reasonable amount of girls on the shifts again, my regulars will come back from visiting their families, and it will all go back to normal!
Well technically I'm talking about tonight. But I approached this older man sitting alone. I say "why are you sitting all alone handsome?" He then says, " that's how I like it". ...... Asshole. Apparently hes said that to everyone who has approached him.
Tonight was ok for a Tuesday in August!, the Christmas fun continues!.
Tonight was alright for me. A guy asked me to sit with him and immediately told me he was friends with the manager and doesn't get dances, so I decided to just get a drink from him and leave. But after a few minutes chat, he hands me some money, then continues to do so about every ten minutes for the rest of the night. It was a pleasant conversation, and better than working the floor from what the other girls told me. The only downside was that after a couple of hours he got incredibly drunk, (he was insisting we drank shots) and started puking while he was sitting next to me at the bar. I skipped out of the way and was fine, but he covered himself and the floor all the way to the bathroom. Luckily though, it meant I got to avoid the 'can I take you to dinner next week?' question which all the bosses friends seem to think it's ok to ask!
My last shift was saturday. Left with $530 after tipout, that kinda money is unheard of in my area believe it or not so I was verrrrry pleased. Guy handed me a $100 bill to go out to eat, I lied and said i would obviously. made $180 off one stage set. a really drunk guy came up to me so me and a friend directed him to the atm and he spent lots. watched a new girl get hammered. it was funny. i thiiiiink that's about it.
Lots of twats. Dead slow.
Some fat old guy talked over me within 3 minutes of sitting down to ask about VIP. When he told me he wanted to do whatever he wanted, I said nope... also due to the fact that anyone who immediately asks about VIP has no actual money in my experience...So he grabs another girl and invites her, saying how I didn't want to go. She thinks I'm new, gives me this pitying "but why not, you really should have" line and flounces off. They get not even to VIP but just to the $20 wristband section, and he backs out. She ended up getting a $10 dance out of him while I laughed my ass off.
I went back to the old "Fat shaming club" now they're kissing my ass telling me how great I look. I took this n00b that basically attached herself to me. Her and the 3 other n00bs played on the pole and swapped outfits. I called in a reg who wanted to wish me an early happy bday. It was a nice early present.
Tonight was good, a guy I know from another place who I had not seen for like a year came in and danced loads with me, left then came back again after half hour, said because Im too fun lol. and hes a total gent so it was cool spending alot of time with him.
My last shift was a pretty good night. I wish I was banking more but oh well! :)
This weekend was great finally Christmas money, was hard work and had to deal with alot of idiots, was crazy busy.
This week has been a good one. I worked a day shift yesterday and despite being exhausted and hungover, and the weather being awful, I still made £200 in a couple of hours without actually asking anyone for a dance. The guys were all nice and friendly, and just came and asked when they wanted dances. It was a nice relaxing shift and I'm glad I went in.
I'm really thankful for this thread. My sister is the only one who really knows I dance and she has gotten a little sick of how much I want to chat after shifts. My last shift was on Friday night and I made terrible money ($140) but I had an easy shift with minimal gropers/creepers/assholes. I have been at this club for almost two months and my averages have not been great. I do really like the staff though and that's hard to find. If I wanted to switch clubs I would be driving an hour as opposed to 30 minutes. Hmmm decisions, decisions.